My daughter never forgave me for the time I picked her up from school wearing an umbrella hat. In my defence, it was raining and I was on crutches so I didn't have a hand free to hold an umbrella. --Pussy Galore
My daughter never forgave me for the time I picked her up from school wearing an umbrella hat. In my defence, it was raining and I was on crutches so I didn't have a hand free to hold an umbrella.
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9:45am
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Everbody on the team feared 'Punch Hand Judy' [Tiny Alien]
see 8.07
9:14pm
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Ladies & Gentlemen please put your hands together for our next dancer, Anne Droid [Tiny Alien]
You could handover your card and wait in the pub...........
5:45am
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8 hours clothes shopping with the missus [Tiny Alien]
Followed by hen gliding and budgie jumping.
4:47pm
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Listen up people, get your parrotchutes ready, next jump in 10 minutes! [Tiny Alien]
nice one
3:09pm
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She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. [Tiny Alien]
...AND she's a two-seater.
11:32am
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She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. [Tiny Alien]
Quite possibly one of the least PC captions ever :)
3:38pm
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"Can you see what it is yet?"
Yes Rolf it's a f**cking bunny again, now break times up, get back in your cell. [Tiny Alien]
"Change is hard, sir."
3:30am
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Where's my change? [Tiny Alien]
"Change gonna come"
3:16pm
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Where's my change? [Tiny Alien]
My daughter never forgave me for the time I picked her up from school wearing an umbrella hat. In my defence, it was raining and I was on crutches so I didn't have a hand free to hold an umbrella.
10:23am
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DAD!!!, PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL AGAIN!!! [Tiny Alien]