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	Y? 11/06/12 10:00:58	4 20
damn been waiting ages to use Y and them I miss it when it comes along. --Chris Brooks
	Scuba Doodle Doo 20/06/12 10:06:34	5 19

	clever Macaque hole 08/12/16 20:00:21	18

	Thunderbirds 13/10/14 20:38:47	15

	clever Boatanical garden 17/11/16 12:00:27	15

	Pooched egg 27/10/16 8:25:24	15

	lol x2 Thanks for turning up for todays assessment Sandra. After careful consideration we feel that your children would probably be better off living with their father. 04/12/14 9:26:16	15

	She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. 29/10/16 11:51:48	2 14
nice one --puneet chahal
	This month Huey's gone for a Beatles hair cut. 03/10/14 9:24:58	14

	Tea's up! 09/08/12 10:16:32	13

	That will be two bucks sir 01/06/12 10:36:50	2 13

	lol x2 Try and smile Son, mum would want one last photo 21/11/16 8:23:26	13

	Could've been worse, she could've satin it 19/09/16 12:28:02	13

	Backslash 29/10/14 16:29:40	13

	Security tightened as youth was caught carrying a magnum. 28/10/14 14:38:39	13

	clever x3 Horse/ 26/10/14 21:15:08	13

	Hi there, I'm looking for a kitchen sink 31/08/17 9:29:26	12

	Listen up people, get your parrotchutes ready, next jump in 10 minutes! 27/10/16 14:16:03	1 12
Followed by hen gliding and budgie jumping. --Pussy Galore
	Dam! Who put that there? 06/09/16 7:44:33	12

	A Shitsuit 24/11/14 13:18:16	12

	Don't trust him kids, it's October! 28/10/14 9:14:36	12

	No no no...we asked for the steps to be finished off with redtiles. 27/09/13 8:47:39	12

	Darling, I think these couch potatoes are done 07/09/13 7:06:17	12

	A very Talon-ted street Artist 13/07/12 10:00:37	12

	DAD!!!, PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL AGAIN!!! 30/05/17 10:01:13	1 11
My daughter never forgave me for the time I picked her up from school wearing an umbrella hat. In my defence, it was raining and I was on crutches so I didn't have a hand free to hold an umbrella. --Pussy Galore
	creative You're a Jellytot but I'm a Gelateen 24/07/16 19:29:51	11

	The Bee Gee Gees 24/07/16 10:50:15	11

	On second thoughts, let's give them independence 06/06/12 22:06:35	11

	They also do a good 45ed wine. 09/10/14 14:46:43	10

	lol "This is a local shop for local people" 11/09/13 11:42:49	1 10
"...there's nothing for you here." hee hee, best programme ever. :D --Mr Blonde
	Quick he's coming, clench your buttocks 22/06/12 10:09:09	10

	Protected by Snorton anti-virus 21/06/12 19:42:18	10

	New cats eyes to be fitted in local neighbourhood 19/06/12 10:36:49	10

	I'm ok, it didn't kill me...keep filming! 07/06/12 10:07:44	10

	lol x2 "Can you see what it is yet?" Yes Rolf it's a f**cking bunny again, now break times up, get back in your cell. 26/11/16 8:55:13	1 10
Quite possibly one of the least PC captions ever :) --Mr Dome
	Now show us your jugs 16/11/16 13:10:30	10

	Terror-eyes 07/11/16 12:16:18	10

	clever Shouvelle cuisine 01/09/16 12:19:29	10

	Spiderman, stop pissing about and go and help that old lady behind you, she's superglued her thumb to her head. 19/01/15 14:46:26	10

	Must dash 15/12/14 21:09:18	10

	Bern in the USA 07/06/17 11:15:47	9

	When you get to the B&B ask for Cliff 30/11/16 12:35:31	9

	Grassy Noel 06/11/16 12:43:00	9

	Hellmanns Angels 28/07/16 21:31:04	9

	Unless you're a fat American 24/07/16 11:15:09	9

	This sink's too low, I keep catching my floppy in it. 02/02/15 12:55:51	9

	EAT YER GREENS YER LITTLE BASTARDS! 17/12/14 12:20:01	9

	Flower powered cars, it's the fushcia! 28/10/14 21:32:30	9

	Stay out of his way, he's a cyclepath 02/10/13 11:58:16	9

	lol Alzheimer patients at the Christmas party 🎵 Do..they..know..it's..Christmas..time..at all 🎵 12/09/13 14:01:56	9

	Pedal l'eau 11/08/12 10:05:14	9

	creative Mogs & Rockers 01/09/17 12:57:20	8

	The terrible chews 14/11/16 21:17:45	8

	Pipe down! 08/11/16 8:45:09	8

	creative Jelly Rabies 01/11/16 13:53:38	8

	Hey Mum, you know my stakeboard I put on ebay? somebody's placed a Bid on it. 17/10/16 14:58:09	8

	We found him washed up on some beech Sir. 06/12/14 8:29:08	8

	The crack of Dawn 12/11/14 8:26:54	8

	I can eat all this because my eyes are actually bigger than my belly! 06/09/13 11:40:57	8

	Milk jugs 05/07/13 11:21:46	8

	If we close our eyes and walk softly then nobody will see us. 27/09/17 8:58:24	7

	Bloody hell Sheila, he's not happy, I told you to get the pyramid bags 22/08/17 8:48:34	7

	Somebody tell her there's tights at the end of the tunnel 13/11/16 12:46:00	7

	- Hey Gary, we're closing the caf shortly, chuck those old tarts out. - But they're still eating Boss - The cakes Gary, the Cakes!!! 11/11/16 10:07:16	7

	Look Norman, it's nobody's fault, we've both got alzheimers, we'll just keep walking until one of us remembers the address. 29/10/16 9:23:52	7

	Right then boys, the vasectomy clinic is officially open 28/10/16 14:02:02	7

	Rolling Stones 23/10/16 19:05:45	7

	HEY, don't drive off, I've caught my flipflop in the door 15/09/16 11:43:53	7

	Jeff no longer wanted to be part of his family tree 11/09/16 21:02:40	7

	lol Sorry Sir these are Priapism toilets 19/08/16 21:31:07	2 7
It's a bit of a hard one to figure out. ðŸ˜‰ --Smuldo
	Hardly been used, in mint condition. 13/12/14 17:23:26	7

	Give me my change you little bastard 03/12/14 16:37:33	7

	That's the last time I ask for a bloody Mr Whippy on the beach 10/11/14 22:01:23	7

	lol It's always best to wear protection when you're in the company of masterbakers 03/11/14 14:22:28	7

	And they said he was pigeon chested 07/10/14 11:24:59	7

	Inflation hits local company 28/06/12 10:40:41	7

	Online piggy banking 21/06/12 20:03:22	7

	Careful, if you stroke it too hard it may spit 13/10/14 11:21:42	6

	Mr Bocelli, do you mind if I sit with you? I'm 18, blonde and I have all your albums. 03/09/14 12:58:12	6

	He normally sleeps in remote places 07/10/13 13:00:23	6

	Hen-ry Ford 25/09/13 11:12:15	6

	The new Rover with rear wheel drive 18/07/13 8:46:38	6

	Hi I'm Gary, 30 years old, new to sex dating, looking for somebody that's into watersports. 09/08/12 10:12:47	6

	The Paralympic Games start off with the 100 metre Incontinence Sprint. 11/07/12 10:14:34	6

	- What do I do with the knob Granny? - Who Grandad? just run him down! 13/09/17 9:37:49	6

	clever Chill Out Man! 20/11/16 8:00:59	6

	Granola 06/11/16 20:11:31	6

	Art & Dec 31/10/16 12:32:48	6

	8 hours clothes shopping with the missus 20/10/16 11:09:44	1 6
You could handover your card and wait in the pub........... --Andrea Hickling
	For god sake Charlotte give it up, your just going round in circles 22/09/16 12:48:26	6

	Poor Grandad, I do hope he settles in ok at the new nursing home. 01/06/15 16:44:56	6

	Look at that old git...tar 03/03/15 16:15:36	6

	Now serving Fine Ales 24/02/15 11:36:57	6

	Drawn to her legs 18/11/14 7:18:10	6

	Not quite the purple rinse she was expecting 11/11/14 18:46:28	6

	She's pining 10/11/14 10:45:24	6

	This is Judith, she is head of photography. 09/11/14 14:14:39	6

	Bomb the bass 03/11/14 20:19:03	6

	Lost property at Alton Tower's AIR ride 02/11/14 12:10:11	6

	News at Pantene 18/09/17 8:35:08	5

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see 8:05:11

[anon]

28/09/16
9:45am

comment on caption:
Everbody on the team feared 'Punch Hand Judy' [Tiny Alien]

see 8.07

[anon]

17/10/16
9:14pm

comment on caption:
Ladies & Gentlemen please put your hands together for our next dancer, Anne Droid [Tiny Alien]

You could handover your card and wait in the pub...........

Andrea Hickling

22/10/16
5:45am

comment on caption:
8 hours clothes shopping with the missus [Tiny Alien]

Followed by hen gliding and budgie jumping.

Pussy Galore

27/10/16
4:47pm

comment on caption:
Listen up people, get your parrotchutes ready, next jump in 10 minutes! [Tiny Alien]

nice one

puneet chahal

29/10/16
3:09pm

comment on caption:
She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. [Tiny Alien]

...AND she's a two-seater.

[anon]

30/10/16
11:32am

comment on caption:
She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. [Tiny Alien]

Quite possibly one of the least PC captions ever :)

Mr Dome

26/11/16
3:38pm

comment on caption:
"Can you see what it is yet?"
Yes Rolf it's a f**cking bunny again, now break times up, get back in your cell. [Tiny Alien]

"Change is hard, sir."

[anon]

05/12/16
3:30am

comment on caption:
Where's my change? [Tiny Alien]

"Change gonna come"

[anon]

05/12/16
3:16pm

comment on caption:
Where's my change? [Tiny Alien]

My daughter never forgave me for the time I picked her up from school wearing an umbrella hat. In my defence, it was raining and I was on crutches so I didn't have a hand free to hold an umbrella.

Pussy Galore

30/05/17
10:23am

comment on caption:
DAD!!!, PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL AGAIN!!! [Tiny Alien]

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