	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	526	534	#153
Photos
Comments	3	13	1	#106

	All Time
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Captions	231	#203
Photos	80	#81
Comments	1	#93

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	Deirdre was developing a bad habit 20/08/12 19:00:44	20

	Who said size was irrelephant? 29/08/12 19:20:35	15

	People keep pinching the goods 24/09/12 11:37:47	14

	Dolly was just one of many let down by her local council 08/12/12 9:52:02	13

	"First my bike, now my car you plebs" 22/09/12 7:30:38	1 13

	"I think there's a hole in our boat" 24/07/13 11:29:11	12

	Dave wished his Dad would try his Sexy Santa outfit on somewhere else 12/12/12 12:09:18	12

	Bob wasn't quite sure he believed his eyes. He thought those things had been extinct for years. As his truck rolled closer he was amazed....... it really was a payphone 23/11/12 12:04:03	2 12

	As the contents of the crate fell to earth it became apparent that the wrong "comic aid" box had been delivered 11/10/12 19:05:37	2 12

	Someone got laid last night 05/09/12 11:10:51	11

	"I'm going to have to go back to the shallower part, my nipples are getting wet" 24/07/13 11:22:28	9

	Simon found the air hole was the best fit 20/11/12 20:27:06	1 9

	Having a baby turns your whole world upside down 02/10/12 7:21:23	9

	Dave enjoyed practicing Yoda 13/12/12 12:19:25	8

	Some cracking deals 24/09/12 11:01:16	8

	The Snooze Brothers 15/12/12 20:18:43	7

	Sharon loved a game of Suitcase Jenga 08/12/12 12:07:20	7

	Grizzly bare 10/08/12 14:25:07	7

	Bob had forgotten Toupee the roofer 30/07/12 10:07:37	7

	"Offer her the ransom and if she refuses, Thumper" 05/04/13 19:23:56	6

	"Daddy, you've taken me to the fairground, to the circus, swimming, iceskating, to McDonalds and now fishing but you still havent answered my question....... Where do babies come from?" 20/12/12 20:32:17	6

	Broom stuck 08/12/12 20:25:15	6

	Maybe Sandra should've emphasised when she asked for "cheek implants" 09/11/12 12:38:32	6

	The local tax collectors had been waiting a while 29/10/12 10:16:52	2 6

	I shocked the sheriff...... 19/09/12 11:07:46	6

	Model prisoner 06/08/12 10:03:02	6

	"I could get used to this climate change malarkey" 24/07/13 8:29:34	5

	The Apple of her Thigh 12/12/12 12:12:31	5

	The zookeeper demonstrated to the baby chimps where to find food if they ever got separated from their mummies 10/12/12 22:43:20	5

	Well hung was just how Shelley liked it 08/12/12 9:55:31	5

	The auditions for the next Shrek movie were going well 05/10/12 7:14:48	5

	Dave tried Job Shadowing for the day 10/09/12 8:34:31	5

	Tom didn't realise how drastic the side effects of steriods could be 08/08/12 19:23:20	5

	Business was crap 22/07/12 10:11:38	2 5

	House Plant 06/01/13 20:26:35	4

	Car Boot Fail 03/01/13 20:06:12	4

	On the Calais coast line more hopefuls cling on to their inflatables and get ready for the leap of faith 03/01/13 12:19:36	4

	"Can't we just go to Tesco?" 20/12/12 20:37:06	4

	🎵 I want to fly my bicycle 🎵 17/12/12 20:04:48	4

	Jack smiled with eager anticipation as he thought of the Vaseline he'd slipped in his pocket earlier that day 13/12/12 12:26:20	4

	Boa Thai 18/11/12 12:43:48	4

	Jenny liked to show off her handy work 12/10/12 7:10:14	4

	Her favourites were the kitten heels 10/10/12 11:39:06	4

	The drug dealers in New York had started to colour co-ordinate. 'Viagra Vic' was always the easiest to spot 28/09/12 11:13:28	4

	Between a rock and a hard face 25/09/12 19:06:59	4

	Jordan didn't like the results of the 'Age Me' app 04/09/12 8:08:17	4

	Your honour, I swear I slipped while trying to cross the road 31/07/12 11:26:48	1 4

	The end of the battle was nigh, the last of the brave soldiers had fallen and the freedom of the city had been won. The whole thing would go down in history and it was all captured on film thanks to Sir Littlefoot's galliant efforts. He looked down in triumph and declared, "shit, I didn't press record" 02/07/14 22:07:47	3

	"Look, it's Prince Albert!" 05/04/13 11:58:42	3

	The protesters had started to become cocky 05/04/13 11:57:53	3

	"Cor, There's a bit of a whiff coming from these fish" "Er, no, that's me, Ishmael" 03/01/13 12:30:04	3

	Homemade Burger 29/12/12 20:32:39	3

	The Codfather 20/12/12 20:34:47	3

	Halle-loo-jah! 14/12/12 12:00:10	3

	It's a bit nippy at these high altitudes 22/11/12 12:40:50	3

	The future of sign language is in your hands 19/11/12 12:35:18	3

	Rodeo Dive 06/11/12 20:00:10	3

	The Smith family went out for something t-weet 30/10/12 12:16:38	3

	Meanwhile in a Galaxy SIII far far away.... 30/10/12 12:04:19	3

	Jimmy had a good one brewing 25/09/12 7:05:16	3

	"I like my men, like I Like my coffee... Oh, wait, maybe that's where I'm going wrong" 23/09/12 11:08:35	3

	On the Steve Jobs 09/09/12 11:03:07	3

	The dinner table was wheely clamped 03/09/12 19:04:24	3

	I'm with Cupid 30/08/12 11:12:14	3

	Mary was slowly losing focus 20/08/12 19:04:07	3

	Tom was a sucker for a pamper day 17/08/12 19:22:04	3

	Dave didn't understand why his cherries weren't selling 17/08/12 7:24:58	3

	Thomas Cook admired Ryan's Hair 08/08/12 10:25:43	3

	Bob recognised the local Chinese takeaway's number 10minutes too late 01/08/12 10:45:31	3

	As long as you're my baby it don't matter if you're black and white 31/07/12 11:29:31	3

	Dress down Friday was always fun in the IT department 03/07/12 19:41:18	3

	Kids grow up so quickly these days 31/05/12 15:24:56	3

	Come on mate, you could drive a train through that 10/10/22 11:14:31	3

last comments (total: 11)

He's still down in the dumps though

Ken Stapleton

22/07/12
10:46am

comment on caption:
Business was crap [Rachael Ozimek]

Ah, the old 'Chicken Defence'.

Michael Winner

31/07/12
6:53pm

comment on caption:
Your honour, I swear I slipped while trying to cross the road [Rachael Ozimek]

Topicall

Steve Davies

22/09/12
1:37pm

comment on caption:
"First my bike, now my car you plebs" [Rachael Ozimek]

hahaha

Mark Cowling

11/10/12
7:06pm

comment on caption:
As the contents of the crate fell to earth it became apparent that the wrong "comic aid" box had been delivered [Rachael Ozimek]

Lol, sorry - I caught the wrong button before I'd finished typing - maybe I missed my own joke and should resubmit the original haha

Rachael Ozimek

11/10/12
7:08pm

comment on caption:
As the contents of the crate fell to earth it became apparent that the wrong "comic aid" box had been delivered [Rachael Ozimek]

see 8.17

[anon]

29/10/12
12:00pm

comment on caption:
The local tax collectors had been waiting a while [Rachael Ozimek]

You're right, it's the same idea but as with any recent news story it's kind of fair game, like incorporating a Savile meme into a caption. I like them both myself, this one is a bit snappier but I've voted for the other to balance it out a bit.

Michael Winner

29/10/12
2:47pm

comment on caption:
The local tax collectors had been waiting a while [Rachael Ozimek]

lol!