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lol x6 creative 30/10/16 16:18:47		1 30
Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx --Andrea Hickling
	lol clever x2 "Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit. 25/10/15 20:20:14	2 23
"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..." --Boycie
	lol creative Grandad can you pick gran up from the pub she's absolutely shit faced again . 14/10/16 14:40:57	19

	lol x2 "I thought you said you knew how to change a nappy". 16/11/14 14:59:04	19

	clever Slip road. 15/10/16 12:20:58	16

	What time is it? Oh about 5 mins to 10 of the top of my head. 25/07/14 19:02:12	1 15

	Subtext. 08/12/15 15:44:29	14

	Man-maid? 19/09/14 7:22:39	14

	lol clever She could often be found in the beer garden enjoying a stiff brandy, who was taken into care some weeks later by the R.S.P.C.A. 07/09/14 20:41:54	14

	Waiter I think this milk has gone sower. 23/09/12 11:52:20	14

	Delays today were caused by Steve's on the line. 26/08/14 19:14:37	13

	Where the streets have no drains. 21/08/14 13:42:37	13

	Has anyone seen Dorothy's magic shoes? because Dorothy sure as hell cant. 28/06/14 19:35:17	13

	"Finding nemo 3 is out soon" " I know I've seen the trailer". 25/11/15 21:30:22	13

	lol Good high kick then a lovely follow through. 10/11/15 21:16:42	13

	Typical bloody models always thinking they are the big ' I am'. 08/11/15 11:39:19	13

	lol "How long have you been dragging that old dog around Stan"? "Hmmm let me see, well we got married in 1957". 03/11/15 1:31:23	13

	They were in an on off relationship. 01/11/15 20:00:58	13

	Police found the criminal 2 weeks later as fresh as the day he was caught. 30/10/15 12:47:48	13

	lol "Do you deliver"? "Of course we do its over there by the kidneys". 02/10/15 11:59:40	13

	lol Tights in white satin. 19/09/16 14:15:07	12

	Ah yes this is our parent company . 26/11/15 12:14:55	12

	NOW will you stop feeding the bloody seagulls? 11/11/15 11:33:10	12

	"Do you often come this way"? "No I usually use the washing machine". 08/11/14 12:58:14	12

	One hundred & eighty . 02/10/16 7:43:34	11

	The shop was shut down 2 days later , it didn't have a licence to sell boos. 28/11/15 12:21:24	11

	Tea chest. 12/11/15 20:03:38	11

	Switching partners. 01/11/15 20:02:52	11

	JC/DC 27/10/15 23:05:48	11

	Police believe they are close to finding the stolen steamroller. 22/10/15 19:01:10	11

	Snows patience had finally run out,Dopey had told the 7up joke for the last time. 22/08/14 11:27:31	1 11
What's the 7-up joke? --Chris Moorhead
	Nothing looks worse than a bush sticking out of a skimpy pair of knickers. 27/06/14 14:00:27	1 11
Apart from balls of course! --Tracy Davidson
	Don't look back in anger. 04/10/14 10:30:35	10

	Erik returned home victorious after a successful pillage of Bradford. 27/08/12 12:01:13	10

	creative Jane wonders which poor bastard has her rucksack as she discovers shes been carrying a parachute for the last 10 miles. 03/11/16 19:30:51	10

	'The long arm of the law' was not a phrase Dave wanted to hear before a rectal examination. 10/10/16 7:15:20	10

	Since the report conditions at sports direct have improved dramatically. 06/10/16 19:16:20	10

	When you said you're going to draw a giant cock on that wall I didn't think you could pull it off. 22/11/15 13:53:19	1 10
love it. --ha ha
	Feline groovy. 16/11/15 20:32:51	10

	Wait 5 mins and slice of toast pops out of her cleavage . 12/11/15 20:20:29	10

	No one was ever going to take away his liberty. 11/11/15 12:01:05	10

	The strap on appliance Dave had bought came as a huge disappointment to his wife. . 29/10/15 12:02:42	10

	After spending Â£40 and getting six balls in a milk churn Dave finally walked away with a prize. 24/10/15 11:41:05	10

	This truly was the most horrific pumpkin the teenagers had ever seen . 24/10/15 7:12:41	10

	There was always a group of buoys hanging around outside Janes shop. 23/10/15 8:12:02	10

	Even in death Dave was always escorted by a couple of bouncers. 22/10/14 23:31:01	10

	Signs of exhaustion. 17/10/14 16:13:31	1 10
Should be laid down if your tiled --Magic Pebble
	One thing you can say about Jane is that she can hold a tune. 25/10/16 11:01:45	9

	With 6 miles of pristine beach Dave still manages to stand in the only bit of dog shit. 18/10/16 11:02:06	9

	"You're having a doll for Christmas " "How the hell do you know that" " I felt your presents" 10/10/16 19:22:30	9

	creative "New gloves, what happened to your last pair"? "Rectum". 10/10/16 7:19:44	9

	They decided to blow their budget and go upmarket rather than the usual week at Blackpool. 23/11/15 13:18:42	9

	Although he knew he would never be as strong as his friends the kitten showed doghead determination. 25/10/15 13:11:40	9

	Police suspected Jane was running a knocking shop. 13/11/14 19:22:27	9

	Sun sikhers 26/09/14 11:13:30	9

	"Yeah she,s definitely not wearing any". 22/08/14 11:23:22	9

	lol Dave was a perfectionist when it come to gardening,some said he was suffering from hoe.c.d. 12/06/14 18:35:19	9

	Jane feared her husband would go ape shit when he saw how much stuff she had bought off amazon. 08/10/12 9:46:04	9

	Cilla Blacks new denture was starting to take shape. 02/10/12 20:07:39	9

	Shanghai H.G.V. test level one. 10/08/12 10:29:44	9

	Coastline. 02/11/16 14:55:37	8

	"Sorry babe I can't see you no more " "What , you mean we're splitting up"? "No it's your bloody hair I literally can't see you anymore ". 01/11/16 21:10:34	8

	You have to be up at the crack of Dawn to get this shot. 04/10/16 12:18:39	8

	I don't approve of sex in front of minors. 25/09/16 10:47:10	8

	lol "Have you come this way before"? "Yes but it's usually when I reach the cobbled section". 16/12/15 18:17:03	8

	High street. 28/10/15 10:31:44	8

	Police cut backs cause mounted police and dog section to merge. 26/10/15 13:12:44	1 8
Unfortunately the sniffer horse experiment was a complete disaster. --Boycie
	"Do you fancy playing a round"? "Easy tiger we only met 3 minutes ago". 18/10/15 14:56:22	8

	"Somebody ordered a taxi from Wetherspoons"? 28/12/14 13:26:18	8

	"Ah yes I remember you,you used to be a right ugly little bastard". 21/12/14 17:28:36	8

	Shark infested mortars. 23/10/14 20:10:31	8

	"Sorry we will have to do a re-shoot the bloody robin has disappeared up Justins arse again". 23/10/14 13:42:46	8

	Madonna , the inspector gadget years. 30/09/14 9:12:03	8

	"What's up mate"? " It started coffin and spluttering and I think it's gone and blown a casket, trouble is I don't urn enough to get it fixed" 11/09/14 12:44:39	1 8
You'll just have to grin and bier it. --John Glover
	"Bugger that's the fourth mistake Iv'e made .Let me rub it out and start again". 13/08/14 14:02:13	8

	Fire highgent. 08/06/14 15:10:33	8

	Morph and his brother had really piled on the pounds on the buffalo wings diet. 08/11/12 13:01:33	8

	The girl with the bad arm tattoo. 07/09/12 7:13:30	8

	The box is in nice condition considering her age . 05/11/16 15:57:44	7

	clever Mum that thimble you ordered of Amazon has arrived . 02/11/16 21:07:40	7

	Dave was sick of the plastic litter being left on the pavement outside his shop. 02/11/16 5:15:56	7

	Silver surfer. 17/10/16 13:48:34	7

	Dominocan Republic. 03/10/16 11:11:44	7

	creative Bollocks I suppose I'd better call a plumer. 01/10/16 20:25:25	7

	Aisle candy. 19/09/16 19:52:55	7

	"I've never seen such a brave cat". "Yeah I know he completely lost his sight two years ago. I think it was about that time he got incredibly brave". 26/11/15 20:05:33	7

	Ideal for a nice trip. 24/11/15 10:49:08	7

	Madam button fly. 09/11/15 8:26:38	7

	Nice clean platform,shiny floors,no litter, very quite(nobody wanted to mention the elephant in the room). 31/10/15 12:16:49	7

	Dave was getting pissed of with everyone saying he looked like their double. 16/10/15 11:47:55	7

	The size of some selfie sticks was getting way out of hand. 11/10/15 13:59:26	7

	Dave finally found the entrance to the terminal. 02/12/14 16:17:17	7

	Noel Edmonds was shocked by Columbia's version of deal or no deal. 20/11/14 9:02:44	7

	The famous explorer Christopher Cumulonibus. 17/11/14 18:14:51	7

	The seven wifi of Henry VII. 18/10/14 8:13:05	7

	Ah yes I love a day out at molten towers. 18/10/14 8:07:28	7

	Scrotal microwave damage, also known as " boil in the bag". 30/09/14 0:53:39	7

	A dab of clearasil soon got rid of the blackheads. 20/09/14 10:59:01	1 7
other treatments are available. --Steve Davies
	The Welsh were giving England a slating again as usual. 19/09/14 19:07:45	7

	Frostie the snowman had finally met the woman of his dreams. 16/09/14 19:17:25	7

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I think that you've accidentally added an extra return line after your caption, so that it adds a blank space. Some people think that it gives an unfair advantage, since it draws attention to the caption and pushes others off of the front page. We've had a few in the past that have taken up half of the page, but in this case though, it's just an easy error. If you edit the caption and delete the blank line, it'll be fine (and get a vote from me, it's great :))