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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
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π΅ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...π΅ 16/01/13 20:00:51 |
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27/08/13 11:57:39 |
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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
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It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski. 02/05/20 7:00:12 |
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At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly. --Neil Mackenzie
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09/10/17 19:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption. --Chris Beach
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04/05/19 19:00:10 |
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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..." 06/09/18 13:02:48 |
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03/11/16 8:02:11 |
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Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers Γ°ΕΈΛΒ --Smuldo
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Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo. 18/08/16 19:09:46 |
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21/03/13 8:01:28 |
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"There must be easier ways to catch flies" You could fall asleep with your mouth open, then snap it shut when your salt receptors fire. --Spud Gunn
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"Please be aware that users of this toilet will be charged" 27/02/13 8:00:12 |
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11/11/12 20:00:32 |
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05/05/19 19:06:55 |
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They were only married five minutes, but the crack's were starting to show. 17/10/18 19:17:39 |
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"Now , Over to the Weather...A band of snow will be appearing later." 03/03/18 20:13:01 |
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22/01/17 12:00:12 |
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16/12/16 20:44:55 |
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22/03/16 20:04:00 |
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Jupiter. ;-) --Guideaux
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23/10/14 11:05:32 |
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22/06/14 19:01:22 |
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24/02/14 12:20:44 |
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"The Panic is over...it's just a Mars Bar." 08/04/13 11:36:54 |
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Are you sure it's not someone's Snickers --John Llamas
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In these rough times Derek was just glad to have a Firkin job. 08/03/13 20:00:31 |
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31/12/12 8:00:39 |
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" Icey a little silhouetto of a man." 16/12/12 8:09:07 |
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21/11/12 8:02:27 |
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17/12/17 20:38:20 |
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Pat and Mick start up a joint venture. 19/10/14 19:04:26 |
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"Oh no, I think I've pulled a Calf..." 12/05/20 19:00:58 |
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19/05/19 7:08:02 |
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11/01/17 8:16:04 |
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01/11/16 20:01:02 |
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05/02/15 20:00:34 |
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"...And now over to Derek with the weather and sport." 28/02/14 8:07:30 |
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These birds don't exist anymore as they were wiped out. 30/08/13 7:06:03 |
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Ah..the famous extinct doodoo --Ross Davidson
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11/04/13 19:00:11 |
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12/03/13 12:00:11 |
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π΅ The hills are alive with the sound of Ewe Sick..π΅ 12/03/13 8:00:13 |
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24/02/13 20:07:44 |
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21/02/13 20:00:24 |
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22/10/12 19:00:21 |
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10/10/12 7:04:35 |
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21/01/20 8:05:56 |
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That floor is making him hard as well. --Willie Johnson
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8 out of 10 bat's prefer whiskers. 01/05/19 20:01:22 |
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02/10/18 8:18:44 |
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08/09/17 13:07:08 |
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Our Seoul --Mr Dome
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Derek was starting to get worried about the Mammoth growth on his face. 09/12/16 20:04:43 |
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06/12/16 20:00:06 |
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Great minds xxx --Andrea Hickling
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"Ah, Mr Rooney...You're late." 23/09/15 19:01:02 |
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28/08/15 19:13:30 |
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07/07/14 19:00:21 |
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"...and then i joined a band called the Small Faeces..." 05/04/14 7:01:07 |
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21/01/14 20:12:02 |
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22/08/13 11:54:14 |
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"Quickly, you two give us a push...i'm out of Juice." 04/05/13 11:00:10 |
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π΅ We're Prammin' , we hope you like Prammin' too π΅ 07/02/13 8:00:15 |
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Looks like the he left the wailers at home. --Isla gray
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19/12/12 20:00:10 |
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Soon after this photo, Jen was sacked for getting caught with her hand in the Trill. 22/11/12 9:41:16 |
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Although it had a hole in it, Dave still went swimming wearing his Wife-Jacket. 26/10/12 19:01:23 |
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08/07/14 19:00:36 |
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3D televisons @ knockdown prices. 25/01/14 12:00:11 |
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11/06/13 7:38:28 |
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Some people don't like to walk under a bladder. 29/05/13 19:53:17 |
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"We'll get you out mate... don't Fret." 19/02/13 8:00:57 |
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29/10/12 12:00:52 |
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17/09/12 19:00:26 |
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"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..." 14/02/20 21:24:29 |
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"Large Whopper, but enough about me , do you have any burgers?..." 16/09/19 7:24:41 |
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"Mr Smith, Its about your Appendix..." 17/12/18 20:01:12 |
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06/10/18 11:00:08 |
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19/09/17 7:00:49 |
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18/09/17 19:00:06 |
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08/12/16 8:05:48 |
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29/08/15 7:39:07 |
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Brilliant! --Michael Winner
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07/08/15 19:14:22 |
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22/05/15 19:40:53 |
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21/02/15 12:14:25 |
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02/05/20 19:01:32 |
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21/09/19 7:16:31 |
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Jane was ecstatic to win the 'How many collars can you put on your Dog competition' 10/05/19 20:10:20 |
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03/09/18 12:17:40 |
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11/01/17 20:01:33 |
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"After tonight's match I think I'll be Seeded." 20/08/16 7:00:47 |
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"Oh no, not more hand me downs." 12/07/16 13:54:16 |
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09/07/15 9:20:54 |
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20/09/14 11:35:38 |
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24/03/14 12:01:36 |
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Derek was waiting for his wife to finish shopping.... 25/11/13 17:08:42 |
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"I'm not a racist .....i actually keep in touch with my coloured mates online." 21/10/13 7:00:30 |
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01/06/13 19:02:34 |
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04/04/13 7:00:10 |
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19/03/13 20:00:11 |
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Joe was going for the gland speed record. 14/03/13 20:00:59 |
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07/03/13 12:33:10 |
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"No, i don't want my fucking windscreen washed!" 06/03/13 20:05:02 |
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π΅ Dave and Eddie standing by a tree ...P.I.S.S.I.N.G. π΅ 28/02/13 20:01:13 |
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12/01/13 9:39:16 |
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"Yes Officer she was cycling along then the silly cow tried to jump the lights. " 17/12/12 20:00:17 |
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Ruth was Deflated after being Dumped by her Boyfriend. 08/12/12 8:02:09 |
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30/11/12 20:04:33 |
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Looks more like Luis Figo but the gag still stands.
6:14pm
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"Ronaldo steps up...Oh no he's hit the Post." [Smuldo]
Surely after that Ronaldo would roll around on the ground clutching his ankle.
7:32pm
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"Ronaldo steps up...Oh no he's hit the Post." [Smuldo]
Allegedly he just winked then walked away cool as you like :)
8:35pm
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"Ronaldo steps up...Oh no he's hit the Post." [Smuldo]
It shows you how footballers are becoming more professional. Ronaldo hits the post but Gazza used to hit the bar a lot.
9:31pm
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"Ronaldo steps up...Oh no he's hit the Post." [Smuldo]
The only plastic tits you see nowadays are in the WAGs hospitality areas.
10:05pm
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"Ronaldo steps up...Oh no he's hit the Post." [Smuldo]
Funny
4:18pm
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"Bloody hell Vera, we're only going away for the weekend."Β [Smuldo]
He'll be there in a minute torso.
11:45am
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"Where's Vinnie Jones when you need him?" [Smuldo]
Yes, but she was a trashy girl anyway!
11:54am
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Ruth was Deflated after being Dumped by her Boyfriend. [Smuldo]
At work, I had to pick up a part from Rolls Royce, when I read the paper work, my contact was a man called Royce Rolls. I thought someone was pulling my plonker, but no! when I arrived, sure enough, Royce pops his head around the corner and shook my hand.
6:49pm
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KLM Flights are now powered by Rose-Joyce Engines. [Smuldo]
Untouched, but fabulous.
6:09pm
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Liberace's back garden , untouched since 1987. [Smuldo]