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	Gr-owl 24/09/19 19:03:36	12

	The remains of the last man who played away with the butcher's wife 15/09/19 11:17:29	11

	"So she came home and found me watching spawn again." 05/09/19 19:42:56	1 11

	I've just farted, pass it on 22/09/19 15:15:39	1 9
I think they'll get your drift. --John Glover
	Hmm, Ken's aged better than Barbie 17/09/19 7:00:26	9

	Martha had given up asking Ned to clean the bath after his shifts at the Ribena factory 07/09/19 11:38:10	9

	There's a rat in me kitchen, what am I gonna do? There's a... Cheers, Dave; problem solved! 23/08/19 18:57:56	1 9

	Police are searching for the driver of a black Polo. 20/10/12 9:52:22	8

	John Major puts his "˜Grey Man' days firmly behind him 31/08/19 11:00:49	7

	Where every dream is a wet one. 12/08/19 7:18:59	7

	clever Nice legs, shame about the face. 11/08/19 17:09:28	7

	Croaker cola 23/10/12 11:00:15	9 7

	Heifer and Heftier 28/10/12 14:29:21	6

	Dave suffers from l'eau selfie stream 19/09/19 8:16:55	6

	Move over, Starling 06/09/19 11:07:12	6

	That bloomin' Paul McCartney; he created me then left me homeless. 26/08/19 9:24:45	1 6
"Me too," said the bird. --Karyn Harrison
	Egg Plant 25/09/19 19:10:55	5

	The queue at the registry office had been that long... 25/09/19 7:28:25	5

	Do you know that feeling when it's the morning after the fancy dress party and your head still feels fuzzy? 13/09/19 7:04:40	5

	Nice face, shame about the leg 07/09/19 20:53:54	5

	Frau-er power 26/10/12 7:08:26	5

	Trainer trash 20/10/12 7:11:22	5

	"Who farted?" 15/10/12 7:04:57	5

	Sex Toy Story 17/09/19 7:03:01	2 4
No Dave. I think only a quick Buzz would fulfill her needs --Mr Dome
	Another selfie-obsessed dummy 17/09/19 7:01:22	4

	Brexit deal? Nah, luv, this is me Breakfast deal. 10/09/19 7:19:55	4

	Doctor Jones knew the only way to get Dave to undergo a rectal examination was to catch him unawares. The real centre half was bound and gagged, tied to the bench in the dressing room 04/09/19 19:33:13	4

	Not all plastic is harmful to fish; some of it's quite calming. 30/08/19 11:11:33	4

	Should've gone to JetSavers 01/11/12 12:59:56	4

	" 'alf a can, eh Stan?" 23/10/12 19:04:12	4

	Crap suzette 10/11/12 21:56:38	3

	After negotiating her way down, Sheila remembered she'd left the baby at the top. 01/11/12 22:17:49	3

	Scotched rumour 25/10/12 11:00:43	3

	Warning: One-eyed trousers snakes hunt in this area. To prevent your chicken being taken by these fearsome creatures, wrap your purchase in a pastel-coloured towel and carry close to your body whilst avoiding eye contact. 20/09/19 11:25:43	3

	That's all very well until you're desperate for the loo 18/09/19 9:26:36	3

	I'm more concerned about the woman coming out the middle of her back 17/09/19 19:34:37	3

	🎵 Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate... 🎵 08/09/19 8:57:38	3

	...and with a little Bach playing softly in the background... 06/09/19 19:06:12	1 3
Bach-ground music? --Willie Johnson
	Failure to heed may result in damaged suns and swastikas 06/09/19 7:14:08	3

	At least the roof's nailed on 26/08/19 19:02:03	3

	Happy Crustmouse. 18/08/19 13:23:07	3

	creative With his bait wiggling in the water, Ron was ready for a big 'un to bite. 11/08/19 19:17:52	3

	Transmoggyrification 11/08/19 8:31:21	3

last comments (total: 16)

I don't know about who submitted what... however, I would say that sometimes I will submit a caption only to realize subsequently that I had probably read a similar one earlier and forgotten I had read it. When I do realize I am guilty of this I will immediately withdraw the caption. Mistakes and duplications happen.

Tony Busby

23/10/12
6:16pm

comment on caption:
Croaker cola [Anna Caddy]

I was one of the four that had Croak a Cola and have now given my vote to you.
This has happened a few times to me where I had the original one and I never got the votes from the people that had the same caption but went on to delete it.

David Devine

23/10/12
6:26pm

comment on caption:
Croaker cola [Anna Caddy]

My point was that the timing looked suspicious. It was probably coincidence that this caption only got a vote the second that the other 4 were changed- at the time it looked as if the voter and captioner were working together. Apologies if this isn't the case- I suppose the moral of the story is to never change your caption in case it gets a vote later on.

[anon]

23/10/12
7:32pm

comment on caption:
Croaker cola [Anna Caddy]

There's a boa in me kitchen, what am I gonna do?
There's a... OH MY GAWD! AAAAAAHHH!

[anon]

23/08/19
9:00pm

comment on caption:
There's a rat in me kitchen, what am I gonna do?
There's a... Cheers, Dave; problem solved! [Anna Caddy]

"Me too," said the bird.