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mike robb

Caption Wins:13

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Quotas and Scores

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	Quota		Added	Score	Rank		Added	Score	Rank		Added	Score	Rank
Caption	10		0	0			0	0			578	568	151
Photo	10		0	0			0	0			0	0
Comment	3		0	0			0	0			42	19	91
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0

Voting Record

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Caption	0			0			401	175
Photo	0			0			1	125
Comment	0			0			11	84

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Captions

"I only asked you to dip the lights".

"So you say that your ex-husband was an expert at training dogs?"

Self assembly chippendale with drawers.

Ironside was inclined to visit Lacoste

"Can I have a look at the log book"?

"Spot the tree" competition.

...but the earrings were complimentary.

Ami asked me for advice about her sensitive nipples so I told her to try Boots.

Sitting on defense.

"Now we can have a leg each."

They were having a laugh at his expanse.

Rain of terror.

"It all started with a blocked nose."

"I handed over 60 dollars to get my neck fixed, then he made a bolt for it"

"Hello. Is that the Acme Straitjacket Company? Could you tell me the combination number for the CB211 neck shackle please".

For italic letters.

"I'm sorry to have stopped you Mr. Kray. There seems to be a slight problem with your twin Reg."

"We should have got the back doors of the minibus fixed earlier"

"I will be home soon. I'm just out stretching my legs".

I would have preferred a happy meal.

Mercedes sale now on. Take a look at our reductions.

Brakes fail on moped.

Speed dating in Newcastle.

Has Herman stolen Simon Cowell's trousers ?

Julie insisted on leaving the tongues in.

Light-fingered.

Q/ What's got a bark and pants? A/ ?

Mister Sandman.

96 percent of class 3C pass their bookkeeping test.

"OK. Where did the mirror go?"

Gospel choir are asked to provide their own speech bubbles for caption competition entrants.

Moonlight Sinitta.

Ray Reardon is set to make a come-back after Herman asks him for a match.

"I can't shout any louder. I think I'm a little hoarse."

"Ok! We're doing 88mph. You can release the handbrake now."

As the helicopter prepared for its maiden flight, Dave wondered if he had tightened the rotor bolts enough.

Ryanair bus stop - No more than 100ml of liquid allowed on board.

Paul Gascoigne's nearest bus stop.

...and black toilet brush missing from shitehouse.