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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	3961	6867	#36
Photos
Comments	3	185	124	#50
Forum Posts		3

	All Time
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Captions	2181	#84
Photos	3217	#5
Comments	22	#75
Forum Posts

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	creative clever x2 Wait lifting 14/08/23 12:20:25	27

	Oh great - they get VR headsets and I get this crap 05/11/23 12:07:26	22

	lol clever # Our kestrel manoevered in the park. 22/09/14 7:30:08	22

	lol x2 creative If you think this impressive, you should see him when he surfs with the bike under his arm. 30/05/14 7:19:08	19

	Man-chest-er Ewe-knitted 16/11/23 12:02:45	2 18
Here's a vote for shear effort. --Stephen Bean
	lol x2 "Here is a list of previous captions that you can try to pass off as your own"Â 24/09/15 7:00:14	2 18

	The hare at the back of her head stood up ... 01/06/15 20:34:50	18

	Chocs away 10/04/15 11:02:01	18

	She was accused of stealing the outfit, and was grilled by the police for 20 minutes.Â 05/11/14 8:01:00	1 18
Did she tell em a load of porkies :) --Magic Pebble
	lol Sour cream and Clive flavour 09/11/17 20:17:37	1 17
I was thinking Beef Jerky --Mr Dome
	"Yeah, only one problem with winning big at the fruit machines ..." 08/11/17 14:11:10	17

	creative x2 clever "Ummmmm ... is it a pigeon?" 17/10/15 2:41:22	17

	They say she was raised by dwarves. 31/07/15 20:05:58	17

	clever "MUM ... I think Gran's put a Persil pouch in the teapot again" 15/01/15 20:38:43	1 17
joint caption of week --stoneface1
	creative clever After a sudden growth spurt, Sleepy was made homeless. 26/07/16 7:42:50	16


lol x3 09/05/16 7:28:07		13 16
Well done Boycie, great caption and nice to see the monthly winner feature back. --John Llamas
	creative Selfie at Wimbledon 04/05/16 11:07:40	16

	High steaks 18/01/16 16:41:16	16

	"Fellas, should we just get Mr Muscle to do it? He loves this crap" 25/09/15 8:48:03	16

	The truck driver enjoyed giving pedestrians a wave as he passed by.Â 02/08/15 7:05:52	16

	lol Terry didn't let his tourettes stop him from pursuing his dream job as a placard writer. 14/03/15 20:42:44	2 16
Superb! Sorry to have missed it during the voting. --Chris Beach
	I never knew that Normans used canons. 02/07/14 19:00:45	16

	lol x2 clever Despite buying half the shop, Nish still refused to pay 5p for a carrier bag 22/08/16 11:02:42	15

	creative x2 The builders have made a huge four-cup 01/08/16 19:12:48	15

	clever "When I said 'Off' I meant you, not the shirt" 27/07/16 7:32:26	15

	"Cowabangra dudes" 31/07/15 7:26:52	15

	clever Why didn't the chicken cross the road?Â 18/01/15 8:00:13	1 15
VERY "New Yorker." Love that just TWO LETTERS were changed in a whole phrase, and - well - it changes everything. My brain likes these. Thanks. --Greg Curtis
	lol After being buried for 25 years, the contents of the time capsule proved rather disappointing. 05/12/14 8:04:52	15

	His spark is worse than his bite 05/11/23 20:01:02	14

	Royal Male 04/05/19 20:55:15	14

	Due to an unfortunate typo, Satan was cast into Hull for eternity. 20/12/15 15:35:09	14

	Cock-a-hoop 10/09/15 19:51:40	14

	Lord's cricket ground 09/07/15 9:03:25	14

	He should have just got a short Bach and sides. 22/07/14 7:39:30	14

	The Squirty Dozen 04/07/14 7:00:19	14

	"Don't be obvious, but i've slipped it into your pocket. Take it to the racoon - don't say where you got it from". 13/07/14 20:10:17	13

	The drinks are on the spouse 29/10/23 8:14:36	13

	Figure heads 15/11/17 20:18:56	13

	creative clever x2 "I asked Terry to make me a tea" 20/08/16 19:06:43	13

	lol creative They were students. It was laundry day. It was either this, or scuba gear. 05/11/15 7:01:05	13

	Jack often felt his family treated him like an outsider. 06/10/15 7:26:41	13

	lol Carl spent two hours trying to throw the unwanted boomerang away. 23/08/15 14:40:19	1 13
Good story. --Greg Curtis
	I went into the Pedantic Mobile Store and asked for a hands-free model. 24/06/15 7:43:38	13

	Driving Miss Lazy 03/06/15 7:44:05	13

	Bench press. 09/05/15 7:15:04	1 13
Has she got her kit off for him yet Harry? - Better than that George it's a HE. --Bad Boy Dennis.
	creative When he saw the old woman, spider, bird, cat, dog, goat, cow and horse approaching, little did he imagine the drama that would ensue. 25/04/15 11:39:16	13

	Nobby holder 19/02/15 8:11:46	13

	Masking her tears 26/04/19 11:53:03	12

	"Can I try some Phuc king prawns please" 30/04/17 7:02:05	1 12

	creative clever "No, I said I wanted HIRE urinals for the festival" 19/08/16 19:09:05	12

	Frank stood to attention twice that day 18/07/16 19:48:46	12

	lol New England manager revealed 28/06/16 7:03:00	12

	"That's one small step ladder for man ... " 15/01/16 12:00:12	12

	creative "Algae ya 50p for it" 20/10/15 19:56:21	12

	He's a border collie. 06/09/15 19:38:44	12

	"You kept them still and quiet all afternoon? How the devil did you manage that?" 25/08/15 20:40:28	12

	Bach ground music 30/07/15 21:59:46	12

	Roger rabbit 26/07/15 7:01:24	12

	His interest pricked up when someone said they were making a pie chart. 17/07/15 19:24:10	12

	This is just the roar footage. 14/06/15 20:53:01	12

	"Nice goat-tea" 01/05/15 7:00:11	12

	clever "Warning intruders approaching - a Tin Man ... a Lion ... a Scarecrow ... " 10/03/15 17:21:40	12

	Cable car.Â 06/11/14 8:00:30	12

	They say that Nelson had an eye for fashion ... unfortunately that was the eye that he lost. 22/06/14 10:40:37	12

	Georgie Porgie is still at it 15/10/23 19:02:39	11

	Stoplifter 14/08/23 12:19:07	11

	Only trouble is it keeps swerving to the left 05/09/16 7:00:47	11

	"Start making your way down - we're getting off in five stops" 21/03/16 8:18:20	11

	He likes to catch criminals red handed. 29/01/16 22:22:56	11

	Plaice in the sun 16/08/15 11:13:19	11

	"I flew over my girlfriend's family party and sky-wrote 'will you marry me?'" 21/07/15 11:00:53	1 11
You beat me to it! http://dragnflybanners.com/images/slider/Will-You-Marry-Me-Fly-Banner.png --Michael Monkhouse
	lol "Somehow they know you are single and turning 40 tomorrow" 20/07/15 7:00:47	2 11
Brilliant! --Michael Winner
	"Honey, I think the playroom could do with a heater" 07/07/15 7:03:09	11

	Fly paper 04/07/15 7:00:20	11

	I think someone has spiked my food. 22/06/15 11:23:00	11

	clever Gasping and sweating, he sprinted to catch a glimpse of the new Mitsubishi Shogun, but as he approached he realised it was just a Mirage. 27/04/15 7:19:05	11

	Shaving Parveet Ryan.Â 18/11/14 8:00:13	11

	Is this a wind-up?Â 16/11/14 20:00:14	11

	"No Vicky, when I said let me see skid marks, I meant brake sharply on the bike" 24/10/14 7:00:14	11

	Ice suck-it challenge 16/09/14 19:00:13	11

	This is what happens if you put an entire packet of Haribo Tangfastics in your mouth at once. 02/09/14 13:29:23	11

	He's getting A Patchy signal. 14/08/14 7:00:37	11

	Charlie sat and contemplated the "woman putting money in a small hat" mime. He was far from impressed. 27/06/14 7:55:59	1 11
Excellent caption :-D --Chris Beach
	Superman's narcolepsy started to cause problems. 19/06/14 7:04:19	11

	Looks like a fun way to urn a living. 10/07/14 20:55:36	10

	Wild goose chase 18/06/14 7:05:38	10

	I shouted to her climate change is a myth, and she flipped 12/11/23 8:24:14	10

	filet-o-fist 01/10/23 7:07:29, edited: 01/10/23 7:11:30	10

	Can I have a Big Mac please? 12/11/17 12:02:58	10

	I reared them all by hand 06/09/16 11:06:57	10

	Suicide Quad 24/08/16 7:09:06	10

	Can you please stop using the baby as a plunger 27/07/16 11:18:58	10

	Build a crossing for animals? It's just two deerÂ 04/06/16 11:02:40	1 10
It wouldn't cost that much doe. --Neil Mackenzie
	"I knew there would be loads of tiers" 29/05/16 11:13:35	10

	"I love it here - the bar next door is pants" 26/05/16 11:27:33	10

	"When you said 'let's take the bike for a ride ...'" 17/05/16 7:05:56	10

	lol The side of Mary Berry that the public don't see 10/05/16 19:18:59	10

	Never sneeze in an Indian spice market 08/04/16 7:39:25	10

	"Need the toilet Ceilia?" 05/04/16 19:25:39	10

	When Mary went to IKEA, she liked to test things properly 31/03/16 12:16:19	10