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Caption	10	0	0		0	0		3,134	3,403	56
Photo	400	0	1	9	0	0		63	290	11
Comment	3	0	0		0	0		241	249	36
Suggested Edit	2	0	0		0	0		1	3	16
Forum Post		0	0		0	0		1	0

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Caption	0		0		13,718	17
Photo	0	0	0		769	26
Comment	0		0		377	23
Suggested Edit	0		0		5	13

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	lol As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative. 30/03/20 12:59:43	27

	A timeless classic 16/05/24 19:00:40	22

	“What shampoo do you use?” “Shoulders.” 08/12/22 20:04:27	21

	lol creative Archeologists reveal why very few escaped from the Pompeii disaster. 15/11/21 8:48:18	20

	creative clever Storm Ciara wreaks havoc across the UK: "I was lucky, a trampoline missed me by an inch and the bloke over the road is wearing a shed." 13/02/20 12:29:29	20

	He’s the underdog 28/02/24 8:00:59	19

	lol “Dave…wtf have you done to my hair dryer!? 06/01/24 12:17:44, edited: 06/01/24 12:18:12	19

	lol creative “……..…..and they all lived happily ever after……Now bugger off to bed.” 22/04/24 19:11:48	18

	lol “It was bloody damp in our house when we were kids. This is us in the back bedroom.” 19/01/22 20:16:39	18

	A frostitute 18/05/24 19:00:59	2 16

	This original design of an Airbus didn’t take off. 02/10/22 7:12:04	16

	lol "What do you mean go faster? I'm ninety f*cking seven you ungrateful hag." 12/04/21 7:36:41	16

	You always could tell Pete had a bad hangover by the size of the ice pack. 21/03/20 20:05:38	16

	lol That look when you spot your wife with another man and you can't do anything about it because you're a statue. 09/05/19 19:28:46	16

	Footage 29/02/24 10:24:40	15

	“We can’t both have irons on Park Lane.” 25/10/21 7:19:14	15

	"I see Edward's on the helium again." 14/07/21 11:03:09	15

	lol "Tonight on, When Hip Replacements Go Wrong....." (Nod to 12:05:24) 10/05/20 23:07:30	3 15
Hi xxx (best make your comments anonymous at the moment), I guessed whoever had done the caption hadn't seen Dave's caption and loved the way you used the idea in a different way. I think Dave was unlucky not to get more votes though and wished ... --Stephen Bean
	lol creative "Help I can't untangle my hands" 15/03/20 21:00:26	15

	CanoepÃ©s 21/09/17 19:32:23	2 15

	lol Oscar Pistorius's campaign bus 24/07/16 11:40:44	15

	Rick decided not to complain, but instead changed his meal choices to beef casserole and sticky toffee pudding. 20/12/21 9:05:58	14

	That's so fake. You can see the thin wires holding the spider up! Duh. 22/08/20 7:50:44	14

	"Darling, can you smell ga....." 18/08/20 7:01:34	14

	Sarah has a drinking problem 08/04/20 7:01:26	6 14
Is that an Airplane in your bottle? --Guideaux .
	In a shocking autobiography out next week, entitled "I hated the bastard" Captain Birdseye's granddaughter tells all. 13/02/20 22:53:41	14

	creative She's hoping that a few minor adjustments to her new skirt, will help take away the emphasis from her massive arse. 23/08/17 19:40:55	3 14
Hahaha, yes petal ;D xx --Karen Oakenfull
	lol creative Uri Geller makes a start on corrogating a new door for his storage unit. 15/06/15 11:38:19	14

	Having just had two Bishop's Fingers, Brendan needed a drink. 09/05/14 8:02:16	1 13
After that he was Hob gobbling. --John Glover
	There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds 13/01/24 8:04:08, edited: 13/01/24 16:51:18, suggested edits	15 13
“There once lived a gardener from Leeds…”Who's garden was overgrown and full of grass and reeds.He bought a new strimmer to make things look trimmerBut could now see Leeds so things were grimmer!! --Phil Swan
	Van for sale. Low silage 16/07/23 7:18:46	13

	Lillian checks the obituary column everyday to see if she’s in it. 28/04/22 7:14:59	1 13
She doesn't want to be "late". --Willie Johnson
	"Stay back Angela. I've got this.." 24/11/20 3:09:57	13

	clever Tong in cheek humour 05/04/24 19:17:10	12

	Baby steps 18/07/23 12:19:27	12

	creative Drama teacher: “Okay, class, let’s get started today with some full body interpretation…John, you are a pint of sterilised milk. Anna, you are a Victorian potato peeler, Mike, you’re Milton Keynes. Janet, you are a second hand washing machine, Frank, you are the Opening of Parliament. Kim, you are a pair of medieval underpants.” 29/06/23 19:41:06	12

	Bridget’s Got Talons 23/04/23 19:01:37	12

	When Janet was approached by a "˜certain magazine"˜ to do some modelling, she thought it would be the start of a glittering career but Scrap Metal Monthly had a very tight budget. 17/09/20 7:27:17	1 12
And she has a tight skirt. --Willie Johnson
	According to footage from his GoPro, his last words were, "Bit tricky here but don't worry guys, I got thi..." 12/08/20 12:48:46	12

	How they got the groom to Mars on his stag night still remains a complete mystery. 04/08/20 20:45:17	12

	It's quite rare to see a man of this calibre. 10/05/20 19:41:59	12

	lol clever "Say cheese." "Bvoooo." 04/03/20 17:06:17	1 12
Seriously, made me laugh out loud. Late captions are often sadly underrated. --James Lennox
	"It's pointless lying to me, I can see right through you." "I've half a mind to end this relationship." 27/04/19 7:07:56	12

	lol The same as other blokes do, use the wife's flannel. 22/01/19 10:06:44	12

	“Only people with a very high IQ will be able to find a stag hidden within this tricky puzzle. Can you do it in just 10 seconds?!” 27/04/24 19:16:56, edited: 27/04/24 19:20:57	5 11
I've got that one, it's actually a snowy owl in a blizzard. --Karen McDonald
	“Is that big bird stuffed?” “I’d assume so, she had a hearty luncheon.” 30/07/23 20:48:57	11

	Neil in a haystack 06/12/22 12:13:37	11

	lol “…………then in 400 yards we turn left and carry on straight ahead for half a mile, and take the 3rd exit at the roundabout then………Oh dad, this is so humiliating. I know you’re a tight bastard but couldn’t you have at least hired a car for my big day?” 29/01/22 14:10:39	11

	Try as they might, Roger and Melve have never managed to watch the last 2 hours of The Sound Of Music. 21/11/21 22:42:09	11

	lol Ever since June introduced Derek to the Sunlife Funeral Plan, He’s turned into even more of a tw*t. 05/11/21 8:18:54	11

	For Sale: Miniature Tiger Going Cheep 04/06/20 13:50:17	11

	...and he still would've been if he'd seen the bus coming a bit sooner. 14/05/20 11:12:47	11

	lol "I say we call him Huckleberry." 14/05/20 10:32:38	11

	Fly Chi 18/04/20 21:20:14	11

	"Does it hurt when you go to the toilet?" "Yes Doctor." 24/04/19 7:05:26	11

	lol "I don't mind being spoiled, but I wish they'd let me wash my own arse." 15/03/19 12:29:46	11

	Spider plant 22/05/15 12:59:20	11

	Cat proves once and for all that it hasn't got your tongue. 30/08/14 7:32:03	11

	creative He's lucky he didn't get pissed at the Blue Oyster Bar instead. He'd have been trying to sell half a drain-pipe, two terrified hamsters and an industrial plunger! (Well, according to a friend of mine you understand.) 23/06/14 23:24:38	11

	In true Latvian circus burial law, Olav the clown was given a traditional send off. 11/06/14 15:22:40	1 11
Brilliant caption! --Michael Winner
	“Can I have my eyes back?” 10/01/24 20:01:07	10

	Mein Kramp 16/04/23 11:27:00	10

	$3.99!? Where's the justice in that? 02/11/20 12:01:58	10

	"Stop fretting Maureen." 10/03/20 22:14:49	10

	lol He's playing arse song! 01/07/16 3:40:50	2 10
I agree! Didn't see it until now, but you showed how a later-entry can get votes quickly, IF the caption is brilliant, as yours is. Congrats! --Greg Curtis
	“C’mon, off to Banbury Cross at once!” 07/03/24 8:07:24	9

	Billy was in a rush now, the burping competition started in 10 minutes. 24/01/24 20:03:58	9

	Bohemian Catsody 02/12/23 8:30:35	9

	As I watched my long lost brother approach, even Davina McCall was a bit scared. 01/01/22 20:13:31	2 9
Love this one, I think 'brother' could have added to the caption. But ,hey, three other captioneers liked it as it is. --John Glover
	Back in the day, there were all sorts of ways to cure hiccups. 17/11/21 20:09:51	9

	“I remember when all this used to be fields.” 10/10/21 9:04:20	9

	“My son, did you just shout out you were looking for Jehovah?” “No mate, I said, f*cking move over.” 01/08/21 7:11:21	9

	Looks like he's been in the beer trap again. He'll sh*g anything when he's pissed. 12/08/20 19:32:38	9

	"Joe got his pet, but you promised to get me a kitten Daddy?" "I did but....ahem.." 01/06/20 21:12:12	9

	"Are we there yet?" 06/08/16 19:27:38	9

	With such an odd shaped head, ping pong looking eyes, fat beer belly and jaundice, I'd recognise Brenda anywhere. 22/06/14 2:31:56	9

	Up until it burnt down in 1971, this photo gives us a rare glimpse inside the underground recruitment office for The Ministry Of Silly Walks. 09/05/14 23:00:34	9

	Little Sweet heart 11/05/24 14:21:18	1 8

	“Trying to think of a novel way to decorate your stairs? Just use your loaf.” 14/09/23 19:03:58	8

	Ding dong “Oh..hello Barbara. Don’t just stand out there on the doorstep in the cold, go away!” 22/08/23 14:19:44	8

	“He was dancing about a minute ago, why has he suddenly passed out?” “It’s nothing to worry about. He tends to lapse into a coma if he accidentally presses shuffle and a Coldplay album starts up. He’ll come round in an hour or so.” 05/04/23 7:06:03	8

	We moved to Tasmania last December. I must say the Carol Singers that come round are a bit different. 10/11/22 8:01:44	8

	Not the best time to find out your new wife was originally a roofer called Derek. 04/10/22 19:35:31	8

	“……then turn left and drive about half a mile to the end of the road and you’ll see my house on the corner next to the statue……What do you mean you can’t find it!?” 06/10/21 11:49:22	8

	Cheers bud but this an iPhone 8, I told you to nick me an 11 or 12. 05/08/21 7:04:11	8

	"How did you get on down the Job Centre Pete?" 04/07/21 23:40:54	8

	lol Grandma thinks she's doing Facebook. Bless. 03/09/20 13:19:17	8

	That awkward next day after your wife has found out you've been having an affair and she's burnt everything you own. 28/05/20 11:56:46	1 8
Or you said you weren't having an affair and the shorts and shoes she found under the bed are actually yours, so you have wear them to prove it. --Troompa Loompa
	Stoney broke 11/05/20 19:00:49	8

	Goal!! 16/04/20 1:49:53	1 8

	clever 🎵 His Hat Has Got The Sun On...🎵 08/03/20 22:20:44	8

	He was eventually thrown in a recycling bin. 06/07/19 7:32:26	8

	Jack marvelled at the proud stance she took to break wind. 29/01/19 15:21:55	8

	Thankfully, the hospital catheters of today, are far less conspicuous than this crude contraption from the 1870's 10/09/14 18:08:42	8

	Since trying out the new German caffine shampoo, Helmut's hair has been up for over 4 days. 28/08/14 19:46:59	8

	“Bloody hell! That poor bastard’s only got one leg!” 11/05/24 19:06:46	7

	Hmmm … I’m gonna have to wake her. I can’t find me bloody underpants.” 10/09/23 2:27:27	7

	Bernard had forgotten about the umbrella he’d swallowed until it opened. 27/07/23 19:05:01	7

	Archeologists Excavate Ancient Mayan Furniture 02/05/23 11:12:40	7

	lol creative “This?” “Nope.” Almost 36 years later and still no joy for Bono. 24/04/23 15:10:04	1 7
So obscure. Love it :) --James Lennox

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