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You started it! 🥳
8:51am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
... who's only desire was to please.
She would not cut the grass- 'tho it gave her a rash-
So she always wore skirts of thick tweed.
8:58am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
😂 Are you sitting in your library smoking a pipe and wondering if winning the lottery was such a good thing after all anon?
9:29am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Message to Al. Thank you for you edit suggestion. Before I decide, I just want to say that the initial intention was to just write the first line, assuming everyone/most people know the limerick and people thinking or remembering what comes next is supposedly what may cause a chortle or two. The one I know is:
There once was a gardener from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Loads of grass, grew round his arse
And now he’s covered in weeds.
Should I write the original as I know it, or add your version which I think is funnier or shall I leave it as it is. If it’s worth changing to make it funnier, please let me know Al and also what others think possibly.
3:55pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Fair enough, Caption Author. Leave it how it is. I'd never heard it before and improvised.
4:42pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Kathleen, 'ass' rhymes better if you're from north of Watford Gap. :)
4:44pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
That’s because you are a quick witted clever little Devil our Al. I still don’t know what to Kathleen said to write ass instead of arse but I don’t know which limerick she means. I’ll see If I can find her.
4:48pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
I say “arse” though?😳
I never ever imagined that those would be my first words to you our Kathleen. Can we not let this affect our friendship?
4:54pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Thank you Al xxx
7:31pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Love this theme, Cap Auth, but wonder if a more specific story might get more votes. I've offered one but feel free to reject, I'm voting for your original anyway
6:53pm
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When asked about his heroism during the glue factory explosion, Dave replied "Has anyone got any solvent to get this prick off my back?" [Karen Oakenfull]