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	lol clever x2 Driving Miss Daisy 04/08/18 22:47:17	26

	Force Feeding 06/08/18 7:23:05	24

	lol x3 Just done it..... In your new shoes! 24/06/14 19:00:57	23

	clever "I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?" "Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" 22/08/21 11:24:09	1 22
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles.""What? Are you a paedophile hunter?""No, I have a paedophile fetish""I'm sorry but you're way too old for me" --Glyn Evans
	"We're gonna need more chalk, Sarge" 24/10/17 11:21:13	20

	creative clever Track suit 20/01/16 13:39:34	20

	Some mare over the rainbow 19/08/14 11:06:12	1 19

	Time to re-coop 02/10/14 11:38:30	18

	I hate canvassers! 05/07/14 7:03:49	18

	Kentucky Pride Chicken 07/06/22 19:12:09	18

	lol clever x2 Spoiler Alert! 08/03/16 8:00:25	18

	Only Stools and Horses 25/06/15 11:25:10	18

	"Sarge, Sarge, it's time to wake up it's Monday morning." 11/03/15 8:28:01	18

	It's where Jesus gets his nails done 30/01/15 12:17:00	18

	Weapon of ass destruction 18/01/15 20:10:30	1 18
Bomb the (b)ass. --Michael Monkhouse
	clever A course of medication 08/08/18 7:19:59	17

	KFSea 26/05/18 7:30:27	17

	Mist photo opportunity 19/12/16 12:18:24	17

	lol Freshly driven snow 27/01/16 8:16:15	17

	clever x2 \ 10/08/15 20:11:50	1 17
Nice caption, but y'think you could be a bit more concise? --Greg Curtis
	The entrants at this year's bake-off face some stiff competition 27/07/15 19:00:27	17

	clever Uni-Ted states of America 06/10/14 7:04:39	17

	The 3 stages of Anaphylactic shock (left to right): First the subject comes into contact with the allergen, usually orally. Secondly , the subject experiences extreme swelling and slight redness of the cheeks. Final symptoms include, shock, high blood pressure and complete loss of bowel control. 13/07/14 11:06:02	17

	lol So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? 22/06/19 8:02:48	1 16
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :) --Vivvy En
	clever KFcc 14/08/18 11:21:14	16

	Fagpie 24/01/16 20:00:06	16

	On the thirst day of Christmas... 07/12/15 14:14:17	16

	Deck chair 16/07/15 11:00:06	16

	"Honey, I'm just popping downstairs" 13/07/15 19:14:00	16

	Funding Nemo 09/03/15 8:15:04	16

	clever This wasn't the first time David Banner had woken up to find he had wrecked his house. 06/09/14 7:04:57	1 15
Bill Bricksby. ;-) --Guideaux
	There are easier ways to tell your parents that you are gay. 30/06/22 11:24:54	15

	Boris Becker's frozen assets. 25/06/22 19:10:45	15

	Dental In-plants 17/06/22 7:55:08	1 15

	Fightknight 18/08/18 8:32:38	15

	In the original design the lady was on the right side of the poster, but Specsavers didn't want to advertise a price in crease. 09/07/17 7:35:43	15

	lol The race ended with a photo finish 24/07/16 8:29:30	15

	Santa's little yelpers 27/02/16 12:24:17	15

	lol creative Jack Lemon 23/02/16 8:50:25	1 15
Missing --[anon]
	City of Lost soles 07/02/16 8:01:54	15

	Sometimes Bill would just stand and reflect. 16/10/15 11:22:49	15

	Peeping Tom 21/09/15 19:11:20	15

	clever Cycledelic 18/05/15 7:03:52	15

	creative Tench warfare 03/11/14 20:46:05	15

	Spotted Dick 07/08/18 11:05:43	14

	Step mum 18/02/17 12:21:39	14

	Well the top half's covered but I can still see the bush. 13/12/16 12:41:01	14

	lol x2 creative "Nope the picture is still blurry, try moving the antenna" 02/10/16 13:06:06	14

	lol clever Recalculating... 26/01/16 20:25:44	14

	clever "OK ladies when the AA arrive we say it was 'just me' sat on the scooter when it broke down" 23/10/15 13:57:57	14

	I suspect the food has been spiked 17/10/15 19:00:23	14

	I prefer goose berries 16/07/15 19:12:01	14

	clever Ten pin boiling 22/06/15 11:11:35	14

	"This is so embarrassing Dad, why can't you just let me cycle to school with my friends like normal kids?" 09/06/15 7:03:40	14

	I've just had my roots done. 22/02/15 13:12:27	14

	Poopourri 07/02/15 20:00:06	14

	creative Anachonda 01/02/15 12:49:00	14

	Joy rider 04/10/14 8:17:32	14

	She regularly went out with her insect-aside 20/09/14 19:07:51	14

	Fire in the hole! 31/08/14 19:00:26	14


lol x2 30/08/14 11:01:39		14

	Witnesses were astonished by Mary's close shave. 10/07/14 9:42:41	14

	Artilorry 06/10/14 19:17:21	13

	Each cyclist was trying to claim Jersey. 14/08/14 20:11:38	13

	Damn, no smoke signal! 14/08/14 7:00:09	13

	The baboon's plan to get more food was working a treat. 28/07/14 18:12:25	13

	"Don't mind him, he's my little gardening angel" 18/07/14 7:28:29	13

	Given the green light 16/07/14 19:00:06	13

	Looking for the tomato source. 07/07/14 7:00:22	13

	lol creative So you're telling me, when you close this lid, I will neither be alive nor dead? 24/06/14 19:03:50	13

	Dave the hurdler was overjoyed at beatiñg his previous track record. 04/06/23 8:01:12	13

	"So to cut a long story short, it was only after I pushed the barn door open that I noticed the wet paint sign." 30/05/20 7:43:08	13

	Forever etched in my mammary 10/08/18 7:20:41	13

	"Please do wipe your feet at the door... and in the hallway... and in the kitchen and if you have time, in the bathroom too" 18/04/17 19:05:44	13

	clever The bust, a man can get 04/01/17 8:03:16	13

	creative Truck or Treat! 02/11/16 20:30:47	13

	Hatch back 06/06/16 11:05:19	13

	creative Well he's finished decorating his Mars bedroom, his Jupiter kitchen, his Saturn lounge, and now all his has to do is finish his Moon landing. 15/01/16 12:41:26	13

	Playskull 02/11/15 8:07:04	13

	Dipped headlights 12/07/15 7:09:43	1 13

	The queen denies the porn's hers, but it's got her prince all over it. 02/06/15 20:18:53	13

	lol Suckrilage 29/05/15 11:07:26	13

	Babe Woof 18/05/15 12:50:57	13

	Waist disposal 17/05/15 20:37:26	13

	lol creative clever Footography 06/05/15 11:17:19	3 13
As the caption author, I must admit I was a bit surprised to see the caption "footographer" come up after mine. This copying of ideas has been happening too regularly recently, without any reference or nod to the original caption. It has certain... --Leroy Brown
	The Kermitments 26/02/15 20:54:37	13

	lol creative "OK Mr Thompson I think I've seen enough, if you could just turn around and take us back to the test centre" 13/02/15 14:55:26	13

	Laundretta 09/02/15 13:37:31	13

	pick up truck 06/02/15 8:00:12	13

	#elfie 30/10/14 20:00:08	13

	lol Goodnight Mr Barrymore 30/07/18 13:38:46	1 12
This is really taking the Michael! --Karyn Harrison
	Point of Yew 27/02/18 20:37:39	12

	Lying in weight 24/10/17 11:17:18	12

	I am sure this place used to have a bouncer on the door. 09/05/17 11:27:40	12

	Child bearing hips 18/02/17 12:18:36	12

	Coming home to roast 06/10/15 11:02:41	12

	Park and slide 15/09/15 11:04:26	12

	Peter Barker 10/08/15 8:21:58	12

	"OK guys, a round of Stones is it?" 03/07/15 11:11:14	2 12
This Bitter is popular in some circles. --Leroy Brown
	It's a walk in the stark 02/07/15 11:00:05	12

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last comments (total: 73)

I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...

[anon]

22/12/16
4:07am

comment on caption:
Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]

Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl! smilie face

Crunchy Chords

20/04/17
2:45pm

comment on caption:
"Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]

...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.

[anon]

06/01/18
10:34pm

comment on caption:
"...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]

This is really taking the Michael!

Karyn Harrison

30/07/18
4:22pm

comment on caption:
Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]

The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"

[anon]

07/11/18
12:45pm

comment on caption:
Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]

Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)

Vivvy En

22/06/19
8:09am

comment on caption:
So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]

They can be in-tents.

Willie Johnson

17/08/21
9:02pm

comment on caption:
Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]

"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles."
"What? Are you a paedophile hunter?"
"No, I have a paedophile fetish"
"I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"