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When making a business deal with a zoo animal, full enclosure is advised. 11/07/14 20:05:12 |
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09/07/14 9:01:16 |
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Cleanliness is next to dogliness 07/07/14 19:00:06 |
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05/07/14 22:03:59 |
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25/06/14 12:04:25 |
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..or Specsavers. :P
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15/06/23 12:21:30 |
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30/05/23 10:02:19 |
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16/06/22 19:03:41 |
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They say it's better than crack! 12/06/22 11:01:19 |
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12/06/22 9:00:11 |
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07/06/22 19:01:51 |
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My old primary school was certainly character building. 25/08/21 9:32:43 |
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Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. 17/08/21 19:04:06 |
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They can be in-tents.
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I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Plops 20/12/19 15:41:44 |
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06/08/18 11:20:44 |
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03/06/18 21:27:17 |
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03/03/18 8:45:55 |
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In Irish basketball they'd call this a "Tree Pointer". 26/10/17 7:58:15 |
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10/07/17 7:21:05 |
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09/05/17 19:39:30 |
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"...and here we have the Australian sparrow settling in to his new home in Britain" 03/05/17 12:20:16 |
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01/03/17 12:03:39 |
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22/02/17 20:39:13 |
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14/02/17 16:18:42 |
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12/02/17 8:00:12 |
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You must be joking, they're allowing women to drive! 09/12/16 8:28:28 |
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"Honey, stop playing with-in your food" 08/12/16 13:45:37 |
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03/11/16 12:10:01 |
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21/08/16 21:23:33 |
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19/07/16 19:02:27 |
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15/06/16 21:15:33 |
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14/06/16 12:25:49 |
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"Quick, get the chocolate fireguard before someone burns themselves" 17/05/16 13:37:31 |
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15/04/16 7:16:55 |
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14/04/16 7:07:00 |
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The postman never rings twice! 09/04/16 21:19:55 |
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06/04/16 19:25:38 |
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Don't you just hate it when someone comes to a party in the same costume as you! 15/03/16 8:12:31 |
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I have to say, as the caption writer who has been a member for about one and a half years, I have probably seen this form of caption once. There are many other captions which are repeated on an almost daily basis, but for some reason every so ofte...
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"MARY!!..What the hell are you doing?...that camera isn't waterproof!" 14/03/16 7:13:30 |
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10/03/16 20:21:25 |
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02/03/16 22:26:32 |
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01/03/16 8:09:36 |
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27/02/16 9:11:12 |
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"Is this a piss take?" 20/02/16 10:28:57 |
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12/02/16 8:00:07 |
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...and that kids is how Dalmations were invented. 09/02/16 20:02:55 |
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Fido's fear of flying eventually passed after a little whine. 05/02/16 22:32:56 |
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04/02/16 8:00:08 |
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02/02/16 20:54:24 |
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02/02/16 8:08:48 |
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01/02/16 12:20:46 |
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The problem with dogs is that they pee on any post they see. 31/01/16 21:01:35 |
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Dad always insisted on being strapped to the roof rack. 30/01/16 12:06:10 |
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29/01/16 12:00:14 |
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When we got divorced that bastard got half of the house. 26/01/16 8:29:32 |
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"Oh shit, that sounds like my wife's car!" 21/01/16 12:06:05 |
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Now That's What I Call Stupid! 20/01/16 12:11:33 |
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Call Auto-lass for chipped or damaged windscreens! 19/01/16 12:21:01 |
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"How the hell was I supposed to know you needed to dress as a sailor for Nat's Sea Party!" 13/01/16 12:16:08 |
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21/12/15 17:21:43 |
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10/12/15 12:11:05 |
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21/10/15 11:27:02 |
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16/10/15 11:31:10 |
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"Who needs a carriage?", said Cinderella 15/10/15 11:05:06 |
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09/10/15 12:30:43 |
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25/09/15 7:41:16 |
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It was a Goodyear for the Chardonnay 25/09/15 6:42:09 |
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21/09/15 19:01:25 |
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Ronald's out trying to get one of his high five a day. 17/09/15 6:30:15 |
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Signs of Alcoholism #3: Spirits at lunch time 11/09/15 11:00:36 |
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10/09/15 19:07:15 |
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Overall the girls were happy with their new healthy lifestyle.... but the tennis had to go! 08/09/15 11:35:44 |
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YMCA, performed by a couple of game-men 07/09/15 19:06:22 |
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Who's idea was it to park in the overflow carpark? 26/08/15 15:05:51 |
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20/08/15 11:29:56 |
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"NO, I do not want double glazing, frankly I am getting sick of all you colt callers" 05/08/15 7:01:57 |
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31/07/15 11:41:50 |
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"Mummy, when can I blow the cake?" 27/07/15 19:00:07 |
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They say a walk down Cat alley is like going through manypaws 20/07/15 8:07:50 |
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I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
4:07am
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Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
2:45pm
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"Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
10:34pm
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"...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
4:22pm
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Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
12:45pm
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Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
8:09am
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So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
9:02pm
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Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles."
"What? Are you a paedophile hunter?"
"No, I have a paedophile fetish"
"I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
7:43am
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"I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?"
"Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
11:17am
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I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
8:18am
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Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]