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The West end's latest musical leaves audiences a little down in the mouth.
24/08/14 16:41:24
The chamouflage shorts were good for playing hide the sausage.
23/08/14 7:16:57
Cheese straws
20/08/14 19:00:29
Purrettes
14/08/14 11:34:24
Not got any papermate?
13/08/14 11:00:32
Dr Doolarge
13/08/14 7:18:34
Top-up the tan
02/08/14 7:00:14
Limcuisine
27/07/14 20:36:11
"How many miles do you get to the gallop on those things?"
26/07/14 19:07:07
One umbra and one Dalmatian
20/07/14 11:00:12
A face only a glover could love.
20/07/14 4:26:08
Long shelf life, approximately 18 years, after which point they will completely abandon you, except when they need money or their washing machine breaks.
15/07/14 7:15:06
Bush Babies
14/07/14 11:00:09
The Man of Stainless Steel's utensile strength is tested.
11/07/14 12:36:40
The Hand That Rocks the Fable.
05/07/14 19:25:00
An Americano Tail
05/07/14 13:56:29
Successful buyer to arrange removal.
24/06/14 22:16:51
Blackpool illuminations have been a real flop lately.
11/10/14 13:13:24
"Well, where the hell did I put my teeth then?"
10/10/14 22:28:06
Shoe've been framed
10/10/14 7:02:11
Steiffs operate in this area.
09/10/14 19:04:12
Best man's best friend
05/10/14 7:01:22
Guffaw wheel drive
04/10/14 8:00:39
Guy fishing
27/09/14 7:02:19
Curb Sprawler
25/09/14 19:00:07
Logger-head
25/09/14 7:02:37
Catzuntite!
22/09/14 19:48:22
Ice load suckers
16/09/14 19:32:25
Fairy liquad
16/09/14 7:05:53
Are those plants orkids?
14/09/14 11:06:36
Saturday night feeder
13/09/14 13:58:06
Beetle juiced
12/09/14 19:00:13
Scandlenavian
11/09/14 19:07:12
Flash breast dummies
10/09/14 19:00:30
"I'm so proud of my boy, you know he spends hours every night hoovering his room"
10/09/14 17:33:32
Laund of the flies
08/09/14 16:21:44
The site of a nude development
06/09/14 7:10:59
It's fantastic what the Chinese can do with stray cats nowadays.
05/09/14 19:58:31
Head gas-kit
03/09/14 19:09:17
The case of the missing sandals has finally been laid to rest, another victory for The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
02/09/14 19:22:10
Cheese baps
01/09/14 11:00:33
Sc-avengers assemble
30/08/14 21:02:54
The cat who got the scream
30/08/14 7:17:26
Love struck
26/08/14 11:24:19
A step in the white direction.
26/08/14 9:27:35
Next week the kids move on to pottery training
25/08/14 8:57:21
Copper guilty of fowl play
24/08/14 7:28:24
Ba ba ba, ba baby bale
20/08/14 19:06:43
The evidence against Cliff is starting to stack up
20/08/14 12:05:13
Marathon Mane
20/08/14 9:08:29
Zebra Glossing
19/08/14 11:01:11
Orient Text-press
16/08/14 12:14:26
pie-derman
15/08/14 7:00:23
Twist and pout
11/08/14 14:17:10
Living on a shoestring
11/08/14 9:14:02
Are those pearls real or replicants?
01/08/14 21:32:25
Horses for forces.
29/07/14 19:00:08
Gran voyager
26/07/14 7:00:10
The hearth of the matter.
25/07/14 11:05:41
5 way sock-kit
22/07/14 5:44:05
Feeture presentation
22/07/14 5:27:09
The bet was settled, Dog definitely does eat dog.
21/07/14 10:56:18
You can't handle the pouffe!
16/07/14 16:22:54
Fallen Angel or was she pushed?
12/07/14 7:00:19
Scrubba Dubba Doo!
07/07/14 19:02:47
Spriteguard
05/07/14 19:48:12
Firemen strike over spray conditions.
04/07/14 9:49:44
The kids take after their parents.
19/06/23 14:02:57
EE-Bike
17/06/23 8:44:29
Mounting Bike
17/06/23 8:16:30
Told you they'd send a search party for dessert.
07/06/23 19:25:15
"Is that Jacob's Ladder?""No, it's Pride and Prejudice"
05/06/23 9:31:20
Hey, you down there, stop pissing on my ankles, said Mr Tall.
01/07/22 7:39:45
Ba-Nana Split
29/06/22 19:44:52
Best served cold.
25/06/22 19:05:15
What we really need is a lollypop man, but you'll do.
24/06/22 8:59:14
Arse-nist
22/06/22 8:34:35
You're in luck ladies, they forgot one special place.
15/06/22 11:25:47
Choco-hole-licks
12/06/22 12:47:25
All the way to the top. Maybe that bastard won't make me walk anymore.
23/08/21 19:31:55
Guys, now this is why you always skip leg day.
19/08/21 16:01:42
One car pile-up
01/06/20 11:47:05
It wasn't very often that Santa got CEX at Christmas time.
21/12/19 10:32:06
We'll let you know when your numbers up.
28/06/19 7:12:23
"Staff announcement: There's another spill on Aisle 15."
06/08/18 19:00:59
This is not just any hardware, this is S&M hardware.
06/08/18 19:00:26
Do It Yourself...or with someone special.
06/08/18 19:00:07
Can I get this with a 6 pack?
06/08/18 11:14:20
Is it a bird, is it a plane no it's...er well actually it's both.
05/08/18 8:25:23
John also has fish fingers.
30/07/18 13:44:37
High rise building
04/05/18 12:34:44
Rosé and Jim
13/03/18 14:49:45
Car Toon Character
27/02/18 13:45:02
Fork-miffed truck
26/01/18 12:33:14
In the land of the giants, everyone loved peeping through her window.
19/12/17 8:01:22
Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Leprosy
25/10/17 20:08:12
As far as photobombers go, Phil was pretty high profile.
06/09/17 19:13:23
Like a cat out of hell
01/09/17 12:25:15
Despite her smile, Barbie was extremely fed up.
01/09/17 7:28:53
One for the corrode
04/05/17 19:41:15
64 - 73 54 - 63 44 - 53 34 - 43 24 - 33 14 - 23 4 - 13 1 - 3
I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
comment on caption: Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
comment on caption: "Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
comment on caption: "...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
comment on caption: Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
comment on caption: Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
comment on caption: So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
comment on caption: Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles.""What? Are you a paedophile hunter?""No, I have a paedophile fetish""I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
comment on caption: "I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?""Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
comment on caption: I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
comment on caption: Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]
I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
4:07am
comment on caption:
Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
2:45pm
comment on caption:
"Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
10:34pm
comment on caption:
"...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
4:22pm
comment on caption:
Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
12:45pm
comment on caption:
Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
8:09am
comment on caption:
So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
9:02pm
comment on caption:
Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles."
"What? Are you a paedophile hunter?"
"No, I have a paedophile fetish"
"I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
7:43am
comment on caption:
"I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?"
"Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
11:17am
comment on caption:
I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
8:18am
comment on caption:
Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]