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"And can we get one of the bride on her own." "Ok..Just let me finish these crisps."

"Dad! Can we put the heating on now?"

The waterjump at this year's Grand National was criticised for being too deep. Here's jockey, Fintan O'Shortpants, giving the thumbs up that he's ok. No news yet, on the horse he's sitting on.

"How's Dave's job going?" "He's doing well. In fact he's just asked for a bigger celery."

"How do you think Private Fritz will react when we fire him out the cannon?" "I think he'll go ballistic."

"Hi dad! Mum's been cooking again."

Text 'No mum, am not getting married..I misunderstood when Darren promised to walk me down the aisle

Jacque Cruise Tow..

"Say Arnie! Those nurses are real jokers, they wrote 'Rocky' on my bed chart." "I know, but they can't spell, they wrote 'Terminate' on mine."

Another stock photo

"So I took two fish and five loaves and fed five thousand people." "Well I take really cheap end chicken, cover it in this dust crap I call my secret recipe, and sell it to millions of people a day." "Now that is a miracle."

"This pool"s freezing..I can really feel the draught."

"What's he do for a living?" "He's a bouncer."

Looks fizzically impossible..

Unfortunately, later that day, Dave was eaten by a cow.

Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go Which she later regretted. Especially when she qualified for the winter Olympics.

"Who's on the till tonight?" "Stew."

"I said get a LARGER pool."

It's sad to see how Cupid grew up

Here's the man who invented Mousetrap

"Sorry, you're a bit too macho for me. I was after a camper van."

I shouldn't have put the washing there in hind sight..

"Look, I look know there's an energy crisis on , and we've all got to keep warm the best we can. But this is taking the piss. Now do you mind frigging off back next door to your own house "

First class Second class No class

"Oh for fuck's sake Dave! Just take it off, it's only a cold sore."

It was a lovely funeral...strange but lovely.

Back then the education system was quite basic... "And this here, children, is what we call a window."

"Well! That's the last time I wear that jumper at the Muslim swingers club."

"And that's for making such a mess of the bedsheets last night." "Sorry! But you know I only come once a year."

It's one of his kilty pleasures

Bradley Waggins

Tea was always fun in Tony Hart's house

I'll baguetting up now..

It wasn't long before the bubble burst

To be honest the food was pretty bog standard

I took this photo because I wanted to sabre the moment..

"Did you get any formal training on how to clean the streets, Darth?" "No! They said just pick it up as you go along "

"Sorry to be cruel, but it looks nothing like it!" Said Amy, as they unveiled the statue based on her prize winning drawing.

"Here you go mate! You can park your bike here."

"Quick, Shakespeare is announcing who's won the best mobile rave venue." "Now is the winner of our disco tents."

Born with no head...I learnt to talk out of my arse...Here is my story.

More embarrassment for the Tories, as leaked photos show last years Christmas party had a Black Lives Matter theme.

When I said if you want him to stop playing, kick him in the balls. I didn't mean that hard.

And we're down to the two finalist in this year's ' Touch The Car ' competition

An apple a day keeps the doctor away And just incase there's always a bow and arrow

"ah remember when we got our first home." "Yes, it was a Goodyear that."

And I chews you...

"Congratulations Mr Smithers. You are this year's World Hide And Seek champion."

"come on guys! We gotta relearn all this doctor shit. Patients are demanding the return of face to face consultations."