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Comment	3	0	0		0	0		117	46	72
Suggested Edit	2	0	0		0	0		0	0
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	lol clever Pollyfella 07/09/15 11:00:18	20

	Jet setter 05/02/16 20:12:16	18

	Pussy Galore 20/07/15 7:20:45	14

	It fashion show, I dress accordionly. 28/09/15 11:07:47	13

	Rollercosta 28/06/15 10:22:00	13

	clever Five in a row, a royal flush. 17/06/16 14:59:13	12

	Martin Loafer King 08/02/16 20:06:58	12

	Oh hi there, I'm here for the taxidermy class. 14/01/16 20:36:41	1 11
"Okay, let's stuff the cat...if you're game." --[anon]
	Finger wickin' good 19/02/16 20:52:06	10

	OK here we go. Smash the front middle one head on. Then swerve from side to side and hopefully you'll take out all the other nine pins. 28/09/15 8:30:32	10

	Hmm, they seem to have simplified The Communist Manifesto since I last saw it. 06/09/15 10:32:40	10

	"You can do what you like, I'm certainly not pampering my kids." 10/08/15 19:01:30	10

	Have you been mis-sold PSI? 20/06/16 13:12:48	9

	So, he does have ginger nuts. 22/02/16 14:56:06	9

	Kim Jong-un overturns his golf cart. 15/02/16 21:09:59	9

	Palpable tension as North and South Korea go head to head in world noughts and crosses final. 03/09/15 8:53:44	9

	I might not look happy, but I can assure you I'm full of beans. 11/08/15 7:27:03	9

	"Schlahbajfsdhreu... seereytdkgryutruiwogjkeu... schoomlvlgkfdlhkjyuiytee..." "Oh my god Dan quick, I think she just said mummy!" 24/07/15 12:18:38	1 9
Silly parents, It's obviously saying, I hate bloody melon. --John Glover
	Sally had ideas above her station 14/07/15 19:47:11	9

	Of the twelve, gifted by Beijing, eleven were counterfeits. 15/04/16 11:55:41	8

	I'm afraid it's terminal. 06/03/16 9:34:40	8

	C'mon lazy, jump off and get me a top up. 23/09/15 7:24:56	8

	Courting Disaster 18/09/15 19:03:09	8

	Sure the neighbours complained about the mess, but they've been very understanding since I told them I use my cock as a sundial. 18/09/15 13:36:30	8

	clever Ornithologists report disturbing rise in peacock self-harm. 11/02/16 15:08:43	7

	Man in hat: sorry about the wait. Man in queue: no worries mate, you'll lose it in the new year. 28/12/15 9:30:23	7

	D'you like my new boxers? 16/11/15 9:15:54	7

	creative Certainly the elderly English gentleman exuded dignity in his dotage. Nonetheless he remained, in the vernacular, "a fucking fat bastard." 19/10/15 20:18:04	7

	Public outrage as undercover reporter reveals united tobacco are still animal testing. 12/09/15 7:55:55	7

	So, after all these years and a hundred different versions, we now know definitively why the chicken crossed the road. 21/08/15 11:15:50	1 7

	Almost 150 years on, and despite budget slashes, the relaunch of the lesser known sequel was a roaring success. 19/08/15 8:53:20	1 7
I've been waiting for the sequel, 'Big Women'. --Michael Winner
	Cyclist narrowly avoids death as industrial drill crashes through flyover. 08/08/15 8:34:36	7

	"What's Jack's problem?" "He just doesn't like change." 24/07/15 19:09:58	7

	"Help, I need akita get out." 03/04/16 19:26:00	6

	That reminds me, must get some caster sugar. 10/03/16 12:18:59	6

	The Fist and the Furious 04/03/16 8:00:10	6

	He looks snackered 01/03/16 8:26:56	6

	Droit, droit and double droit 21/02/16 20:23:57	1 6
Dieu et mon droit (WC) --Henry Dixon
	He may well be the in-flight entertainment, but I can assure you I won't be turning him on. 07/02/16 20:16:40	6

	Bugger, the sun dial's screwed. 10/01/16 10:34:19	6

	Santa : So, Jeremy, what would you like for Christmas? Corbyn : for someone to believe in me. 22/12/15 21:14:56	6

	Shoreline bird numbers plummet after Habitat destruction. 03/10/15 21:31:37	6

	Excuse me, would you mind putting your fist up my bum. I've got things to do and I'd like to get home. 29/09/15 13:20:12	1 6
Haven't we all said this at work at some point? --Michael Winner
	Hi mate, sorry to bother you but I've lost my twin brother, would you mind putting this poster up to help me find him: http://www.caption.me/322180 25/09/15 21:23:17	6

	Hombre Solaire 09/09/15 19:05:16	6

	Reluctant sale, van and trainers, both good runners. 05/08/15 20:55:10	6

	Jane couldn't understand why she was so overcome with emocean 23/07/15 11:22:38	6

	Can't quite Manage a trois 23/07/15 8:48:48	6

	Do Claire's shit in the woods? 11/07/15 9:34:37	6

	TrunKate 11/07/15 7:14:48	6

	With his wisdom teeth? 28/06/15 11:08:30	6

	Even Bulgarian prostitutes need a rest. 18/04/17 17:18:23	5

	The three men, all confirmed as facility employees, were apprehended inside the nuclear reactor pool. 29/03/16 8:47:28	5

	The occupant was completely unhinged. 23/03/16 20:16:51	5

	Stop that bloody baby crying will you, it's Christmas Day for Christ's sake! 14/03/16 21:23:48	5

	"I can't get through, the gaffer must be stuck on the phone." 13/03/16 17:31:47	5

	Dung-a-Rees 09/03/16 21:24:59	5

	Cycling pro fish-in-sea test 04/03/16 20:48:38	5

	Model railway enthusiast. 03/03/16 16:12:31	5

	Pandemonium broke out when Butt-Heads opened next door. 29/02/16 20:24:26	5

	Lap dogs 27/02/16 12:22:38	5

	May contain traces of nuts 23/02/16 8:25:15	5

	McSlurry 21/02/16 9:13:24	5

	Sure the neighbours complained at first, but they've been very understanding since I told them it's just a crack habit. 07/02/16 17:02:45	5

	Two fiat ladies 01/02/16 9:01:31	5

	After 12 bruising rounds Tom was finally crowned Welterweight champion. 19/01/16 2:13:01	5

	Captioneers meet to discuss the relative merits of recycling old captions. 18/11/15 9:47:31	5

	The weighing was hugely popular with visitors. Useful for the keepers too, as they laid bets for the evening's giraffe fight. 24/10/15 11:17:57	5

	Does my cock look big in these? 12/10/15 19:21:17	5

	Pop goes the weevil 10/10/15 12:01:43	5

	What do you call 13 (or so) penguins standing behind a seal? Cath, Dan, John, Tony, Tracy, Ian, Boycie, Ron, Tommy, Leroy, Michael, Tosser, Zac, Spud, Mr Dome, Neil, Lucky, Mark, Michael, Doh, Bad Boy, Hercules, Greg, Anna, Betty, Dave, Smuldo, Glyn, Ethy, Stephen, Axe, Guy, Kenny, Chris, Larry, Dev, Barry, Paul, Bobby, Andrea, Helen, Chris, Steve, Karen, Ben, Guy. More than 13 (I think) and sorry if I missed anyone (in a work rush) you're all there in spirit. Just a bit of start the day fun xxx 01/10/15 8:23:33	5

	My other car's a... car 14/09/15 20:22:26	5

	Moz art 09/09/15 11:18:36	5

	Further evidence of the oldest profession in the world, as spiders are discovered to be on the game. 09/09/15 10:04:26	5

	John misunderstood when his personal trainer advised him to go crazy on his quads 05/09/15 13:30:59	5

	Urban remake, Star Wars final attack sequence. 20/08/15 7:01:59	5

	The proprietor is actually an old English eccentric, a Mr Michael Hunt, of Fork Hall. 14/08/15 9:19:44	5

	"Waiter, there seems to be specks of semen on my sausage." "Sir, may I respectfully suggest you bathe before dinner." 06/08/15 20:51:25	5

	Police fear Kenny "The black, stereotyped Yardie" Jones will not be given up easily, as he's part of such a close-knit community. 03/08/15 12:09:37	5

	Indecent Proposal 22/07/15 7:18:19	5

	Mall cop prepares to arrest man for shopperlifting 14/07/15 8:18:05	5

	"It's a cracker." 16/09/16 11:48:37	4

	Try as I might I never win these caption thingies, much to my constellation. 14/09/16 9:53:52	4

	All this and he still got a piece stuck in his ear. 25/08/16 12:48:09	4

	"Yes I'll repeat, my position is Sierra, Hotel, India, Tango. New word, Charlie, Romeo, Echo, Echo, Kilo." 26/07/16 17:22:11	4

	clever Chill Blaine. 07/04/16 7:39:46	5 4
Brilliant suggestion- it gets my vote --Michael Winner
	No(r)man IS an island. 04/04/16 7:46:45	4

	Feet of Endurance 28/03/16 19:05:32	4

	What's the problem? There's plenty of broom to manoeuvre. 19/03/16 14:45:14	4

	Snoop dog 29/02/16 13:07:25	4

	Shadow pup-pet show. 09/02/16 12:07:56	4

	creative "To be honest I only come here for the redactions." 27/01/16 12:18:41	4

	Pet Symmetry 21/01/16 14:27:18	4

	Rastafarian has world's largest ever recorded orgasm 21/01/16 1:39:54	4

	It's still leaking and there's shit everywhere, bloody cowboys. 18/01/16 15:55:08	4

	Froxenophobia 15/01/16 9:51:19	4

	It's our little secret, hidden inside. It's called The Sun. 13/01/16 8:48:57	4

	"What would you say if I told you these are not leaves but delicate, and rather rare, Speckled Wood butterflies." "I would tell you you were a smart alec. Though clearly not smart enough to realise that dogs can't talk." 07/01/16 14:16:37	4

	It's an unfamiliar area. I was driving, got a bit tense, then all over excited, and rammed into the back of her. All very interesting sir, but how did the crash happen? 21/11/15 8:39:24	4

	How many of these punning captions can there be for Fawkes sake. 05/11/15 12:17:48	4

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