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Pollyfella
07/09/15 11:00:18
Jet setter
05/02/16 20:12:16
Pussy Galore
20/07/15 7:20:45
It fashion show, I dress accordionly.
28/09/15 11:07:47
Rollercosta
28/06/15 10:22:00
Five in a row, a royal flush.
17/06/16 14:59:13
Martin Loafer King
08/02/16 20:06:58
Oh hi there, I'm here for the taxidermy class.
14/01/16 20:36:41
Finger wickin' good
19/02/16 20:52:06
OK here we go. Smash the front middle one head on. Then swerve from side to side and hopefully you'll take out all the other nine pins.
28/09/15 8:30:32
Hmm, they seem to have simplified The Communist Manifesto since I last saw it.
06/09/15 10:32:40
"You can do what you like, I'm certainly not pampering my kids."
10/08/15 19:01:30
Have you been mis-sold PSI?
20/06/16 13:12:48
So, he does have ginger nuts.
22/02/16 14:56:06
Kim Jong-un overturns his golf cart.
15/02/16 21:09:59
Palpable tension as North and South Korea go head to head in world noughts and crosses final.
03/09/15 8:53:44
I might not look happy, but I can assure you I'm full of beans.
11/08/15 7:27:03
"Schlahbajfsdhreu... seereytdkgryutruiwogjkeu... schoomlvlgkfdlhkjyuiytee...""Oh my god Dan quick, I think she just said mummy!"
24/07/15 12:18:38
Sally had ideas above her station
14/07/15 19:47:11
Of the twelve, gifted by Beijing, eleven were counterfeits.
15/04/16 11:55:41
I'm afraid it's terminal.
06/03/16 9:34:40
C'mon lazy, jump off and get me a top up.
23/09/15 7:24:56
Courting Disaster
18/09/15 19:03:09
Sure the neighbours complained about the mess, but they've been very understanding since I told them I use my cock as a sundial.
18/09/15 13:36:30
Ornithologists report disturbing rise in peacock self-harm.
11/02/16 15:08:43
Man in hat: sorry about the wait.Man in queue: no worries mate, you'll lose it in the new year.
28/12/15 9:30:23
D'you like my new boxers?
16/11/15 9:15:54
Certainly the elderly English gentleman exuded dignity in his dotage. Nonetheless he remained, in the vernacular, "a fucking fat bastard."
19/10/15 20:18:04
Public outrage as undercover reporter reveals united tobacco are still animal testing.
12/09/15 7:55:55
So, after all these years and a hundred different versions, we now know definitively why the chicken crossed the road.
21/08/15 11:15:50
Almost 150 years on, and despite budget slashes, the relaunch of the lesser known sequel was a roaring success.
19/08/15 8:53:20
Cyclist narrowly avoids death as industrial drill crashes through flyover.
08/08/15 8:34:36
"What's Jack's problem?""He just doesn't like change."
24/07/15 19:09:58
"Help, I need akita get out."
03/04/16 19:26:00
That reminds me, must get some caster sugar.
10/03/16 12:18:59
The Fist and the Furious
04/03/16 8:00:10
He looks snackered
01/03/16 8:26:56
Droit, droit and double droit
21/02/16 20:23:57
He may well be the in-flight entertainment, but I can assure you I won't be turning him on.
07/02/16 20:16:40
Bugger, the sun dial's screwed.
10/01/16 10:34:19
Santa : So, Jeremy, what would you like for Christmas?Corbyn : for someone to believe in me.
22/12/15 21:14:56
Shoreline bird numbers plummet after Habitat destruction.
03/10/15 21:31:37
Excuse me, would you mind putting your fist up my bum. I've got things to do and I'd like to get home.
29/09/15 13:20:12
Hi mate, sorry to bother you but I've lost my twin brother, would you mind putting this poster up to help me find him: http://www.caption.me/322180
25/09/15 21:23:17
Hombre Solaire
09/09/15 19:05:16
Reluctant sale, van and trainers, both good runners.
05/08/15 20:55:10
Jane couldn't understand why she was so overcome with emocean
23/07/15 11:22:38
Can't quite Manage a trois
23/07/15 8:48:48
Do Claire's shit in the woods?
11/07/15 9:34:37
TrunKate
11/07/15 7:14:48
With his wisdom teeth?
28/06/15 11:08:30
Even Bulgarian prostitutes need a rest.
18/04/17 17:18:23
The three men, all confirmed as facility employees, were apprehended inside the nuclear reactor pool.
29/03/16 8:47:28
The occupant was completely unhinged.
23/03/16 20:16:51
Stop that bloody baby crying will you, it's Christmas Day for Christ's sake!
14/03/16 21:23:48
"I can't get through, the gaffer must be stuck on the phone."
13/03/16 17:31:47
Dung-a-Rees
09/03/16 21:24:59
Cycling pro fish-in-sea test
04/03/16 20:48:38
Model railway enthusiast.
03/03/16 16:12:31
Pandemonium broke out when Butt-Heads opened next door.
29/02/16 20:24:26
Lap dogs
27/02/16 12:22:38
May contain traces of nuts
23/02/16 8:25:15
McSlurry
21/02/16 9:13:24
Sure the neighbours complained at first, but they've been very understanding since I told them it's just a crack habit.
07/02/16 17:02:45
Two fiat ladies
01/02/16 9:01:31
After 12 bruising rounds Tom was finally crowned Welterweight champion.
19/01/16 2:13:01
Captioneers meet to discuss the relative merits of recycling old captions.
18/11/15 9:47:31
The weighing was hugely popular with visitors. Useful for the keepers too, as they laid bets for the evening's giraffe fight.
24/10/15 11:17:57
Does my cock look big in these?
12/10/15 19:21:17
Pop goes the weevil
10/10/15 12:01:43
What do you call 13 (or so) penguins standing behind a seal?Cath, Dan, John, Tony, Tracy, Ian, Boycie, Ron, Tommy, Leroy, Michael, Tosser, Zac, Spud, Mr Dome, Neil, Lucky, Mark, Michael, Doh, Bad Boy, Hercules, Greg, Anna, Betty, Dave, Smuldo, Glyn, Ethy, Stephen, Axe, Guy, Kenny, Chris, Larry, Dev, Barry, Paul, Bobby, Andrea, Helen, Chris, Steve, Karen, Ben, Guy.More than 13 (I think) and sorry if I missed anyone (in a work rush) you're all there in spirit.Just a bit of start the day fun xxx
01/10/15 8:23:33
My other car's a... car
14/09/15 20:22:26
Moz art
09/09/15 11:18:36
Further evidence of the oldest profession in the world, as spiders are discovered to be on the game.
09/09/15 10:04:26
John misunderstood when his personal trainer advised him to go crazy on his quads
05/09/15 13:30:59
Urban remake, Star Wars final attack sequence.
20/08/15 7:01:59
The proprietor is actually an old English eccentric, a Mr Michael Hunt, of Fork Hall.
14/08/15 9:19:44
"Waiter, there seems to be specks of semen on my sausage.""Sir, may I respectfully suggest you bathe before dinner."
06/08/15 20:51:25
Police fear Kenny "The black, stereotyped Yardie" Jones will not be given up easily, as he's part of such a close-knit community.
03/08/15 12:09:37
Indecent Proposal
22/07/15 7:18:19
Mall cop prepares to arrest man for shopperlifting
14/07/15 8:18:05
"It's a cracker."
16/09/16 11:48:37
Try as I might I never win these caption thingies, much to my constellation.
14/09/16 9:53:52
All this and he still got a piece stuck in his ear.
25/08/16 12:48:09
"Yes I'll repeat, my position is Sierra, Hotel, India, Tango. New word, Charlie, Romeo, Echo, Echo, Kilo."
26/07/16 17:22:11
Chill Blaine.
07/04/16 7:39:46
No(r)man IS an island.
04/04/16 7:46:45
Feet of Endurance
28/03/16 19:05:32
What's the problem? There's plenty of broom to manoeuvre.
19/03/16 14:45:14
Snoop dog
29/02/16 13:07:25
Shadow pup-pet show.
09/02/16 12:07:56
"To be honest I only come here for the redactions."
27/01/16 12:18:41
Pet Symmetry
21/01/16 14:27:18
Rastafarian has world's largest ever recorded orgasm
21/01/16 1:39:54
It's still leaking and there's shit everywhere, bloody cowboys.
18/01/16 15:55:08
Froxenophobia
15/01/16 9:51:19
It's our little secret, hidden inside. It's called The Sun.
13/01/16 8:48:57
"What would you say if I told you these are not leaves but delicate, and rather rare, Speckled Wood butterflies.""I would tell you you were a smart alec. Though clearly not smart enough to realise that dogs can't talk."
07/01/16 14:16:37
It's an unfamiliar area. I was driving, got a bit tense, then all over excited, and rammed into the back of her.All very interesting sir, but how did the crash happen?
21/11/15 8:39:24
How many of these punning captions can there be for Fawkes sake.
05/11/15 12:17:48
That's cool
comment on caption: Another Chick In The Wall [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Children should be screened and not heard?
comment on caption: Children should be partially seen and not heard [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Silly parents, It's obviously saying, I hate bloody melon.
comment on caption: "Schlahbajfsdhreu... seereytdkgryutruiwogjkeu... schoomlvlgkfdlhkjyuiytee...""Oh my god Dan quick, I think she just said mummy!" [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
I've been waiting for the sequel, 'Big Women'.
comment on caption: Almost 150 years on, and despite budget slashes, the relaunch of the lesser known sequel was a roaring success. [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Thanks for the note 12:17:25 No worries at all, these things happen. Good caption. And thanks, it's appreciated.
comment on caption: So, after all these years and a hundred different versions, we now know definitively why the chicken crossed the road. [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Am I the only one who had to google 'biscuit game'? I'm such a sweet innocent girl you see!
comment on caption: The Rugby team had played the biscuit game on the slides, but had to shoot off before the Police arrived. [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Tracy I'd heard you were more of a Custard Cream, and a Jammy Dodger once a month.
Neil, I'm such a 'Nice' girl I have no idea what you mean!
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That's cool
2:01pm
comment on caption:
Another Chick In The Wall [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Children should be screened and not heard?
10:12pm
comment on caption:
Children should be partially seen and not heard [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Silly parents, It's obviously saying, I hate bloody melon.
12:46pm
comment on caption:
"Schlahbajfsdhreu... seereytdkgryutruiwogjkeu... schoomlvlgkfdlhkjyuiytee..."
"Oh my god Dan quick, I think she just said mummy!"
[Tommy FlashBangWallop]
I've been waiting for the sequel, 'Big Women'.
8:58am
comment on caption:
Almost 150 years on, and despite budget slashes, the relaunch of the lesser known sequel was a roaring success. [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Thanks for the note 12:17:25 No worries at all, these things happen. Good caption. And thanks, it's appreciated.
3:23pm
comment on caption:
So, after all these years and a hundred different versions, we now know definitively why the chicken crossed the road. [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Am I the only one who had to google 'biscuit game'? I'm such a sweet innocent girl you see!
1:35pm
comment on caption:
The Rugby team had played the biscuit game on the slides, but had to shoot off before the Police arrived. [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Tracy I'd heard you were more of a Custard Cream, and a Jammy Dodger once a month.
8:09am
comment on caption:
The Rugby team had played the biscuit game on the slides, but had to shoot off before the Police arrived. [Tommy FlashBangWallop]
Neil, I'm such a 'Nice' girl I have no idea what you mean!
9:29am
comment on caption:
The Rugby team had played the biscuit game on the slides, but had to shoot off before the Police arrived. [Tommy FlashBangWallop]