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Cock shore

21/08/19 7:20:14

She looks as high as a kite.

15/08/19 11:53:16

Cattle

11/08/19 7:00:25

With Trump in charge, let's just hope it doesn't go tits up.

28/07/19 11:13:38

The new bag from Channel

27/07/19 7:38:22

Drug traffic-ing

12/07/19 11:30:36

Last orders

11/06/19 19:05:18

The Lord is my shepherd

08/06/19 7:00:41

clever

"I asked for a power cut."

30/05/19 7:06:29

Pan's People

28/05/19 11:03:14

Sole-destroying

12/05/19 7:01:12

creative

When thrush gets out of hand..

19/04/19 7:01:49

Mavis enjoys a bit of needlework.

24/03/19 8:03:22

"...and behind me is Jabba the Shed."

23/03/19 8:10:09

Arm-y surplus

14/02/19 12:11:20

The bride looks swell.

19/01/19 8:06:12

Dancing on Spice

10/01/19 12:05:28

The Joker - Jackass Nicholson

08/01/19 20:00:21

Donna Kebab

05/01/19 20:20:42

Jesus regretted turning the water into wine.

24/12/18 12:00:28

I knew we'd get a boat picture to caption, schooner or later.

10/11/18 13:09:53

"What's the speedo limit?"

04/11/18 8:11:31

Prince Charles Spaniel

06/10/18 19:03:15

A practical joke.

18/09/18 8:13:54

Kermitty Meeting

03/09/18 19:00:12

I heard the place was petrel bombed.

18/06/18 11:01:12

To be honest, she was always highly strung.

16/06/18 8:24:50

I've already pulled the chain letters out.

04/06/18 19:12:38

This cruel trade needs highlighting.

31/05/18 19:37:27

clever

This is my masticating hand.

15/05/18 19:05:20

Harry Hill admits that drinking gives him violet tendencies.

24/04/18 19:17:18

Oars d'oeuvres

09/04/18 19:23:50

lol

And so the Princess married an electrician who finally got all the lights to work. Everybody loves a happy ending.

04/03/18 20:15:24

"The flight to London Heathrow is now boarding.."

06/02/18 20:24:59

clever

Tracksuit

04/02/18 9:19:16

"Surely you're baking in that?"

27/01/18 8:01:58

Colonel Mustard, on the beach, with the poisson.

25/01/18 8:21:07

"Sorry, you can't come in. Didn't you see the no Aintree sign?"

12/01/18 8:06:17

Another Twister addict roaming the streets.

24/12/17 8:01:31

"Yuk, my bollocks taste weird today".

23/11/17 12:04:14

This look is popular with the stars.

12/11/17 8:01:21

"Sorry.. there's no way I'm jumping through that".

26/09/17 7:16:05

Call the Midriff

20/09/17 11:05:04

He's welcome to tend my lady garden.

28/08/17 20:06:09

lol

A rousing Sleeping Beauty.

27/07/17 11:12:30

Gulliver buried his pet rabbit as best he could.

29/06/17 19:01:25

French Snooker Champion René O'Sullivan

11/06/17 11:01:05

He was dog-tired after cooking them all day.

11/06/17 7:24:25

Greengo Starr

17/05/17 11:12:56

Errol was already working on some new extensions.

07/05/17 7:19:31

It was Rag Week at Mike's University.

12/03/17 20:00:27

Coq au Cara-Vin

07/03/17 12:02:31

creative

Death by Chocolate

01/03/17 12:04:06

A day out at Hereford Races.

13/02/17 21:10:36

Sky Sports

17/01/17 20:01:01

Wormwood Shrubs

15/01/17 20:18:26

Jamal wasn't allowed out yet without his nanny.

15/01/17 12:00:13

Party Animal

05/01/17 12:05:00

The Cyclops family on holiday

02/01/17 12:02:03

Now the cast was removed, Emma wasn't convinced the NHS had set her friend's broken arm in a natural position

31/12/16 13:23:14

Buddha Fingers

29/12/16 12:14:17

Mod Cons

21/12/16 12:11:16

Well it's preferable to two in the bush

20/11/16 12:18:39

Vera would do anything to raise his organ

25/10/16 12:41:28

LMAO

15/10/16 7:00:49

Brands Hatched

16/10/24 11:04:27

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam."

31/07/24 19:04:44

🎵 Never gonna give you up 🎵

30/07/24 7:05:32

He takes after his Naan.

25/07/24 19:02:43

Hurry up, she wants her oats.

03/07/24 19:07:25

She had one in the oven, but everyone knew it was Papa John's.

29/06/24 7:28:47

The heavy petting came later.

21/06/24 19:14:34

I really wanted an electric one, but they charge too much.

31/05/24 7:14:42

Mewtant!

30/04/24 7:01:59

Her guilty pleasure.

23/04/24 19:00:33

Enjoy with some Snickers

07/04/24 7:03:46

Alice in Poundland.

02/04/24 19:18:31

"The winner gets a nice fresh lettuce, and the loser goes home with Glenn Close."

27/03/24 20:23:57

"Sure, I remember Woodstock and being surrounded by bitches"

17/03/24 12:11:20

Mathematicians play in the Long Division.

16/03/24 12:18:09

Dave on holiday in Madeira.

25/02/24 20:04:01

Peter Sutcliffe remarketed his jumpsuit as The Yorkshire Zipper.

20/02/24 20:04:09

A bargain for £10. That's not to be sniffed at.

12/02/24 20:37:20

Students celebrating Ragu week.

29/01/24 20:15:37

We will fight them on the breeches.

28/01/24 20:05:55

The world's biggest advent calendar takes some opening.

29/12/23 20:50:36

These agency workers are all the same. They hang around for days doing nothing and then disappear without trace.

29/11/23 8:26:57, edited: 29/11/23 9:47:51, suggested edits

Peggy in the middle.

24/11/23 8:05:43

"Thank you.. it's been a pleasure.."

20/10/23 19:24:41

He normally wears platform shoes.

18/10/23 19:16:58

Pick them while you can. The Italians are known to pinch them.

03/10/23 9:09:21

"Waiter, please could I have the bill?"

22/08/23 19:09:08

Sects & drugs & rock & roll

19/08/23 11:07:23

She got a good tan, but this was unfortunately the day they painted double yellow lines down the road.

28/07/23 7:21:31

She enjoys rambling incoherently.

17/05/23 19:00:29

"Excuse me, I need a pew"

06/05/23 7:02:47

lol

"We're looking for the pub that's popular with captioneers?"

"Oh, you need to take a right to the Bear Arms."

11/04/23 7:02:16, edited: 11/04/23 7:13:16

"This reminds me of an Elton John song."

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road?"

15/03/23 20:00:14

creative

Welcome to the Max Bygraves Memorial Garden

11/02/23 12:06:53

Escape from Aldi-traz

04/02/23 12:02:31