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Bury St Edmund
08/04/20 11:24:40
It's a steak out.
07/04/20 19:00:10
He's out cold.
06/04/20 19:00:20
It must be nice to go out and see new faeces.
31/03/20 19:07:17
Seagulls do their bit to keep people away from the coast.
30/03/20 19:13:18
The Borrowers love dancing on Gulliver's hairy legs.
17/03/20 20:04:24
Knight at the Opera
20/02/20 12:19:06
Poor girl has a price on her head.
15/02/20 13:50:24
Nappy Meal
11/02/20 8:05:26
Angry Birds
08/02/20 20:07:30
"Shush.. Child Benefit is now ĆĀ£20.70 per week!"
23/01/20 12:27:51
"Have I got to watch this sh*te for 90 minutes??"
21/01/20 20:29:22
That might ruffle a few feathers.
12/01/20 20:00:59
"I've had a Lidl accident."
09/01/20 8:01:02
"Hell.. that ping pong ball nearly had my eye out!"
03/01/20 20:13:54
"Dear John, long time no sea..."
30/12/19 20:01:48
Breast foot forward
28/12/19 20:02:18
Santa chills out on Xboxing Day.
21/12/19 8:38:44
Well, I was really after phone sex with a cougar.
09/12/19 8:09:39
I prefer your fir coat.
13/10/19 19:18:33
I suspect he's been groomed.
13/10/19 11:45:11
Such a beautiful outfit. Just a shame she's got club feet.
28/09/19 20:14:18
The cafĆĀ© owner is now behind bras.
20/09/19 7:08:02
Pulled pork
28/08/19 19:43:54
I love my pizzas loaded
24/08/19 19:10:02
You know when urine the wrong.
24/08/19 11:04:41
Purr-vert
19/08/19 7:29:07
Pet-rified
08/08/19 12:43:22
Hot Wheels
16/07/19 11:00:10
He's not as good without Peter, Paul & Mary
07/07/19 11:06:47
Dave couldn't wait to meet his old school chum Amos after the parade. They hadn't seen each other for more than 20 years.
03/07/19 11:06:53
"It's less painful having a Brazilian."
29/05/19 11:07:55
Berth defect
16/05/19 20:02:44
"Brrrr shut that door. Were you born in a barn?"
11/05/19 11:20:20
Marina seemed uncharacteristically cheerful seeing as she was on the ragu.
06/05/19 11:38:43
šµ Hey Judas šµ
09/04/19 19:07:46
Singer-pore
07/04/19 8:06:17
šµ It's raining men šµ
06/04/19 7:50:11
A sight for sore eyes.
28/02/19 8:00:38
"Anyone fancy a game of pool?"
27/02/19 20:08:40
'Allo Vera!
18/02/19 22:41:49
Anon Summers
07/02/19 12:10:31
He'd already cycled over a zebra crossing.
05/01/19 14:49:20
Why does everyone pose these days with their tongue out?
27/12/18 8:04:11
Meanwhile.. David had got a job in the Men's as a toilet roll holder.
13/12/18 20:27:18
"If he falls, dial 999 for a funambulance."
08/11/18 8:22:07
Australian rules football
06/11/18 20:21:10
The post is in the Czech
26/10/18 11:20:07
Zzz Cars
24/10/18 7:08:48
šµ One wants to break free šµ
20/10/18 19:00:48
Yule never walk alone.
14/10/18 19:01:06
"If you come back later, I'll show you a stool sample."
26/09/18 11:01:34
"Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening..""Shut up ET."
26/09/18 7:34:42
Always take an old bag shopping.
23/09/18 7:00:34
Found: One large prosthetic zebra leg
07/09/18 7:20:16
Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets
30/07/18 19:00:22
Which is bigger? There's not a vas deferens between them.
10/06/18 7:02:16
"Must be a newlywed.""How can you tell?""Down in the mouth."
08/06/18 8:07:31
He's used to a good floor ride.
29/05/18 19:19:48
That's the problem with the youth of today, no backbone.
19/04/18 11:19:18
Zoe decided to sit down after being stood up.
17/04/18 19:03:01
Trapezey jet
13/04/18 12:45:06
"They said they don't do liver"
17/03/18 12:23:14
"I'm gonna piss him off."
03/03/18 8:07:26
Beetle Drive
21/02/18 20:01:01
"It's check, mate"
21/02/18 8:21:54
I've just finished with my boyfriend. I had to let him down gently.
07/02/18 21:11:06
"Hmm... I just need a caption for a fat-arsed football playing cat, catching a tram to a Star Wars convention"
17/01/18 20:06:15
From an early age Diane Abbott has been seen hanging round trying to get into the cabinet.
15/01/18 13:00:34
Sabrina was a touch envious when Kelly did a mime of her new boyfriend.
09/01/18 12:38:27
Trap ease artiste
07/01/18 8:31:37
Boulingerie
06/01/18 20:00:40
Dustbin Hoffman
05/01/18 13:10:35
Maud was somewhat annoyed that the coil she had fitted in the 1950s was obviously no longer working.
19/12/17 12:01:04
Napoleon Bone-Apart
09/12/17 8:00:51
"Careful...someone's coming!""No, my breathing's always like this".
06/12/17 13:01:04
His victim suffered a slow and painful death
06/12/17 8:01:21
Robin Food
28/11/17 12:01:48
Snappy dressers
25/11/17 20:15:10
Adele Monte
25/11/17 12:00:10
Snow capped
24/11/17 20:01:42
"The Jackson 4? No boy band with a name like that will ever catch on".
23/11/17 8:28:54
That needs to be SORN off.
12/11/17 20:35:04
Irene Cara promotes her latest musical, "Fume".
28/10/17 8:08:35
"These low tightropes are great when you've got a fear of heights".
26/10/17 11:31:23
Endorsed by Her Majesty the Queen who suffers occasionally from an anus horribilus.
22/10/17 19:05:13
It wasn't much fun watching your best friend get stuffed.
08/09/17 19:22:38
I suspect bowel play.
02/09/17 13:20:56
It's obviously a Friendly match
02/09/17 7:39:57
He's a Deep Purrple fan
01/09/17 11:11:58
"Here's your order madam. Sorry about the weight".
31/08/17 19:07:18
I hope the Ken version is as well hung.
31/08/17 11:11:21
"78, 79, 80.. got to finish the pollen count.."
23/08/17 20:03:19
"It's ok, I'm insured with Indirect Line."
24/07/17 20:55:59
"How much is it to go up her?"
28/06/17 11:20:31
Looks like more Amazon deliveries.
25/06/17 11:05:56
WH Smith's has changed. I only wanted a copy of Caravanning Weekly and a stamp.
24/06/17 20:23:08
"What's that? They must be speaking in a local dalek".
17/06/17 19:08:58
They really need their roots doing.
30/05/17 11:14:13
One of the lesser known Houses of Parliament
24/05/17 14:10:31
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Fantastic! May your perforations continue to remain aligned.
comment on caption: "What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Great caption, well done Vanessa!
Congratulations Vanessa. Your caption's a hit!
Thank you all for the votes and lovely comments. I can see you're all DAB hands at these toilet puns. š
Vanessa you deserve a big box of Ex Lax chocolates.
Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa!
This was no bog-standard caption, Vanessa! Congratulations.
Well done Vanessa - really good captions again from you last month. And nice one for your donation too
Splendid caption Vanessa! hearing you'd won was like music to my rear.
It's the biggest (asp?) I've ever seen.
comment on caption: "Does my asp look big in this?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
Fantastic! May your perforations continue to remain aligned.
9:11am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Great caption, well done Vanessa!
9:56am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Congratulations Vanessa. Your caption's a hit!
11:00am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Thank you all for the votes and lovely comments. I can see you're all DAB hands at these toilet puns. š
11:18am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Vanessa you deserve a big box of Ex Lax chocolates.
11:44am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa!
11:49am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
This was no bog-standard caption, Vanessa! Congratulations.
1:43pm
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa - really good captions again from you last month. And nice one for your donation too
3:59pm
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Splendid caption Vanessa! hearing you'd won was like music to my rear.
6:31am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
It's the biggest (asp?) I've ever seen.
8:06am
comment on caption:
"Does my asp look big in this?" [Vanessa the Guesser]