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"Who had poached them?", she mused.

06/05/17 11:03:21

Bedding plants.

03/05/17 19:00:10

And cat nips are plants.

14/04/17 11:04:27

A drop in the ocean.

10/04/17 8:08:51

I tried to teach him as a child not to put his fingers in sockets.

26/03/17 11:08:22

Train furs soon to increase.

26/03/17 7:09:55

lol

Megadeaf

19/02/17 20:00:33

The Germans rushed down to place their towels out at 6.00 am sharp.

13/02/17 8:05:41

"Dad, are there rings around Uranus?"
"Yeah, it's that Aldi toilet paper".

09/02/17 20:33:52

Living on Zorro-ed time

22/01/17 12:00:19

Drastic measures were called for when arriving at The Jeremy Kyle Show. Dave had too many teeth.

21/01/17 20:07:27

"Let's get ready to crumble!"

17/01/17 12:01:00

Complete with built in smell checker

14/01/17 8:00:39

Go Cat really does what it says on the tin

11/01/17 8:03:53

Furry Gagarin

11/01/17 8:00:34

One of Vermeer's lesser known portraits, 'Girl with a Pearl Necklace'.

09/01/17 20:12:26

"Walkers!"

06/01/17 20:02:03

Babeycham

01/01/17 12:02:36

Forrest Bumps

13/12/16 12:05:52

Motoring Offence

09/12/16 8:15:41

Benny from Crossroads hasn't aged too well

08/12/16 8:25:36

Forrest Gramps

13/11/16 8:56:25

"I was thinking you could do with a stool".

06/11/16 8:10:56

When Snoopdog met Sheepdog

01/11/16 20:03:28

Everyone wondered who had got Velma pregnant.

"It wasn't me", sang Shaggy.

27/10/16 19:02:13

🎶 Brown girl in the ring..🎵

20/10/16 7:00:58

Bay of Jigs

18/10/16 11:42:00

Santa's Big Helper

16/10/16 19:02:33

Boreding School

09/10/16 7:09:02

He'd always been a pigeon fancier, but unfortunately in this case the feeling wasn't mutual.

23/09/16 20:05:07

He ain't heavy, he's my step-brother.

13/09/16 7:01:56

Deadly knight shave required

02/09/16 11:51:06

Cyco-path

24/08/16 19:01:19

Alternatively, you can order the slightly longer Clint Eastwood action pants for a few dollars more.

24/11/24 20:09:49

A young Prince Charles found that she didn't.

04/10/24 19:26:21

"Your mum has agreed to leave the landing light on."

01/08/24 19:20:17

Meanwhile in Roswell, seconds before being abducted...

"Cannot vote on your own caption. WTF?"

30/07/24 19:15:35

"Don't be embarrassed. I've seen a cockatoo in my time.."

23/07/24 7:21:07

🎵 My Fart Will Go On

19/07/24 7:02:02

He's growing on me.

07/07/24 7:04:21

The Karate Kids

22/06/24 19:01:11

Bonnie and Clyde

13/06/24 19:05:16

Nice girl but comes with a lot of baggage.

12/06/24 7:03:10

"Come on now, give them a big blow!"

30/05/24 19:20:17

Mittens had actually ordered German Shepherd's pie.

01/05/24 7:12:03

It took him a while, but he eventually got his feet under the table.

05/04/24 7:11:16

Police claim some evidence was a red herring.

02/04/24 7:03:50

"I'll give you a pound for them."

01/04/24 7:03:45

For those needing a pew, the toilet's next door.

31/03/24 8:26:43

Sadly, she never scored more than 8 out of 10.

30/03/24 20:09:19

Nyetflix

08/03/24 8:21:12, edited: 08/03/24 8:22:07

At Law School Sarah was training to become a barista.

26/02/24 20:27:07

Somebody call pesto control.

29/01/24 20:06:05

"Hey, press this and my bow tie will spin round."

06/01/24 8:07:28

Flatfooted.

29/12/23 8:13:28

Do you know someone who spends hours looking at flaps online?

09/12/23 8:08:54

"Sausages have gotten smaller.." complained the seagull.

25/11/23 8:06:54

Members of the Impotency Support group are relieved to find something that will keep them up all night.

14/10/23 19:10:42

This is my new boyfriend. I take him out once a fortnight, but he never comes at Christmas time.

10/10/23 7:07:29, edited: 10/10/23 7:14:53

Some people have no morels.

03/10/23 7:05:46

"Sorry, love. No hard feelings?"

10/09/23 19:07:31

"Now somebody told me that a woman can easily be seduced by playing a comb and tracing paper.."

09/09/23 19:02:36

Dave still liked to wear his late mother's merkin.

09/09/23 11:07:38

Escaped from prism.

06/09/23 19:03:00

Dave loves wearing Lady Gaga's underwear.

31/08/23 19:15:10

Luckily, it did get some use after Benjamin Button fell downstairs at the maternity hospital after a sex change operation.

25/08/23 7:12:35

Blood Brothers

11/08/23 7:19:44

It's really more hygienic for dogs to do their business outside.

09/08/23 7:04:17

Dave was lucky. He was nearly adopted by The Proclaimers.

08/08/23 19:25:22

I think it's had some kind of breakdown.

05/08/23 8:02:03

He's about to attempt a leap of faith.

01/08/23 19:26:37

"People are saying we're both pasta best."

18/07/23 7:05:53

"We're just popping down to the vets."

14/07/23 19:02:57

He's looking a little down. No pun Nintended.

05/07/23 7:07:48

Mittens doesn't look too keen about the cat flap I'm having fitted tomorrow.

25/06/23 19:26:29

At least one of them had a reasonable career singing the Go Compare adverts.

21/06/23 19:20:17

Not the tastiest of cakes but it fills a hole.

15/06/23 11:08:25

Grand National Service

30/05/23 21:00:41

Jesus - call yourself a carpenter?

28/05/23 19:03:06

"Thanks a bunch for the tip-off."

10/05/23 7:01:14

My Little Boney

06/03/23 20:02:15

A Bounty Hunter

15/02/23 8:00:15

Also, people whose genitals are being squeezed in a vice.

14/02/23 8:01:43

The Misadventures of Tom Soya

31/01/23 8:51:51

He's a canny lad.

27/01/23 20:18:24

So that's what you give a guy to keep him up all night.

05/01/23 20:00:23

Gold, frankincense and brrrrrrr

15/12/22 21:17:18

Save time in the mornings by going to bed fully dressed.

13/12/22 20:01:47

The Bridge on the River Kwasi

22/10/22 11:22:53

Queue for the vets.

14/09/22 7:20:36

Maria was disappointed until she discovered that he's a grower.

10/09/22 7:11:31

Quick - make an Esso S call!

13/08/22 11:02:25

I think he's about to have a shampoo.

03/08/22 11:39:12

"That'll be £10."

"Put it on my bill."

26/07/22 19:11:59

One of the Z Cars

24/07/22 11:00:12

Doesn't look like Turkey to me.

18/07/22 19:03:08

He just got pipped at the post.

04/06/22 11:00:08

"Do you mind? I'm just getting dressed."

27/05/22 7:00:47

"I don't want you to grow up plagued with guilt Tilly, but there's piranhas in this moat."

16/05/22 19:36:42

"Dad - wouldn't this would be more fun using the tennis rackets?"

16/05/22 19:11:35