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"Dad, are we having fun yet?"

12/07/21 19:11:06

World's thickest cat tries to work out his age.

10/07/21 19:03:02

"Why is that guy chucking them around?"

"He's the Percy Thrower."

29/06/21 7:02:19

Sea dog

09/06/21 19:16:51

That moment when you realise you've not put the recycling bin out.

08/06/21 19:03:31

🎵 You spin me right round, baby

04/06/21 19:24:02

He gave me a torrent of abuse

28/05/21 19:17:19

Click and collect available.

27/05/21 7:07:12

Dave was in trouble after openly admitting that he'd once been in the cubs.

23/05/21 7:00:43

I prefer birds who are goers.

21/05/21 7:01:23

Dirty Dancing

14/05/21 7:00:07

"I thought I'd be the host for a change."

12/05/21 7:00:18

"Don't smile, please."

09/05/21 19:18:34

"I opened the fridge and almost had a stroke."

08/05/21 7:23:03

"Get ready for sea, sun and hopefully a cockatoo."

01/05/21 7:09:01

A previously constipated ant shows off his enormous log.

30/04/21 7:00:53

Nobody puts a baby elephant in the corner.

29/04/21 19:01:25

I use Baby Bio.

28/04/21 11:02:58

That footwear looks totally unsuitable.

24/04/21 8:16:46

Palm son day

21/04/21 11:05:41

Wait till the baby starts scrawling.

16/04/21 19:17:59

Grammar Police find a large colon in anon's repertoire, barely used.

16/04/21 7:00:25

The Postwoman also wrings twice.

14/04/21 11:12:21

"I wanted pictures of Prince Charles!"

"I thought you said 'Prints of whales.'"

13/04/21 13:05:38

Guaranteed to be a number 2 hit.

13/04/21 7:01:43

"Ewwwww! SHAAAAARON!"

08/04/21 9:59:31

There's never a dike around when you need one.

30/03/21 19:30:23

Police are drafted in to investigate reported sightings of a bank in the high street. Both horses wanted to make a large deposit.

30/03/21 7:21:11

Another busy day at Tristan da Cunha's mail sorting office.

27/03/21 8:02:03

"Hey, get out of the whey!"

16/03/21 8:04:43

To be honest, bit disappointed with these topless birds.

15/03/21 20:01:25

"One or two are looking a bit green."

"Best not to mention skin colour.."

10/03/21 20:08:05

Shock and awwww

10/03/21 8:04:01

"There's no need to tell people I'm going through the change."

06/03/21 20:12:17

lol

Dave's waiting in the lobby.

05/03/21 8:27:13

"How many pounds did he weigh in at?"

27/02/21 20:09:20

My wife insisted on having a bird box in the garden. As a lover of tits, I concurred.

26/02/21 20:31:10

I do love a beautifully fragrant lady garden.

24/02/21 8:21:13

She shrubs up well.

24/02/21 8:07:55

"My pants are hot and smelly."

"Same here."

18/02/21 20:00:57

"Yes, but it is gluten free?" cooed the Trafalgar square.

15/02/21 8:34:34

Now that's what I call a wide birth.

10/02/21 20:00:33

"A shampoo and setter, please."

09/02/21 12:04:43

Also known as Jerk Chicken

08/02/21 12:02:44

Efforts to increase vaccines appear to be in vein.

05/02/21 8:10:14

She later complained of wringing in her ears.

03/02/21 12:04:59

"Don't you just hate it when people put their cox in your beer?"

30/01/21 8:00:22

"That's it, hands on head. Irish stew in the name of the law."

26/01/21 12:01:45

"I'm not really bothered that hairdressers are closed."

22/01/21 20:03:35

"These days I've got time to read Warren Peace."

22/01/21 12:07:48

"Don't forget your 1.00 pm Zoo meeting."

16/01/21 12:43:34

Ignorance is bliss

07/01/21 20:05:01

Who doesn't like to go out with a bang?

02/01/21 20:02:20

Said Chas.

30/12/20 8:47:43

"Please can I have my ball back?"

"No."

11/12/20 12:05:33

www.webuttanycar.com

07/12/20 20:44:18

The Wurzels were 'ere

03/12/20 20:00:27

"I'll name that tomb.."

02/12/20 20:10:56

Buttlins: kids go free

20/11/20 20:00:06

🎵 Did somebody say Just Eat? 🎵

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18/11/20 8:00:28

*Add to basket*

13/11/20 20:00:26

"Ben, I wouldn't kick her out of the flower bed."

07/11/20 12:37:50

Darjeeling's Mr Tea

04/11/20 12:00:37

CCTV in the 70s.

29/10/20 20:04:48

I've always loved watching The Ashes.

26/10/20 20:00:08

"At least we've stopped blubbering."

26/10/20 13:13:27

"He's weed everywhere."

16/10/20 19:04:11

I just love a bit of swing

03/10/20 11:06:39

Exorcising in the park

30/09/20 11:04:13

Parked outside the home of actress Minnie Driver.

25/09/20 15:26:38

A bad case of gingervitis.

20/09/20 19:37:53

UK Border Control

19/09/20 19:28:10

Who is that geyser?

05/09/20 7:10:06

"Now kids, pretend you're a letterbox. First class effort!"

04/09/20 19:21:48

Doggy style

04/09/20 12:07:16

Ex-dogwalker Janice was about to start a new chapter.

03/09/20 11:13:52

"Hey ladies, would you take a look at my ghoulies?"

29/08/20 7:00:52

The prize for the best blow up doll impersonator goes to..

28/08/20 12:02:27

🎵 I'm peeing on a lamppost ... 🎵

27/08/20 11:01:57

You need shampoo furlong hair.

26/08/20 11:04:09

"I'm ravenous" said the Jackdaw pretending to be a Raven or a Crow or a Rook or a big blackbird.

22/08/20 11:01:36

I think he wants me to sit on his face.

21/08/20 7:00:15

Always wear clean underwear and an invisibility scarf to hide your giraffe-like neck just in case you're ever involved in an accident.

18/08/20 19:13:07

They're growing on me.

14/08/20 19:06:10

You have to laugh at his little prick.

10/08/20 19:00:10

"You thought your grandad was 3,000 miles away. But no, Surprise, Surprise, we've flown him here to be with you tonight.."

07/08/20 12:28:13

There's gnome place like home.

02/08/20 7:28:42

That's not the ChipsAway place I recommended to you..

30/07/20 7:21:11

Cinderella insists her boyfriend is innocent.

28/07/20 19:01:13

Boris encourages all abductees to cycle to their destination (if possible). If not, don't.

23/07/20 19:42:50

New On The Game Barbie - comes without bra

21/07/20 19:41:57

I've been going out with this bird but she keeps giving me mixed messages.

19/07/20 7:03:18

If Paula Radcliffe kept bees....

16/07/20 19:13:10

The writing is on the wall.

16/07/20 11:51:21

He's just your average kind of pet.

15/07/20 7:03:14

Anyway, that's enough talk about periods.

09/07/20 19:23:55

Kids love playing 'Ryanair'.

"Wait over there for 2 hours and that'll be an extra £50 for the case."

08/07/20 19:23:31

"GO AWAY! Every other year you pester me for sex!"

05/07/20 19:09:13

He's shattered after 70 strokes.

02/07/20 19:06:11

When the cruise is cancelled but you decide to wear the tuxedo anyway.

02/07/20 11:14:02