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I'm sorry but life's no Picnic.

17/12/21 20:00:21

"She's no oil painting."

04/12/21 12:16:34

Top Gundog

03/12/21 20:02:16

As for their marriage, they've decided to call it a drey.

01/12/21 12:32:50

It was originally delivered to the wrong address but fortunately there was a happy ending.

30/11/21 20:02:51

I might give them a ring sometime.

15/11/21 20:12:32

Sadly six-packs often turn into barrels.

07/11/21 20:09:09

Some waitresses expect a tip.

03/11/21 8:04:14

"Mum! This cucumber smells funny.."

30/10/21 19:21:48

🎵 Ice ice baby 🎵

30/10/21 19:09:46

Piggy in the middle

27/10/21 19:00:50

Campers restrain weirdo found loitering within tent.

26/10/21 7:06:30

Coney Island

23/10/21 7:06:58

"Waiter - there's a hare in my food!"

23/10/21 7:04:27

Crèche course in swearing.

20/10/21 19:01:54

Now I understand the rubber knickers.

20/10/21 7:06:29

Luckily the driver knows a few short cuts.

13/10/21 11:23:41

Don't worry - We're sending William Chat-ner to the rescue.

12/10/21 4:22:51

"We need to get you to a doctor. You've got a terrible rash on your hands."

01/10/21 7:07:27

Another HGV driver accepts job offer in the UK.

28/09/21 19:01:12

Little Strummer Boy

22/09/21 19:15:52

Make friends, make friends, never never break friends

20/09/21 19:15:40

Mocha Do About Nothing

14/09/21 11:01:55

I met these two on a blind date. At least one of them genuinely likes long walks on the beach.

08/09/21 19:06:56

Eats shoots and leaves. Anon can stick the comma.

03/09/21 19:06:45

Despotty Time

16/08/21 19:41:21

"This is where I fell for your mother.."

14/08/21 11:05:10

"and you can tell that Humpty Dumpty - I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me.."

13/08/21 19:00:59

A Street Cat Named Sponge Bob

03/08/21 7:03:01

This was quite near spaghetti junction.

01/08/21 19:04:29

"One thinks one will have a meal for One."

28/07/21 11:38:04

He likes to Winalot.

19/07/21 19:02:10

There's a leak in the toilets so you'll need your waders.

14/07/21 7:01:38

"Dad, are we having fun yet?"

12/07/21 19:11:06

World's thickest cat tries to work out his age.

10/07/21 19:03:02

"Why is that guy chucking them around?"

"He's the Percy Thrower."

29/06/21 7:02:19

Sea dog

09/06/21 19:16:51

That moment when you realise you've not put the recycling bin out.

08/06/21 19:03:31

🎵 You spin me right round, baby

04/06/21 19:24:02

He gave me a torrent of abuse

28/05/21 19:17:19

Click and collect available.

27/05/21 7:07:12

Dave was in trouble after openly admitting that he'd once been in the cubs.

23/05/21 7:00:43

I prefer birds who are goers.

21/05/21 7:01:23

Dirty Dancing

14/05/21 7:00:07

"I thought I'd be the host for a change."

12/05/21 7:00:18

"Don't smile, please."

09/05/21 19:18:34

"I opened the fridge and almost had a stroke."

08/05/21 7:23:03

"Get ready for sea, sun and hopefully a cockatoo."

01/05/21 7:09:01

A previously constipated ant shows off his enormous log.

30/04/21 7:00:53

Nobody puts a baby elephant in the corner.

29/04/21 19:01:25

I use Baby Bio.

28/04/21 11:02:58

That footwear looks totally unsuitable.

24/04/21 8:16:46

Palm son day

21/04/21 11:05:41

Wait till the baby starts scrawling.

16/04/21 19:17:59

Grammar Police find a large colon in anon's repertoire, barely used.

16/04/21 7:00:25

The Postwoman also wrings twice.

14/04/21 11:12:21

"I wanted pictures of Prince Charles!"

"I thought you said 'Prints of whales.'"

13/04/21 13:05:38

Guaranteed to be a number 2 hit.

13/04/21 7:01:43

"Ewwwww! SHAAAAARON!"

08/04/21 9:59:31

There's never a dike around when you need one.

30/03/21 19:30:23

Police are drafted in to investigate reported sightings of a bank in the high street. Both horses wanted to make a large deposit.

30/03/21 7:21:11

Another busy day at Tristan da Cunha's mail sorting office.

27/03/21 8:02:03

"Hey, get out of the whey!"

16/03/21 8:04:43

To be honest, bit disappointed with these topless birds.

15/03/21 20:01:25

"One or two are looking a bit green."

"Best not to mention skin colour.."

10/03/21 20:08:05

Shock and awwww

10/03/21 8:04:01

"There's no need to tell people I'm going through the change."

06/03/21 20:12:17

lol

Dave's waiting in the lobby.

05/03/21 8:27:13

"How many pounds did he weigh in at?"

27/02/21 20:09:20

My wife insisted on having a bird box in the garden. As a lover of tits, I concurred.

26/02/21 20:31:10

I do love a beautifully fragrant lady garden.

24/02/21 8:21:13

She shrubs up well.

24/02/21 8:07:55

"My pants are hot and smelly."

"Same here."

18/02/21 20:00:57

"Yes, but it is gluten free?" cooed the Trafalgar square.

15/02/21 8:34:34

Now that's what I call a wide birth.

10/02/21 20:00:33

"A shampoo and setter, please."

09/02/21 12:04:43

Also known as Jerk Chicken

08/02/21 12:02:44

Efforts to increase vaccines appear to be in vein.

05/02/21 8:10:14

She later complained of wringing in her ears.

03/02/21 12:04:59

"Don't you just hate it when people put their cox in your beer?"

30/01/21 8:00:22

"That's it, hands on head. Irish stew in the name of the law."

26/01/21 12:01:45

"I'm not really bothered that hairdressers are closed."

22/01/21 20:03:35

"These days I've got time to read Warren Peace."

22/01/21 12:07:48

"Don't forget your 1.00 pm Zoo meeting."

16/01/21 12:43:34

Ignorance is bliss

07/01/21 20:05:01

Who doesn't like to go out with a bang?

02/01/21 20:02:20

Said Chas.

30/12/20 8:47:43

"Please can I have my ball back?"

"No."

11/12/20 12:05:33

www.webuttanycar.com

07/12/20 20:44:18

The Wurzels were 'ere

03/12/20 20:00:27

"I'll name that tomb.."

02/12/20 20:10:56

Buttlins: kids go free

20/11/20 20:00:06

🎵 Did somebody say Just Eat? 🎵

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18/11/20 8:00:28

*Add to basket*

13/11/20 20:00:26

"Ben, I wouldn't kick her out of the flower bed."

07/11/20 12:37:50

Darjeeling's Mr Tea

04/11/20 12:00:37

CCTV in the 70s.

29/10/20 20:04:48

I've always loved watching The Ashes.

26/10/20 20:00:08

"At least we've stopped blubbering."

26/10/20 13:13:27

"He's weed everywhere."

16/10/20 19:04:11