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Meet the Captioneers This week - JOHN GLOVER
11/11/23 8:21:04
"Ok, say cheese!""Woof, woof!""WAAAAAAHH!"
04/11/23 12:18:32
Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box
24/10/23 7:13:43
I actually wanted to see Mr Darcy in boxers.
20/10/23 7:38:01
Organ practice for beginners.
14/10/23 7:11:20
Dave was glad that nobody had outed him as the fairy.
03/10/23 19:22:37
The Junkie family keep dropping their needles.
03/10/23 19:19:43
"He looks like Richard Branson.""Well, Tina claims she was a Virgin."
16/09/23 11:25:10
Gladys liked matching accessories and chose this yellow bucket to complement her teeth.
06/09/23 7:35:10
"Is that you Paulie? Leave the wisecracks to me."
18/08/23 19:13:14
He usually wears a smart pair of chords.
08/08/23 7:02:32
I bet he's in the doghouse.
03/08/23 11:06:29
My boss asked me out, but I had to let him down gently.
02/08/23 7:04:15
Dave had only been a toddler himself when he'd started ringing the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
26/07/23 19:27:16
Young Dave was a tap dancer before he threw the towel in.
25/07/23 11:06:53
Luckily, a captioneer was on hand to pass the torch from the right to Bear's arms.
15/07/23 11:53:10
Get your titfers out for the lads
12/07/23 19:16:02
Mario doesn't look like a game boy today.
05/07/23 7:04:59
Frankie Dettori complained that the jumping dismount was too high.
04/07/23 15:03:58
Looking for something cool to wear after fighting in the Battle of Agincourt?
04/07/23 7:32:32
Unfortunately, they do come up Notoriously B.I.G.
04/07/23 7:26:02
I've packed my bag for the hospital. Doctors think it might be a bantam pregnancy.
30/06/23 19:34:28
That would explain the puppy dog eyes.
28/06/23 19:41:37
"Hello? Yes, I'd like to reserve a cloud, please. Do you take checks?"
28/06/23 11:21:39
Hell's Angels initiation test #1 - place coqs on barbeque.
28/06/23 7:21:01
Dave had no trouble with his joints.
24/06/23 11:08:49
"Please, just tell me where the three blind mice are?"
22/06/23 7:08:14
I love my uncle and auntie Depressant.
19/06/23 11:08:13
Looking for a petrel station.
18/06/23 7:39:57
Anyone for sloppy seconds?
15/06/23 12:12:46
I'm sure there will be a happy ending.
15/06/23 11:04:13
Does my carcass look big in this?
10/06/23 19:07:50
It's a shoot to kill speed policy.
09/06/23 7:02:07
I've bean several times this morning.
03/06/23 11:15:37
"If I show those pesky captioneers, they're sure to punnet!"
20/05/23 11:00:46
James enlists the help of his cat in the fight against puns.
16/05/23 7:00:30
Softly, softly, catch the monkey
10/05/23 7:12:25
It was time for the Tin Man to go home but I didn't have the heart to tell him.
09/05/23 19:05:38
After all that prosecco, she'll be lucky to get even a six inch ruler.
05/05/23 13:28:32
Thomas the tanked up engine
04/05/23 19:05:33
Ice box or chest freezer? You decide!
02/05/23 19:08:50
Game, set and scratch
01/05/23 19:00:33
"Fancy a game of hide and shriek?"
29/04/23 12:05:07
"Young Dave thinks he's a dishwasher.""Has he taken his tablet?"
26/04/23 11:49:38
Future Chancellors of the Exchequer have to start learning at a young age.
21/04/23 7:14:49
Come on down!
21/04/23 7:08:47
This is why overweight people shouldn't take up tap dancing.
13/04/23 19:00:10
I already sold mine to a dyslexic fisherman's friend.
08/04/23 7:03:33
Tufty was just returning from the cache and carry.
11/03/23 20:01:52
Great for listening to The Police.
04/03/23 20:06:33
Her drinking was getting worse, so I told her she was making a rod for her own back.
03/03/23 20:04:29
Riding pillion with Warwick Davis.
03/03/23 13:15:33
Nobody likes sloppy seconds.
02/03/23 20:12:51
I think I'll try the Mars Bar.
24/02/23 8:10:44
Stop giving me a hard thyme.
22/02/23 20:23:02
Join the Metropolitan Police today and claim your free gift!
22/02/23 8:00:58
I guess they'll come to terms with it.
21/02/23 8:20:20
Tina suddenly fancied a salad.
18/02/23 12:01:52
When there's too much beer, it's quite hard to get it up.
18/02/23 8:01:04
How she laughed when we put superglue on her earring.
17/02/23 20:05:20
Dave announced that he wanted to identify as Cinderella, so they gave him the slipper.
15/02/23 20:01:57
Indecisive walkers let Jimmy Choose.
10/02/23 8:02:34
Looks like a school uniform.
09/02/23 20:07:36
Root 66
08/02/23 12:37:45
Buy one, set one free.
04/02/23 12:06:57
That's a cruel trick to play on the rats at the end of those periscopes.
28/01/23 20:32:31
Fancy a crêpe, ladies?
28/01/23 20:15:28
After Comet went into administration, it was easy to pick up a cheap washing machine.
25/01/23 8:10:41
She's obviously no stranger to big plates of meat.
21/01/23 20:13:05
OnlyFangs
17/01/23 8:14:16
Mum went ape when she saw this.
15/01/23 20:02:42
Lottery winning squirrel buys luxury holiday home.
11/01/23 20:03:37
Marge was disqualified from the amateur fruit growers competition as her blueberry was going off.
10/01/23 8:04:54
His bark IS worse than his bite.
07/01/23 8:00:11
Do you like Dalmatians?
21/12/22 20:00:10
The snowflakes won't allow us the sexy bitch calendars anymore.
21/12/22 8:37:50
That pig in blanket looks burnt to me.
16/12/22 8:03:53
The Bounty Hunter
14/12/22 20:18:56
Looks like Elton John has a small piano to match his organ.
12/12/22 20:11:58
Mudder Teresa
30/11/22 8:00:13
You Havana laugh?
29/11/22 20:00:32
Baywatch
22/11/22 8:04:15
Petunia had tried having 5 a day but was now no longer able to stand erect.
12/11/22 12:05:27
On Adventure With Poppadom
10/11/22 20:39:13
Mocha Poo About Nothing
09/11/22 8:09:52
"Turn off the larva lamp, darling"
06/11/22 20:03:36
You spoil those ibexes.
04/11/22 20:06:19
Cowch potato
02/11/22 8:00:09
"Damn, I forgot my wallet. I'll have to put it on my tabby."
01/11/22 8:17:45
They never say no to a trip down Memory Lane.
27/10/22 19:32:09
Evri has successfully delivered your new ear.
26/10/22 11:00:46
"What did the dentist say?""I just need a filling."
21/10/22 19:06:05
They didn't see the dip in the road.
20/10/22 11:52:07
Camilla opts for a fairly plain crown.
14/10/22 7:02:48
Knowsley Safari Park's really going downhill.
13/10/22 19:47:00
Cross-dressers
06/10/22 19:38:32
Steve wouldn't mind but he'd never been able to lick his balls anyway.
30/09/22 7:03:38
The Big Bang Theory
24/09/22 19:00:19
"My glass is half empty.""You're such a moaner, Lisa."
16/09/22 19:09:02
Wimbledon't
06/09/22 19:00:19
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Fantastic! May your perforations continue to remain aligned.
comment on caption: "What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Great caption, well done Vanessa!
Congratulations Vanessa. Your caption's a hit!
Thank you all for the votes and lovely comments. I can see you're all DAB hands at these toilet puns. 😀
Vanessa you deserve a big box of Ex Lax chocolates.
Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa!
This was no bog-standard caption, Vanessa! Congratulations.
Well done Vanessa - really good captions again from you last month. And nice one for your donation too
Splendid caption Vanessa! hearing you'd won was like music to my rear.
It's the biggest (asp?) I've ever seen.
comment on caption: "Does my asp look big in this?" [Vanessa the Guesser]
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Fantastic! May your perforations continue to remain aligned.
9:11am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Great caption, well done Vanessa!
9:56am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Congratulations Vanessa. Your caption's a hit!
11:00am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Thank you all for the votes and lovely comments. I can see you're all DAB hands at these toilet puns. 😀
11:18am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Vanessa you deserve a big box of Ex Lax chocolates.
11:44am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa!
11:49am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
This was no bog-standard caption, Vanessa! Congratulations.
1:43pm
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa - really good captions again from you last month. And nice one for your donation too
3:59pm
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
Splendid caption Vanessa! hearing you'd won was like music to my rear.
6:31am
comment on caption:
"What's the frequency?" "Well, at least once a day." [Vanessa the Guesser]
It's the biggest (asp?) I've ever seen.
8:06am
comment on caption:
"Does my asp look big in this?" [Vanessa the Guesser]