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MGM downsize their studios.

06/11/19 20:01:17

Killer Queen

22/10/19 7:00:49

"What's your name?"
"Narnia business."

20/10/19 20:02:08

They're not to be sniffed at.

12/10/19 19:15:49

We all know it was Hymn.

27/09/19 11:37:19

One stroke too many.

15/08/19 19:09:17

"Mum, can I lick the bowl?"

22/07/19 11:32:32

"Oh, this must be the reverse cowboy position."

18/07/19 19:28:07

🎵 Onward Christian Soldiers 🎵

12/07/19 7:00:16

"I knew them sandwiches were off."

27/06/19 7:25:47

"On your marks, get set, gonads!"

13/06/19 7:00:37

He was usually caught red handed.

11/05/19 7:14:22

"Got the baton ready?" whispered Tonya.

07/05/19 7:24:41

clever

In a rush to watch the parade, Enid couldn't find her prosthetic legs so she improvised with some tiger bread baguettes.

06/05/19 7:47:29

lol

It's best not to run behind Paula Radcliffe.

11/03/19 20:02:22

"He just needs a little plaster."

12/02/19 8:00:11

He's always been a bit of a tosser.

28/01/19 8:00:10

This t-shirt is available in braille.

17/01/19 20:02:45

Fast food

31/12/18 12:07:42

Driving through Britain's pot holes.

20/12/18 20:15:12

creative

Since the death of his beloved pet caterpillar, Charles took it with him wherever he went.

18/12/18 8:04:27

clever x2

Larvae lamps

09/11/18 21:02:07

"I'm looking for my tank top."

23/10/18 19:15:49

This kind of art is too eye brow for me.

22/10/18 20:18:19

Mine needs a good iron.

02/10/18 19:00:40

Write up your street

08/09/18 19:12:34

Finger Food

27/08/18 11:28:00

"Wanna get plastered later?"

22/08/18 11:42:05

News flash: Michael Heseltine is really a smurf

08/08/18 19:11:50

Looks like a deathtrap

03/08/18 7:03:02

Teddy Kidd

21/07/18 19:21:26

"I did not have sex with that wombat"

18/07/18 19:40:59

"I'm glad you're back. I've really mythed you."

12/07/18 7:32:33

I'm just waiting for the sh*t to hit it.

10/07/18 19:12:33

"Ok, let's just watch the vehicles leaving the carwash and then decide which windscreens to shit on."

27/05/18 19:08:26

Chubby Checker

25/05/18 7:14:17

Blue bottles do tend to swarm around in hot weather.

28/03/18 7:51:15

Higher car

16/03/18 20:00:37

Neville was useless at working out square routes.

08/03/18 12:01:56

lol

May the farts be with you

05/03/18 12:19:31

Illumi-naughty

04/03/18 20:06:46

"This is just what the doctor ordered"

05/02/18 8:21:22

Jesus Christ our Savoury

26/12/17 12:01:09

Cox sucker

09/12/17 12:00:35

"Nice butt".

14/10/17 8:21:22

An audience with the Bee Gee Gees

29/09/17 19:20:27

It's my party and I'll look wry if I want to

16/09/17 12:52:20

Is he bipolaroid?

29/08/17 7:13:16

Warwick upon t'Weed

15/08/17 7:10:58

Nobody puts Swayze in a corner

16/07/17 7:02:47

Chillin' with my bitch

25/06/17 19:11:45

Sleepy Head

21/06/17 7:35:43

Book your annual ghetto-way today

25/05/17 7:06:59

Even the goldfish have paid their tab and left.

10/05/17 8:17:09

Can you do another carbonara copy please?

08/05/17 7:03:53

Crops and Robbers.

20/04/17 7:02:50

I'm a little constipated at the moment. I can only pass a few nuggets.

11/04/17 7:18:39

A rare photograph of Val Doonican's cremation.

23/03/17 8:03:12

I'd rather have a beehive.

21/03/17 20:04:25

Flopalong Cassidy

15/03/17 20:10:13

Jenny made an excellent drizzle cake.

04/03/17 8:01:25

Mike had a lot to learn about fly fishing.

28/02/17 12:12:23

"Has everyone round here got Tourette's?
"No, we really are tw*ts."

11/02/17 20:46:37

Pieces of hate

07/01/17 8:00:39

Bend and Jerry's

06/01/17 13:02:03

clever

Funky Dory

03/01/17 20:00:40

"I need the igloo again!"

25/12/16 20:56:42

Illegal Panda Trade

13/12/16 20:00:56

"I think it's tonsillitis again but let's see what develops".

21/11/16 8:02:18

Next stop, Little Snoring

27/08/16 11:33:59

"Darned tailgators!"

02/11/24 8:02:37

Gaelic bred

21/09/24 11:17:31

Suitable for ages snort to ten.

20/09/24 19:02:50

Febrezey rider

24/08/24 11:06:45

No wonder they called it the flea pit.

22/08/24 19:07:25

"I used to receive National Living Wage but.."

14/08/24 11:03:00

They've been friends for years, but the cracks are beginning to show.

15/07/24 11:01:50

Get out quick and no fannying around.

12/07/24 19:01:47

"I'm so glad I didn't have an extermination."

30/06/24 19:01:49

clever

*Sigh*. Just one Mr Wright would have done.

26/06/24 19:08:22

"Don't you just love these invisible maracas?"

22/06/24 19:11:06

"Order, order!"

"Ok, I'll have the spare ribs."

27/05/24 19:10:42

Multiple dump trucks are heading this way.

24/05/24 7:18:01

Meanwhile, irate drivers report yet more potty holes.

24/05/24 7:03:42

Sundae driver

18/05/24 7:31:15

Typical stag do. Left naked in a field, miles away from home.

27/04/24 19:10:01

"Senna? Yes, I took some before the race."

20/04/24 7:08:59

Try thinking outside the lunchbox.

13/04/24 7:08:12

On the hunt for cereal killers.

10/02/24 20:03:00

Dave only knows one way of making a woman wet.

02/11/23 20:20:52

Some people should be doing porridge.

30/10/23 20:19:37

🎵 I always feel like my oven's watching me 🎵

26/09/23 20:09:32

Photo bombing.

12/08/23 19:26:26

"Tracey in accounts keeps shitting everywhere. She needs more training."

09/08/23 7:17:00

You don't realise until you go through airport arrivals how many people are called 159.

16/06/23 19:06:18

Christmas Eve.

14/05/23 19:00:27

"Have you got any ID on you?"

"No, but I've been served herbivore."

13/05/23 19:31:10

clever

It started off as a small stool but just got bigger.

02/05/23 14:09:42

"Anyone for chilly sauce?"

12/04/23 19:01:53

"Hmm...strange. The satnav said bear left."

07/03/23 8:44:48