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	"... And don't get me started on my husband, a pain in the arse, he is." "More of a pain in the neck!" ... "... What are you, a bloody captioneer?" 17/09/20 19:02:26	1 3
Or anon captioneer? --Willie Johnson
	🎵 "I'm forever blowing bubbles" 🎵 "Who's Bubbles?" 14/09/20 19:00:54	3

	"It's been 18 months and now I have to slog though the mud all over again for those bloody captioneers?" 13/09/20 19:01:53	3

	Here come the corny puns.... 12/09/20 19:02:10	3


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What say we target that no pooping sign. --Willie Johnson

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	Yeh, I remember when MY roommate and I decided to watch our first porn film.... 22/07/20 19:02:38	1 3

	"You're right, Alfie. Cats can't swim." 12/07/20 19:00:06	3

	"Please, somebody, vote for my caption." 10/07/20 19:00:06	3


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	The Vampire Writes Black 09/07/20 19:00:26	3

	Some Lick at Height 06/07/20 19:00:10	3

	Jenny's favourite tattoo was the one that made it look like she was wearing a bra. 06/07/20 14:21:13	3


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What was his wife's name Flora? --Flo .

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But they still have a cross to bear. --Woofer 6

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	"Bloody hell, we picked the wrong track again." 27/05/20 19:16:52	3


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	"I've arranged them in the shape of the Plough," said the artist. "I'm calling the piece Arsa Major." 06/05/20 19:00:26	3

	Blah, blah, Uranus. 06/05/20 19:00:07	3


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	Day 25. The boredom is getting surreal. Today our random roleplay and sex toy mashup idea went horribly wrong when the missus drew "Office Manager" and "Sexy Baking". 17/04/20 19:01:02	3


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	Banana hammock? 29/03/20 19:00:11	3


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Shit. Thanks for the reminder. :-) --Glyn Evans
	"... But don't you think it just sends the wrong message to women, and to men, for that matter? I mean, the idea that each of us would let a man we've just met touch our buttocks in such an objectifying way, don't you think, Sarah?" "Just shut up, Laura, and pass the cocaine." 19/03/20 13:55:57	3


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	"Just one more month and I'll have a full Hitler." 16/03/20 16:39:25	3

	"I'm here for my mammal-gram." 13/03/20 20:00:06	3

	Atlas, drugged 07/03/20 20:00:37	3


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Maybe not Paul McCartney but I think Brad Pitt would be very tasty! --Karyn Harrison
	Instead of cow milk it's made with vegan milk. She was a bit reluctant at first.... 10/02/20 19:53:17	3

	('No seriously, HOW WILL I RECOGNISE YOU??!') 07/02/20 20:00:11	3

	"Can't we try a smaller toy?" I asked, but he stormed off without so much as a second glans. 31/01/20 20:03:54	3

	"I don't understand why that 'Chris Beach' keeps posting those weird comments on my Flickr photos," thought jenuine36. "I joined his Flickr group 'Feature your photo on Capti...', and I mindlessly post my photos to almost all of my groups, but as an American I feel it's my duty to never read instructions or think too hard about anything, so I'll just keep telling him to go away...." 25/01/20 14:59:10	1 3


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	"Ladies, stay away from Dave or he'll try to put his cock on ewe." 04/01/20 20:00:22	3

	"And on the right we see another beautiful cathedral... ON YOUR RIGHT, GENTLEMEN!!" 01/01/20 20:15:54	3


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	Those data charges will cost him an arm AND a leg. 30/11/19 20:04:48	3


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	By cloning himself Dobby could take turns working 1 day and taking 5 days off. 08/10/19 19:02:53	3

	'That'll do, Pink. That'll do.' 02/10/19 7:01:57	3


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Norway can you do that --Mr Dome

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	"John, get rid of this old thing and replace it with one of those new bags that look like a fish." 29/07/19 14:19:56	3


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	Clearly she's been enjoying his package, and he's been enjoying her box. 30/06/19 19:00:07	3


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	"Just wait 'til they see you... Who's the ugly duckling now? 25/04/19 19:00:37	3


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	"Take me home, Nigel, I don't think I'll be needing you in the bedroom any more." 18/03/19 20:01:57	3

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	Man's best Fred 20/01/19 18:03:32	3

	World War Two Fighter Pilates 20/01/19 8:24:37	3


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	"I don't know what she sees in him." "I hear he's hung like a horse." 16/12/18 17:31:17	3


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	"Where's MY billowing red skirt?" 05/06/18 19:03:09	1 3
Ha! ...Clever. --J Gaskill

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