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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go?
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03/10/22 19:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^)
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great.
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49 |
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24/06/23 19:10:37, edited: 24/06/23 19:11:48 |
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All her heirs.
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02/05/23 19:00:30 |
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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20/11/22 20:01:05, edited: 03/12/22 14:07:15 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better?
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11/06/20 19:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off.
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51 |
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01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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...and pigeon-toed.
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"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
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Salty!
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good.
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped
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Shallow we get out?
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man.
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"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09 |
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month.
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
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09/08/20 7:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits.
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Well done. The joke, not the movie.
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Can steroids stop you from seeing, hearing and talking bollocks?
If you take steroids and can't read this comment, then the answer is "no".
9:46pm
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She dumped him because of the Antibollocks-Steroids. [Crunchy Chords]
Next he'll be rallying up an army so that he can feel self assured with his paranoid delusions. Once that's done, these will suddenly appear everywhere on the market and he'll mysteriously make a lot of money as a result
8:20am
comment on caption:
"What a paranoid tw*t."
"He might be a nice enough guy. You can't judge a bloke by its covid."
[Crunchy Chords]
It's just a little pop up
11:58am
comment on caption:
Walking past Ladies' Lingerie often causes Dave to pitch a tent. [Crunchy Chords]
Nods to the houses at 20:00:06 and 20:00:11.
8:03pm
comment on caption:
Currently ranks #2 amongst
Places to Go in Sheffield. [Crunchy Chords]
It's a pretty a good caption as captions go but one wonders how the amplitude of the reaction might be greater, y'know, if some fore-thinking led to copious editing resulting in a caption that was, in fact, concise.
3:15am
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Promise? [Crunchy Chords]
LOL, yes Anon, and I suppose a lengthy treatise on the supposed undesirable appearances of the teetotallers followed by a conspicuous edit down to a single word might indeed provoke an amused response amongst our fine fellow humourists, but in the end it all comes down to the punchline and perhaps it's best to just get right to it, so... (holds down backspace key 17 seconds)
...No.
7:05am
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Promise? [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:53
8:03pm
comment on caption:
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is: You do not talk, speak, chat, blab, tattle, converse, gossip or communicate about Thesaurus Club.
[Crunchy Chords]
The helmet does nothing!
11:42pm
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Initial tests of the Iron Man suit were, "disappointing". [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:36
8:34pm
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"Hrarh! hhrrraaargh,
hrarh, wrharaar."
Translation:
Darling, could you bring us
another fifty razors? [Crunchy Chords]
"Is that impressionism or realism?"
Yes.
7:55pm
comment on caption:
"Is that impressionism
or realism?"
"Neither. Authoritarianism." [Crunchy Chords]