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27/09/22 19:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 5:21:37 |
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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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06/12/23 20:01:11 |
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go?
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03/10/22 19:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^)
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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05/11/19 8:01:50 |
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The suspect will not be released on bail, as he is considered a flight risk. 29/01/25 20:01:36 |
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15/08/24 19:02:08 |
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25/06/23 19:00:32, edited: 03/07/23 23:33:36 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 19:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great.
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49 |
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24/06/23 19:10:37, edited: 24/06/23 19:11:48 |
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All her heirs.
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02/05/23 19:00:30 |
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goopsie
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 7:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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27/02/19 20:01:35 |
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20/11/22 20:01:05, edited: 03/12/22 14:07:15 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 19:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better?
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11/06/20 19:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off.
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20/09/18 7:00:11 |
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08/08/18 19:03:17 |
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29/07/18 7:00:42 |
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51 |
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04/03/23 20:00:19 |
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01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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19/09/21 19:00:38 |
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23/10/19 19:04:37 |
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30/09/19 19:00:07 |
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09/03/19 20:00:12 |
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03/02/19 8:00:57 |
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10/08/18 19:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed.
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04/02/25 20:00:58 |
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"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27 |
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18/01/23 20:00:26 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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21/09/22 19:00:46, edited: 14/11/22 20:11:42 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
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26/07/22 19:20:47, edited: 05/08/22 0:14:36 |
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16/01/22 16:24:15 |
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05/02/19 8:00:26 |
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30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty!
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26/09/23 19:10:49 |
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08/05/23 20:30:59, edited: 05/06/23 14:50:23 |
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30/03/23 19:00:12, edited: 30/03/23 19:21:18 |
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30/09/22 19:00:13 |
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04/08/22 19:02:06 |
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16/11/21 20:00:20 |
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good.
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14/09/21 19:00:07 |
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped
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19/08/21 19:04:21 |
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Shallow we get out?
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03/09/20 7:00:20 |
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man.
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06/05/20 19:00:44 |
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"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09 |
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03/07/23 19:04:21, edited: 01/08/23 20:50:56 |
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month.
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23/09/22 19:07:02 |
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22/03/21 20:00:06 |
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
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09/08/20 7:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits.
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23/03/20 20:01:00 |
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Well done. The joke, not the movie.
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"Sean Connery said he enjoyed 10/10/19 19:02:10 |
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Nods to the houses at 20:00:06 and 20:00:11.
8:03pm
comment on caption:
Currently ranks #2 amongst
Places to Go in Sheffield. [Crunchy Chords]
It's a pretty a good caption as captions go but one wonders how the amplitude of the reaction might be greater, y'know, if some fore-thinking led to copious editing resulting in a caption that was, in fact, concise.
3:15am
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Promise? [Crunchy Chords]
LOL, yes Anon, and I suppose a lengthy treatise on the supposed undesirable appearances of the teetotallers followed by a conspicuous edit down to a single word might indeed provoke an amused response amongst our fine fellow humourists, but in the end it all comes down to the punchline and perhaps it's best to just get right to it, so... (holds down backspace key 17 seconds)
...No.
7:05am
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Promise? [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:53
8:03pm
comment on caption:
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is: You do not talk, speak, chat, blab, tattle, converse, gossip or communicate about Thesaurus Club.
[Crunchy Chords]
The helmet does nothing!
11:42pm
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Initial tests of the Iron Man suit were, "disappointing". [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:36
8:34pm
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"Hrarh! hhrrraaargh,
hrarh, wrharaar."
Translation:
Darling, could you bring us
another fifty razors? [Crunchy Chords]
"Is that impressionism or realism?"
Yes.
7:55pm
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"Is that impressionism
or realism?"
"Neither. Authoritarianism." [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:08
7:15pm
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"You have failed me for the last time, Kernel."
[Crunchy Chords]
"Those fucking terrorists, they're nearly as bad as the Empire. At least the terrorists including my radicalised son and daughter can go home and tell themselves that they've committed genocide against a bunch of factory created clones that wear suits so you can't see their faces so they're more easily depersonalised and easier to murder. The Empire looks you in the face when we kill you because we're bad ass...although I admit we do occasionally kill unarmed civilians with our blasters and giant laser...which is err, bad...actually that's very bad...OH, SHIT!! WHAT HAVE I TAKEN PART IN!?"
7:23pm
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My Death Star popcorn bowl was great until my imbecile son decided to "reach out with his feelings" and fire a torpedo into the bloody thing.
[Crunchy Chords]
"Oh, yes. We did design the suits and made them wear them, but even if we didn't they're all the same clones underneath so again they'd be easy to depersonalise and dispose of. We should really have a rethink about this design flaw as it probably explains why the Empire has been beaten so many times"
7:38pm
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My Death Star popcorn bowl was great until my imbecile son decided to "reach out with his feelings" and fire a torpedo into the bloody thing.
[Crunchy Chords]