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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords
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Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49 |
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All her heirs. --Tony S
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goopsie --Peter Houle
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans
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Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09 |
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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"I just wanna bee some body."
9:16am
comment on caption:
Beesome [Crunchy Chords]
The ate, full dead.
9:37pm
comment on caption:
The Wassailing Dead [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to the nearly simultaneous 20:00:10
8:01pm
comment on caption:
Price reduced for quick sail. [Crunchy Chords]
Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
8:04pm
comment on caption:
"Wait a minute...
these are rose-tinted!"
[Crunchy Chords]
Attention paparazzi ... no photos of Dev Patel, seriously.. he's not Priti
8:08pm
comment on caption:
Specs Pistils [Crunchy Chords]
A vote for getting this right. Billy Bevan, not Charlie Chaplin. He mightn't have been a major star, but he did appear in over 250 movies, and only 6 people in the history of the Academy Awards have appeared in more Best Movie winners than him.
9:02pm
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"That's me bruvva Billy,
always flirting wif the Bevan beauties." [Crunchy Chords]
Amen bro. It was getting on my last nerve, everyone parroting "Charlie, Charlie, Charlie." Some backsides need kicking, but I don't want to give myself a Charlie-horse.
10:44pm
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"That's me bruvva Billy,
always flirting wif the Bevan beauties." [Crunchy Chords]
I'm kind of with you there Mauris, but that mightn't be a good thing as I'm a bit of a pedantic prick when it comes to captioning. I always try to write, and hope to read, captions that fully match the details in a photo. But, obviously, this limits options. I think most Captioneers prefer not to let the absolute truth get in the way of a good caption, and who can blame them.
11:44pm
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"That's me bruvva Billy,
always flirting wif the Bevan beauties." [Crunchy Chords]
Your last sentence, seems to be the philosophy for most in life. Everything's relative. Which brings up the old joke. Einstein said time is relative, which is why, when your relatives visit, you have no time.
Perhaps I take the very slightest of umbrage with your term "good caption." As I suggest in my profile, many times the best one doesn't get the most votes. Noticing little stickers for "clever," "creative," etc. I'd love to have a gold medal sticker that can go into the captions where voting has ceased, to stamp "Should Have Scored Higher," on some of the absolutely brilliant original wits who were eclipsed by something so generic & derivative.
Arrgghh... Populism!
12:11am
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"That's me bruvva Billy,
always flirting wif the Bevan beauties." [Crunchy Chords]
how come it's called Cricket but there aren't any crickets, I love insects to feed my lizard. and how come the brits are turning their country into a 3rd world sh*thole but they blame it all on America?
8:27pm
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"If we call it 'football', how come
only one guy gets to kick it?"
"Same reason if we make a plan to
violently invade the Capitol Building,
only one guy gets away with it...This is America." [Crunchy Chords]