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Crunchy Chords

Enjoys candlelit dinners and long woks on the bleach.

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The One That Got Away

People's choice award for best runner up caption 2023

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			This Week				Last Week				All Time
	Quota		Added	Score	Rank		Added	Score	Rank		Added	Score	Rank
Caption	40		7	16	20		6	4	27		4,869	7,604	35
Photo	100		0	0			0	0			3	6	23
Comment	21		2	6	7		0	0			843	927	10
Suggested Edit	2		1	0			0	0			3	3	16
Forum Post			0	0			0	0			8	0

Voting Record

	This Week			Last Week			All Time
	Voted	Rank		Voted	Rank		Voted	Rank
Caption	23	18		23	16		24,541	7
Photo	0			3	10		2,566	8
Comment	13	4		4	3		2,318	4
Suggested Edit	0	0		0			23	4
Tip	0			0			1	4

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