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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords
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Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49 |
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All her heirs. --Tony S
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goopsie --Peter Houle
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans
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Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09 |
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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All my boners are, sadly, text-based these days.
7:52pm
comment on caption:
At least he died doing what he loved: sitting in front of his computer naked. [Crunchy Chords]
Not sure I can pun this it's too hard
9:08pm
comment on caption:
At least he died doing what he loved: sitting in front of his computer naked. [Crunchy Chords]
Come on now Mr. DoMe, I'm sure you can rise to the occasion.
12:45am
comment on caption:
At least he died doing what he loved: sitting in front of his computer naked. [Crunchy Chords]
nun, nun, nun-nun-nun...
7:06pm
comment on caption:
Duel of the Faiths [Crunchy Chords]
It's like you've seen inside my soul, Cap Auth
7:10pm
comment on caption:
"Two nuns battling with lightsabres
and one of them is young and pretty
but with eyes as black as the depths of hell
and make sure they both have their mouths
slightly open so people will write captions
that have dialogue and that tell a story
and are not just stupid puns. And...
Generate."
Bing A.I.: "... Are you okay, James?" [Crunchy Chords]
goopsie
8:29pm
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"Oh no, not again," thought Gwyneth Paltrow.
[Crunchy Chords]
Serves you right for marrying Dave, I dare say.
11:52pm
comment on caption:
Every time I push it up,
my husband smashes it down and says
"guac-a-mole!" [Crunchy Chords]
LOL. MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN' A...
7:04pm
comment on caption:
🎵 "... My fair lady!" 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]
All her heirs.
7:25pm
comment on caption:
"They can't do this to me!
I have a right to see my
five hundred grandchildren." [Crunchy Chords]
Can you really blame them, Dave, since that's how you've always let them in?
10:03pm
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Some of my boyfriends have been surprisingly disappointed when I've told them they can't come in my back door. [Crunchy Chords]