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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go?
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Cheers, anon! :^)
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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The suspect will not be released on bail, as he is considered a flight risk. 29/01/25 20:01:36 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great.
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49 |
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All her heirs.
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02/05/23 19:00:30 |
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goopsie
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 7:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better?
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11/06/20 19:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off.
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51 |
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01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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10/08/18 19:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed.
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"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
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30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty!
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good.
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped
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Shallow we get out?
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man.
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"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09 |
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month.
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
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09/08/20 7:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits.
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Well done. The joke, not the movie.
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nun, nun, nun-nun-nun...
7:06pm
comment on caption:
Duel of the Faiths [Crunchy Chords]
It's like you've seen inside my soul, Cap Auth
7:10pm
comment on caption:
"Two nuns battling with lightsabres
and one of them is young and pretty
but with eyes as black as the depths of hell
and make sure they both have their mouths
slightly open so people will write captions
that have dialogue and that tell a story
and are not just stupid puns. And...
Generate."
Bing A.I.: "... Are you okay, James?" [Crunchy Chords]
goopsie
8:29pm
comment on caption:
"Oh no, not again," thought Gwyneth Paltrow.
[Crunchy Chords]
Serves you right for marrying Dave, I dare say.
11:52pm
comment on caption:
Every time I push it up,
my husband smashes it down and says
"guac-a-mole!" [Crunchy Chords]
LOL. MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN' A...
7:04pm
comment on caption:
🎵 "... My fair lady!" 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]
All her heirs.
7:25pm
comment on caption:
"They can't do this to me!
I have a right to see my
five hundred grandchildren." [Crunchy Chords]
Can you really blame them, Dave, since that's how you've always let them in?
10:03pm
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Some of my boyfriends have been surprisingly disappointed when I've told them they can't come in my back door. [Crunchy Chords]
Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month.
6:23am
comment on caption:
"... And he just ran in whilst I was on
the phone, took off his clothes, put on
his tights and cape, and left!"
"You saw Superman naked?"
"Who said anything about Superman?" [Crunchy Chords]
(Trying to recall the name of the band.)
10:18pm
comment on caption:
🎵 Now you're just some Body that I used to gnaw. 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]
Gun-o-rear
7:10pm
comment on caption:
Deja spew: that strange feeling that you've had this explosive diarrhoea before. [Crunchy Chords]