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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords
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Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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The suspect will not be released on bail, as he is considered a flight risk. 29/01/25 20:01:36 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 19:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49 |
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All her heirs. --Tony S
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02/05/23 19:00:30 |
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goopsie --Peter Houle
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
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11/06/20 19:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51 |
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01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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10/08/18 19:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans
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Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09 |
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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email us
Nod to 10:00:34
11:08am
comment on caption:
'Well here's another fin mesh
you've gotten me into.' [Crunchy Chords]
Maybe Jenuine36 should just 86 it?
8:40pm
comment on caption:
"Right," thought Jenuine36, "I've got all the ingredients for a viral photo on Flickr: something cat-related, an inane platitude, fake sparkles.... I just hope Chris Beach doesn't cock it all up with one of his stupid captions...." [Crunchy Chords]
Maybe not Paul McCartney but I think Brad Pitt would be very tasty!
4:10pm
comment on caption:
Eating ground up cow
is disgusting enough.
I draw the line at
ground up vegetarian. [Crunchy Chords]
Well done. The joke, not the movie.
3:48pm
comment on caption:
She's a National Treasure [Crunchy Chords]
Shit. Thanks for the reminder.
12:38pm
comment on caption:
"No, I said that next Sunday
you'll need to move your CLOCKS up." [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:10, just saw it.
7:01pm
comment on caption:
"Why did I volunteer to collect Gulliver's sperm sample?"
[Crunchy Chords]
Past life success is not an indicator of having a caption with 20 votes.
8:45am
comment on caption:
I had felt invincible, like I could accomplish anything, so I decided to renovate the bedroom. Turns out that having a caption with 20 votes is not an indicator of future life success.
[Crunchy Chords]
Nods, of course, to 14:46:16 and caption.me/533267
2:13pm
comment on caption:
"Here's mud in your ear."
"... SORRY?" [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to the other skip jokes, especially Fri 20:20:20
3:01pm
comment on caption:
"When I told you to repaint all the
rooms but skip the kitchen..."
[Crunchy Chords]
"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"
Nod to Dire Straits.
7:09pm
comment on caption:
"We can never be together, my love, for
thou art a Capulet and I am a Montag-ewe." [Crunchy Chords]