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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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06/12/23 20:01:11 |
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go?
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03/10/22 19:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^)
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 19:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great.
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 7:04:12 |
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"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49 |
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All her heirs.
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02/05/23 19:00:30 |
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goopsie
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 7:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 19:00:09 |
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20/11/22 20:01:05, edited: 03/12/22 14:07:15 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better?
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11/06/20 19:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off.
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29/07/18 7:00:42 |
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51 |
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01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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10/08/18 19:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed.
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"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27 |
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
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30/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Salty!
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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08/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good.
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped
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Shallow we get out?
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man.
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"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09 |
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month.
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit.
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies.
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09/08/20 7:11:25 |
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it.
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits.
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Well done. The joke, not the movie.
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Love it. I'll give it a try! Thanks, anon.
9:06pm
comment on caption:
"This coffee tastes like cardboard."
"What did you expect? You asked for a flat white." [Crunchy Chords]
That's not Dave, that's Crazy Harry in disguise!
7:18pm
comment on caption:
Sunglasses and a weird beard were not enough
to distract people from Dave's Muppet eyes. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:17 four seconds earlier
7:14pm
comment on caption:
"Here at Facebook/Meta, we are all having
so much human fun, here is a picture of me
with other humans having much human fun." [Crunchy Chords]
Took me a while to get the meaning of this but once I did, it was worth a vote.
5:33pm
comment on caption:
. "It's George Senior and George Junior."
. "And the third one?" .
"Kate." . [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to Sun 20:00:07
11:21am
comment on caption:
"... And then he tried to screw my mouth!"
"Shocking!" [Crunchy Chords]
You're juicing that now 🤣
7:49pm
comment on caption:
🎵 I want to rind my bicycle 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]
Oh My Cod!
7:07pm
comment on caption:
. "I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale." .
. "Haddock?"
. "Mine." .
. "Salmon?"
. "Mine." .
. "And are the prawns
. yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish."
[Crunchy Chords]
"Haddock?"
"Mine."
"You haddock crap ton a while ago."
(*We're going to "Mine." this for all it's worth.)
7:27pm
comment on caption:
. "I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale." .
. "Haddock?"
. "Mine." .
. "Salmon?"
. "Mine." .
. "And are the prawns
. yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish."
[Crunchy Chords]
Groan
7:34pm
comment on caption:
. "I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale." .
. "Haddock?"
. "Mine." .
. "Salmon?"
. "Mine." .
. "And are the prawns
. yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish."
[Crunchy Chords]
It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you.
(* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?)
8:29pm
comment on caption:
. "I'd like to buy some cod fillets, please."
"No. The cod is mine. Not for sale." .
. "Haddock?"
. "Mine." .
. "Salmon?"
. "Mine." .
. "And are the prawns
. yours as well??"
"No. That would be shellfish."
[Crunchy Chords]