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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	413	633	#144
Photos
Comments	3	5	2	#105

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	95	#252
Photos	19	#107
Comments

captions comments received captioned photos

captions

	"No, John, i'm not happy, we're slowly drifting apart" 29/07/17 11:19:49	17

	She'd be better off using a sponge. 26/07/17 7:24:40	16

	"just six more miles to go, grandma... Grandma!?" 02/05/17 19:32:35	14

	creative clever Dairy-lei 20/07/17 19:48:10	13

	There's been a pile up. 10/07/17 8:15:34	12

	Bum steer 05/05/17 19:02:51	12

	My ex wife would love this bed... The cow! 03/05/17 19:05:11	12

	lol "cuff my cat yes but there was no need to stick a bone in his eye!" 28/04/17 14:48:02	12

	There's always some little prick spoils a good photo. 19/07/17 7:24:29	2 11

	clever It stops people walking along the carpets edges... It's called the road to no wear. 10/07/17 8:13:57	11

	Somebody weed the bed 03/05/17 19:02:13	11

	Slack russells 16/07/17 11:10:20	10

	Buck teeth. 19/06/17 13:31:33	10

	One track mind 02/06/17 7:46:56	10

	Water jugs 19/07/17 7:12:58	9

	Meet Eastern european james bond... Pierced Bosnian. 03/06/17 8:44:00	9

	Dave was trying to find out if he'd suit an afro. 21/05/17 11:40:25	8

	"Brenda, you've been staring at that bottle for over an hour" "Yeah I Know, it says concentrate on it" 17/05/17 7:52:10	1 8
Golden oldie but it made me laugh. :) --Pussy Galore
	"How many people have urinated against these doors?" thought Pish wary nan. 15/05/17 11:05:57	8

	Wreckcage 04/05/17 19:01:42	8

	"Who was at the door, love?" "I don't know, they keep knocking but when I answer theres nobody there" 03/05/17 11:20:39	8

	"The paint covers mastiff nipples" 16/07/17 11:02:09	7

	Porn on the fourth of July. 05/06/17 7:44:49	7

	The thin brew line 28/05/17 11:11:28	7

	Field of dreams. 03/05/17 19:43:56	7

	Bathroom sweet 26/07/17 7:22:13	6

	Dave enjoyed his schlong walks. 25/07/17 11:43:09	6

	Eric Cantonas retirement is not going well. 22/07/17 19:29:53	6

	Rollover lottery winner Jock Macdonald treats his wife to her first taste of luxury. 29/06/17 11:01:55	6

	"I hate working here it's a dump" 18/06/17 19:13:47	6

	Sanjay walking 23/05/17 20:04:02	6

	Disc jockey 16/05/17 11:44:54	6

	Angry bird 08/05/17 19:03:22	6

	It will be a nice flat when its finished. 04/05/17 12:05:02	6

	Icing in the shower too 26/07/17 7:32:50	5

	Titbull terriers 16/07/17 11:12:56	5

	Nurse sharks 15/07/17 11:56:24	5

	Sid cannot help but lie about the size of the fish he caught. 26/06/17 20:11:00	5

	She can only taiwan shoelace standing like that. 03/06/17 19:27:21	5

	"Thanks for carrying my tub of emulsion home, mate, that was a nice jester" 22/05/17 19:26:52	5

	Hells kitten 19/05/17 7:07:05	5

	"I think the dog needs a drink, honey" 13/05/17 7:09:25	5

	Don't ask the office junior to feed the photocopier. 08/05/17 7:01:19	5

	Chicken coupe 04/05/17 19:00:37	5

	'Poundland cement 99p per bag!' 04/05/17 11:51:20	5

	Worst siamese twins ever. 26/04/17 9:23:10	5

	Who let the dogs out!? 16/07/17 11:03:33	4

	Other products in Mr Napolis range include his snob ice cream and his snob cheese. 27/06/17 16:08:17	4

	The great Walls of China. 24/06/17 10:21:59	4

	Puss n' bots. 12/06/17 9:00:08	4

	The Kardashians make-up is on its way. 04/06/17 11:01:21	4

	Riseotto 28/05/17 9:01:08	4

	"Hi, is that the wizard of Oz?, I can bring your unicorn back this afternoon and i'll pick up my tomatoes and... What the f@ck are they burning?" 26/05/17 7:42:02	4

	Dump truck 21/05/17 19:00:48	4

	Xxx box 15/05/17 19:06:06	4

	Growing as an artist. 09/05/17 19:09:28	4

	"Who emptied this scan of spaghetti on here?" 08/05/17 7:03:30	4

	My dad says he wishes i'd stayed in the condom too. 26/04/17 22:01:29	4

	He must be a hull supporter. 22/07/17 13:05:06	3

	"Hi, can I have a bunch of daffodils please?" 22/07/17 7:15:32	3

	Mount Kilimanjaro is getting some repair work done. 11/06/17 19:27:37	3

	Meet the cast. 04/06/17 10:57:01	3

	Fool throttle 31/05/17 21:40:46	3

	Rare footage material. 24/05/17 19:00:48	3

	M@ernity 24/05/17 8:44:09	3

	twitter feed 24/05/17 8:22:18	3

	NeckerCHIEF 22/05/17 11:00:41	3

	Where's Walldo? 20/05/17 19:22:24	3

	Rhythm n' greens 17/05/17 11:01:51	3

	Live or die... Wattle it be? 08/05/17 19:06:09	3

	Penne and ink 08/05/17 7:01:54	3

	"wow, Dave, how did you overtake him so many times on this?" "well... My braces got caught in his door at the last petrol station" 05/05/17 11:06:39	3

	You'd probably get a draught in the back 04/05/17 19:06:35	3

	Roll me over in the clover. 03/05/17 19:09:07	3

	His balls mustang loose for this stunt 02/05/17 11:45:47	3

	Hull sucks! 13/04/17 8:41:35	3