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	Home on the Range 20/06/20 7:09:24	2 9
Range on the home. (*I'm sure they have a gas range in there.) --Willie Johnson
	OK, so during lockdown I'll admit to drinking more, but I seriously don't understand why everytime I throw up the wife has to make a song and dance about it! 06/06/20 19:00:19	9

	Dave, when I said make sure you back the favourite.... 01/02/20 12:00:16	9

	I'll tell you now we're having beef next year, that bloody Turkey took 9 hours to cook, it kept turning the gas off. 28/12/19 12:04:59	9

	That maybe but graffiti needs to be addressed. 17/12/19 8:06:00	9

	Please God, be a Christmas jumper. 08/12/19 8:53:13	9

	Eventually, after purchasing 57,457 issues of Model Railway magazine Dave was near to completing his very own Flying Scotsman. 07/12/19 15:32:17	9

	It's ever since that bloody policeman confiscated my frying pan... 05/12/19 8:00:21	9

	"No darling, what I actually said was please add garlic to the shank" 01/11/19 21:22:44	9

	DISPLAY MANNEQUINS FOR SALE "“ 90% OFF!!! 23/10/19 12:30:06	1 9

	"And that's the last bloody time you stain my windows!" 18/10/19 20:28:02	9

	"Would you look at that!! It's pouring outside" 05/10/19 11:00:08	9

	"Come on Smith, where the hell did you hide my green T Shirt??!!!" 21/08/19 19:36:59	9

	Archeologists discover Grimsby. Apparently, apart from Woolworths closing down and a few more charity shops nothing has changed for over 2000 years. 08/08/19 19:47:25	9

	Bugger, it's her shout 24/07/19 19:08:33	9

	When I said make yourself comfortable.... 08/07/19 19:11:48	9

	There's a first, the Green Party are a head 14/06/19 20:05:04	9

	She's usually a particularly well behaved guide dog, but when the bride assured Mark that she was down to a stunning size 12 for the big day Coco seemed somewhat amused 01/05/19 11:01:59	9

	French Police are being condemned for the over use of water cannons on demonstrators in Paris. 21/03/19 8:02:45	9

	"How will I recognise you?" 28/01/19 10:20:53	9

	clever Apparently he cut himself saving 12/01/19 19:05:28	9

	"So Tom, what do you think of your new Step Dad"? 17/10/18 11:00:25	9

	That bloody cop tried to stop me again last night, cheeky bugger shouted pullover! I haven't even finished his scarf yet. 15/08/18 12:28:50	9

	I'm beginning to seriously regret sending my daughter to bookkeeping classes. 30/06/18 8:02:27	9

	My wife has SO many pairs of shoes, she must have hundreds and thousands. 28/05/18 8:22:32	9

	Gillette recall their new 32 blade razor due to customer complaints 04/04/18 19:47:01	9

	clever Dead Sheeran 21/03/18 12:05:19	9

	Bugsy Alone 12/03/18 8:05:12	9

	When swimming with sharks one should always take precautions 10/03/18 8:11:23	9

	I immediately recognised the challenge of getting on with the in laws 29/01/18 8:07:02	9

	It's a Toy-ota 09/01/18 8:12:48	9

	Mad Maxine 23/12/17 13:17:44	9

	Kids, when I said why don't you paint daddy... 16/10/24 7:02:48	8

	Dave didn't want to grow a beard, he got roped into it. 27/09/24 7:03:07	8

	That's a Tall Order. 19/09/24 11:00:39	8

	"Hi officer, so what makes you think I could be carrying illegal immigrants?" 17/09/24 19:02:46, edited: 17/09/24 19:22:53	8

	Dancing On Slice 16/09/24 7:48:27	8

	The mounted police were never great at being traffic cops. 24/05/24 11:03:40	8

	Apparently, the number of cyclists going through the park is dropping off. 17/03/24 20:55:15, edited: 17/03/24 20:57:53	8

	Good for laying on 11/03/24 12:01:20	8

	"He certainly looks tired, I just hope he doesn't drop off" 06/03/24 12:03:26	8

	"Do you think there's life out there?" - "I bloody well hope so, there's none here in Grimsby" 16/01/24 13:47:42	8

	Prick and Mix 31/08/23 11:02:50	8

	Trump regrets stating he would like to be taken out by young women. 28/07/23 11:03:22	8

	Dave wasn’t taking any chances, he trained for weeks before leaving for Glastonbury. 23/06/23 11:16:45	8

	Apparently he used to be a get away driver until someone grassed him up... 01/06/23 19:14:00	8

	clever The Old Bay Whistle Test. 05/05/23 21:00:51	8

	Dave is well known for his photobomb antics, some of which are quite challenging. 27/04/23 11:01:03	8

	lol Family entertainment in Grimsby is pretty basic. 26/04/23 11:00:53	8

	“When I asked if you can play sweet child of mine……..” 22/03/23 12:01:08, edited: 22/03/23 12:43:13	8

	BREAKING: Man arrested for Slashing a horse. 18/03/23 13:36:37	8

	“Mate, getting in that will be a Triumph!” 02/02/23 12:02:45	1 8

	Have you been involved in an injury at work? Well it serves you bloody right!! 03/11/22 8:00:46, edited: 03/11/22 11:02:38	8

	Maggie’s now seriously regretting she didn’t go for the option of a pearl necklace. 04/10/22 11:00:11	1 8

	Whatever you do, be early for the interview they said.. 19/05/22 19:46:39	8

	Following 9/11 Bush took the threat of a bomb in the Subway extremely seriously. 10/05/22 19:00:47	8

	Tina was getting a load of weird looks until I told her to shorten the neck strap. 05/05/22 10:30:58	8

	Tom suddenly became suspicious of Dad hiding two Kinder Eggs in his shorts. 15/04/22 11:59:04	8

	"Excuse me Sir, I believe your dogs may have a serious case of worms" 09/03/22 8:00:08	8

	He wiped out his family. 12/11/21 8:23:36	8

	"It would seem you've got a camera stuck in there, I'm going to give you a good thump on your back and let's see what develops" 04/11/21 8:00:30	8

	Sadly this would be their final night. Dolly has plans for making a huge shepherd's pie in the morning. 26/10/21 19:00:30	8

	'Shell we pray?' 23/10/21 19:00:12	1 8
"Let us pray that the previous occupant doesn't come back looking for its shell." --Willie Johnson
	While Dave and Sue got round the baggage allowance they did incur some problems sitting under the overhead lockers. 22/10/21 7:03:23	8

	Darling, why don’t we just put out illuminated carved pumpkins like everyone else does? 18/10/21 11:04:02	8

	I assume I’m no longer favourite? 15/10/21 11:34:27	8

	Did you hear about Dave? He started his new job and got sacked on his first day. 28/09/21 11:00:18	8

	Hey, just call me Mr Nice Guy, my parents fiftieth wedding anniversary is a pretty special occasion so why not spoil them. 27/09/21 11:11:24	8

	Yes darling, it's a very big doggy, I just hope its owner picks up….. 21/09/21 11:04:13	8

	lol "TO EVERYONE LISTENING TO THIS RECORDING OF MY CALL 'FOR QUALITY AND TRAINING PERPOSES' GO AND WORK FOR A COMPANY WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!!!" 16/02/21 9:18:22	8

	clever December 2019 - "I predict that next year you will all have to stay at home apart from Thursday evenings when you will stand outside banging saucepans together and loo rolls will sell out everywhere" 12/11/20 12:25:54	8

	lol "Bugger! Just got to pop back for my mask" 25/10/20 21:56:55	8

	Poor thing, I found it dead on the beech. 19/10/20 19:10:59	1 8
I hope you didn't cry 3 musky tears when you found it --Ross Davidson
	Marley loves being a guide dog, this week he's showing tourists around the lake district. 05/10/20 11:00:29	8

	Alight refreshment. 27/09/20 11:20:25	8

	"Darling, don't you think that we should be a little concerned over Charlie spending most of his day posting his profile on adoption websites?" 02/09/20 7:22:34	8

	This represents our wedding day. As the evening progressed the toasts got worse and worse. 21/07/20 11:20:39	8

	Sure enough it did stunt their growth 08/07/20 7:00:14	8

	Dear Boss, It is with great regret that I need to inform you of my resignation. Please don't take this personally, I just feel working on a sewage farm isn't for me. 19/06/20 7:25:57	8

	lol Max became wealthy through gambling. He used to Winalot. 18/06/20 7:02:27	8

	lol "Wow Dave! You really have been missing your barber haven't you?!" 06/06/20 7:09:59	8

	Tiger Woods Birdie 04/06/20 11:00:25	8

	At least they'll be spared from seeing their film. 04/06/20 7:33:34	8

	Canned laughter. 26/05/20 7:59:09	8

	The interview didn't go too well, however Lee did take the up the offer of 'please take a seat' 23/05/20 9:01:46	8

	The doctor said it's the most serious case of rockjaw he's ever seen. 11/05/20 20:10:05	8

	He's a rock with a hard place. 21/04/20 7:00:39	8

	"While we are specialists in cosmetic surgery, unfortunately on this occasion you need to accept that you're old and ugly". 26/02/20 12:00:11	1 8
"Can I have a second opinion?""Sure, you're not very bright either." --Willie Johnson
	Thanks to that storm yesterday we finally managed to clear the house and got everything into the attic. 10/02/20 12:00:07	8

	I've had holidays like this. 08/02/20 20:05:23	8

	lol Crowds gather outside This Morning's ITV studios for a meet and greet with Philip Schofield. 07/02/20 20:00:17	2 8
Before they gopher a drink. --Dave Bryan
	Poor love, she's having some teething problems with the new vibrator. 01/02/20 20:19:56	8

	"Sorry, I couldn't eat another thing. May I have a doggy bag?" 08/01/20 20:00:13	8

	"I ended up having to sell it due to what I was getting to the mile" - "What was that? "Usually about 10 laughing fits, 6 what the fu*ks and 4 you tosser!" 04/01/20 10:13:33	8

	I recognise this look, it tends to occur daily, around 8 am, midday and 8 pm. 01/01/20 12:11:33	1 8
Or in my case, midnight, 4 am and midday. --Willie Johnson
	Merry Spliffmas 26/12/19 20:00:37	8

	The Frying Squad 04/12/19 8:00:07	8

	For using fowl language. 29/11/19 12:06:45	3 8
I feel like this would work better if you changed 'foul' to 'fowl'. --Karyn Harrison
	Come on Santa, I bought the last round. 14/11/19 21:24:07	8

	Unfortunately Julie Andrews survived and went on to make Mary Poppins 09/11/19 21:22:27	1 8