super vote: ( left this week)
"Our next song, 'Stairlift to Heaven'"
10/06/19 3:15:35
Unfortunately Churchill was dropped by Pepsi after testing positive for Coke.
28/06/22 22:26:11
"Your March driver is Mo, he enjoys talking about the weather, moaning about the news and overcharging you."
27/04/20 23:22:57
Wow, trick or treat has changed since I was a kid.
26/09/18 0:07:47
...Kind Regards. The EU.
21/03/20 4:32:54
The Toilet Zone
06/05/20 21:22:32
Apple grumble
24/01/19 20:05:03
Bay of Bengal
01/10/22 1:34:43
Giant flip-flops? I don't like the sound of those.
01/07/22 19:02:40
I'm not saying self-isolation is lowering my standards or anything, but i definitely would.
24/03/20 15:20:43
"My wife was right, yours is bigger than mine."
21/08/19 18:11:25
Hey! Watch where you're firing those ping pong balls.
01/03/19 21:08:19
They'll always remember their first smog.
29/11/22 2:03:57
"Take me home Dave. They can find someone else to ride that skateboard"
26/11/19 9:45:44
100m pub crawl.
17/11/19 8:28:53
You think that's impressive? You should see his buns.
09/04/19 0:32:57
"Beware, the sauce is strong with this one"
26/01/19 15:07:44
The High Sheriff
18/10/18 16:39:36
Grazed and confused.
21/11/19 8:18:40
Mile High Grub
26/11/22 11:30:12
"Aww, she's got her grandad's hair""Yeah I better give it back before he realises it's missing"
22/11/22 6:38:45, edited: 22/11/22 6:41:13
McDonald's Inc
18/12/21 21:27:33
I've heard he has a 'Very good boy' rating on Uber.
08/08/20 15:51:56
"If they ask, say you were driving and the cat came out of nowhere."
24/03/20 9:20:45
Man arrested for domestic abuse after hitting the bottle.
30/10/19 10:12:03
"we've run out of toilet paper, darn it!."
15/09/19 21:57:19
"What the hell is Goldilocks doing in our bed?"
13/07/19 13:43:47
Stiff drink
06/04/19 22:46:04
A square earth? That's ridiculous.Everyone knows it's flat.
23/02/19 13:24:17
Sole Food
31/12/18 21:29:17
Is there a window open in here? I can feel a giraffe.
02/10/18 12:36:13
Warburnton's
23/01/23 3:40:51
"Ruff day?"
09/12/22 10:37:08
Just Stop Oil protesters have now resorted to using Tipp-Ex.
26/10/22 11:57:30
Sean D. Lear
06/06/22 19:28:00
WARNING: HEAVY LOAD
01/12/21 5:33:06
¡sÉɯʇsıɹɥɔ ʎɹɹÇɯ
27/04/20 16:16:17
Behind that smile, Gary is desperately missing the football.
25/03/20 17:55:18
"Congratulations on your purchase of your new wife, instructions are included."
22/03/20 8:23:35
"That's disgusting,what kind of sick freak wants to read books?"
05/02/20 21:05:02
Visible panty line.
13/10/19 4:01:38
"Mummy, can i have one of those Vladimir Putin toys?"
08/10/19 23:42:38
Well, this sign is a pain in the neck isn't it?
02/09/19 13:46:32
Nan down.
19/08/19 23:22:53
"When do we tell him that he's adopted?"
11/09/18 21:52:01
As featured in 'Where?' magazine.
06/12/22 2:52:22
He's part of the WC Universe.
01/12/22 8:00:19
Aquastrian
22/11/22 8:36:47
"We only accept PrayPal"
18/06/22 17:34:15
"It's not perfect, one of them has a chip on his shoulder""Don't worry that'll be fixed in January."
18/11/20 17:18:41
Unfortunately they were too late, Yoga had been executed 2 hours earlier.
16/05/20 16:43:11
Adjust Do It.
26/10/19 10:50:04
I'm going to put this in a butty.
15/09/19 17:59:56
"i swear to you, i really am a Nigerian prince with 67 million pounds to give away."
10/09/19 14:43:41
"Put down the salad madam and come with me in an elderly fashion."
02/10/18 12:39:15
Man's best Freud.
22/09/18 20:39:34
Inspirational post.
27/10/22 12:36:41
Where's the plaque to go with it?
14/09/22 15:32:27
"Screw?""Not now, we've got to finish this first"
13/07/22 17:32:23
Yuri Ga-ga-rin
06/01/22 18:15:57
I'm never trusting Tinder again.
22/12/21 20:23:35
"What an Eiffel!"
25/08/20 19:54:10
Personally i don't see the lure.
13/05/20 13:43:29
CSI:Lilliput
28/04/20 23:01:41
"I bet John, Paul, George and Ringo never had this f*****g problem."
03/03/20 10:00:33
Gator aid.
29/02/20 15:00:31
Madonna's looking well.
17/12/19 12:15:12
He arrived in his U-Oeuf-O.
24/11/19 16:24:26
Crow: "Then the woman at the airport said to me 'any carry on?', then i said no thank you I've just eaten. Get it? Carry on sounds like carrion"Cat: "This is why i cant take you to parties"
02/09/19 13:51:51
Quick, step on it, they're on our trail.
22/07/19 8:17:18
The type of family that always gets labeled.
01/07/19 17:11:09
"Shorn the Sheep?""Not yet"
09/07/23 19:03:51
"Alexa, show an image of a blonde with balls in her mouth"
09/07/23 18:36:16
Bridle party.
06/04/23 15:45:29
Put the window up, I'm fresian.
04/04/23 16:12:24
Look at what I've just pulled.
29/11/22 16:47:29
Paw De France
24/11/22 20:05:15
SpudUWrite
27/10/22 8:16:12
Hopefully she doesn't write him a John Deere letter.
10/09/22 16:36:57
MISSING CAT:Responds to the name Lady. Any information please contact Mr De Burgh on number below.
02/07/22 13:57:17
The Mmmm25
24/06/22 16:42:59
Massive book sale.
18/06/22 18:08:15
Yes he's adopted, nobody wanted him because of way he looks. I guess nobody wants a ginger kid.
20/12/21 22:01:07
"I'm looking for a supplier for a big meal coming up, can you do it?"
02/12/21 9:20:55
The year 2041 and pubs are finally open.
24/01/21 17:37:57
This was the high point of his day.
21/05/20 15:22:52
Sundae Girl
27/01/20 19:06:29
"Where is the pastor anyway?""God knows"
08/11/19 0:05:46
If she spins any quicker we'll be able to see her snickers.
04/11/19 0:06:37
"I'll be right back, just going for a knit."
15/09/19 19:35:07
Day 27: I'm starting the think the cows have figured i'm not one of them.
20/08/19 23:31:00
Madame Tussauds unveiled their new Jeremy Clarkson waxwork today.
07/08/19 14:33:03
Hovis where the heart is.
30/07/19 16:00:33
"Alexa, show me a large plaice to stay in."
24/06/19 0:48:58
Toy Gory 3
09/06/19 3:27:10
"Loosen your grip Smurfette! He's turning blue!"
04/06/19 2:54:22
Optician: "Better with, or without?"Patient: "Definitely without"
28/02/19 15:35:05
Light headed
22/01/19 0:06:46
Road Tr.i.p
11/10/18 19:25:27
The result of Madame Tussauds budget cuts.
29/09/18 1:47:52
"Warning: Choking Hazard" or maybe: Warning: Joking Hazard.
comment on caption: "Congratulations on your purchase of your new wife, instructions are included." [Generic RedHead]
Doesn't matter what planet you're on, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some arsehole
comment on caption: The Toilet Zone [Generic RedHead]
Only failure.
comment on caption: Personally i don't see the lure. [Generic RedHead]
Uber dangerous.
comment on caption: I've heard he has a 'Very good boy' rating on Uber. [Generic RedHead]
You would too if it was Mason Verger and his cronies.
comment on caption: You'd look like that too if you had a Bounty on your head for a long time. [Generic RedHead]
It was cosponsored by a tattoo removal service, but their ad was removed without a trace.
comment on caption: McDonald's Inc [Generic RedHead]
It's a Tinder surprise. You pop it in your mouth and steel bolts spring out of both cheeks.
comment on caption: I'm never trusting Tinder again. [Generic RedHead]
I remember.
comment on caption: *This one is for Deadmau5, RIP buddy" [Generic RedHead]
The eyes have it!
comment on caption: Unfortunately Churchill was dropped by Pepsi after testing positive for Coke. [Generic RedHead]
This theme was used at 12:02:55 and 12:03:01, the latter of which especially deserves a nod.
comment on caption: Inspirational post. [Generic RedHead]
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"Warning: Choking Hazard" or maybe:
Warning: Joking Hazard.
8:46pm
comment on caption:
"Congratulations on your purchase of your new wife, instructions are included." [Generic RedHead]
Doesn't matter what planet you're on, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some arsehole
1:51pm
comment on caption:
The Toilet Zone [Generic RedHead]
Only failure.
2:14pm
comment on caption:
Personally i don't see the lure. [Generic RedHead]
Uber dangerous.
9:20am
comment on caption:
I've heard he has a 'Very good boy' rating on Uber. [Generic RedHead]
You would too if it was Mason Verger and his cronies.
8:41am
comment on caption:
You'd look like that too if you had a Bounty on your head for a long time. [Generic RedHead]
It was cosponsored by a tattoo removal service, but their ad was removed without a trace.
12:14am
comment on caption:
McDonald's Inc [Generic RedHead]
It's a Tinder surprise. You pop it in your mouth and steel bolts spring out of both cheeks.
8:35am
comment on caption:
I'm never trusting Tinder again. [Generic RedHead]
I remember.
3:06pm
comment on caption:
*This one is for Deadmau5, RIP buddy" [Generic RedHead]
The eyes have it!
6:33pm
comment on caption:
Unfortunately Churchill was dropped by Pepsi after testing positive for Coke. [Generic RedHead]
This theme was used at 12:02:55 and 12:03:01, the latter of which especially deserves a nod.
5:55pm
comment on caption:
Inspirational post. [Generic RedHead]