super vote: ( left this week)
"The official juice of Jehovah's witnesses"
25/08/18 21:53:58
Mat with one tea.
06/01/23 4:40:01
Glimpse of new artwork installed at Tory HQ.
02/12/22 10:29:58
Just don't ask where the candle is.
22/11/22 22:02:37
Scaled photo of Uncle Sam
25/10/22 11:05:29
Kevin's face lit up when he looked closer at the dashboard.
25/10/22 7:12:58
"Right, anyone else wanna object?"
02/10/22 5:59:59
Hog tired.
26/09/22 10:44:32
Harry wasn't entirely sure about his moustache, until it grew on him.
04/07/22 7:34:55
"Ok someone own up, who gave Banksy LSD?"
28/06/22 14:48:34
*This one is for Deadmau5, RIP buddy"
25/06/22 15:03:30
The winning omelette remained unbeaten.
23/06/22 15:19:26
🎶 Oh what a feeling, when you're hanging from the ceiling 🎶
06/06/22 19:07:41
"What do you mean there's a vacuum? You didn't mention that before we lifted off."
06/06/22 7:25:59
Puss in Moon Boots.
06/06/22 7:12:21
Be careful not to burn it.
28/05/22 21:30:35
"How do I get him to sleep?""Rocket"
06/01/22 18:12:13
You'd look like that too if you had a Bounty on your head for a long time.
17/12/21 21:31:15
I'm pretty sure they want to hold more than his hand.
15/12/21 6:00:44
"Hi, my name is Walt, I'm 42 and i like my relationships how I like my balloons, no strings attached. Looking forward to reading your messages.
23/11/21 0:15:36
Next up: Woman breaks up with partner after he refused to get rid of his Garfield collection.
22/06/21 23:51:10
"Room to let, very spacious. Furniture included. £2000 per month."
18/08/20 14:03:45
Thank god they changed from last year, the needles kept falling out and pricking people.
05/08/20 13:01:40
Stable relationship.
30/05/20 11:02:57
Corona Veras.
05/05/20 23:00:55
"Is this knot meant to be this loo....."
30/04/20 20:11:21
Whose clever idea was it to get Tarantino to direct the remake of 'The Snowman '?
07/04/20 3:23:51
Gran-child
14/03/20 15:54:08
This was a string quartet, until Mary and Charles decided to go on holiday to Italy.
11/03/20 0:13:52
"May not be suitable for lesbians"
01/03/20 9:21:04
Maybe the "Scream until your face goes red then pass out" competition wasn't such a good idea.
28/02/20 11:12:22
"We shall bite on the beaches..."
29/01/20 9:26:09
"Clean up in aisle 5!"
27/01/20 22:38:00
"Don't worry kids, he's just itching himself."
18/11/19 17:12:12
"and for my next trick i'll shall make these cards disappear"
28/09/19 23:04:53
"When i said i wanted the Britney Spears look, this is not what i had in mind."
18/09/19 18:39:23
Does anyone know any bodybuilders"‹?
12/09/19 16:49:10
Ah, the age old question, what came first, the chicken or the angry man punching the vending machine because his 50p won't work.
20/08/19 23:24:52
Barbie-Q
13/08/19 23:17:31
"New ears resolution, that's really good, have you thought about entering on caption.me?
08/08/19 14:04:06
Insects on the beach.
21/07/19 18:37:22
I only took it in to fixodent.
10/06/19 22:06:18
Donald Trump's new member of staff.
23/04/19 15:44:53
"As soon as Alice entered the rabbit hole, she knew she was in serious trouble."
21/04/19 0:28:57
"Don't worry darling I'm only on water tonight"
27/02/19 20:14:01
Heston Blumenthal has gone too far this time.
08/02/19 22:03:28
And Dave went on to fail his first aid course.
04/02/19 20:27:15
The face you make when your mum sews up your best ripped shirt.
13/09/18 15:38:14
"Mum! The handyman from Narnia is here again!"
12/09/18 11:46:18
Re-creation of a men's bathroom
23/08/18 11:32:10
Cow, spotted, in park.
16/08/18 23:46:59
"Look kids, Santa's coming!"
14/09/24 16:51:15
Ruffael Nadal
09/07/23 18:36:53
Dunk Music
30/03/23 19:51:30
"How did he get here?""Just drifted in"
22/03/23 10:42:08
I tried warning them that suites were bad for their health.
29/12/22 0:50:16
Bark board
29/10/22 19:02:01
🎶 The plane on the bus goes splutter, splutter, splutter.🎶
02/10/22 10:08:37
BURN THE MASKS!
26/09/22 3:30:56
"Could a Mr E.John please come to lost property, thank you."
06/08/22 3:29:35
"...then he knocked all the clothes over""That's awful""Yeah. It all unfolded before my eyes"
17/07/22 21:20:56
She's delighted that she got her Papa a new guinea.
27/06/22 21:12:22
"I think I should have specified what kind of service dog I needed"
27/06/22 17:28:58
Yes doctor, it feels like the spiky one.
25/06/22 19:59:23
The winner of 9 Granny Awards.
21/06/22 16:37:26
Kate Mess
27/12/21 15:45:25
That Photoshop attempt is awful, her boobs are definitely not that big.
11/12/21 18:03:57
Ham Frank
13/09/21 16:34:55
Insufficient balance
11/10/24 21:55:35
"Warning: Choking Hazard" or maybe: Warning: Joking Hazard.
comment on caption: "Congratulations on your purchase of your new wife, instructions are included." [Generic RedHead]
Doesn't matter what planet you're on, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some arsehole
comment on caption: The Toilet Zone [Generic RedHead]
Only failure.
comment on caption: Personally i don't see the lure. [Generic RedHead]
Uber dangerous.
comment on caption: I've heard he has a 'Very good boy' rating on Uber. [Generic RedHead]
You would too if it was Mason Verger and his cronies.
comment on caption: You'd look like that too if you had a Bounty on your head for a long time. [Generic RedHead]
It was cosponsored by a tattoo removal service, but their ad was removed without a trace.
comment on caption: McDonald's Inc [Generic RedHead]
It's a Tinder surprise. You pop it in your mouth and steel bolts spring out of both cheeks.
comment on caption: I'm never trusting Tinder again. [Generic RedHead]
I remember.
comment on caption: *This one is for Deadmau5, RIP buddy" [Generic RedHead]
The eyes have it!
comment on caption: Unfortunately Churchill was dropped by Pepsi after testing positive for Coke. [Generic RedHead]
This theme was used at 12:02:55 and 12:03:01, the latter of which especially deserves a nod.
comment on caption: Inspirational post. [Generic RedHead]
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"Warning: Choking Hazard" or maybe:
Warning: Joking Hazard.
8:46pm
comment on caption:
"Congratulations on your purchase of your new wife, instructions are included." [Generic RedHead]
Doesn't matter what planet you're on, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some arsehole
1:51pm
comment on caption:
The Toilet Zone [Generic RedHead]
Only failure.
2:14pm
comment on caption:
Personally i don't see the lure. [Generic RedHead]
Uber dangerous.
9:20am
comment on caption:
I've heard he has a 'Very good boy' rating on Uber. [Generic RedHead]
You would too if it was Mason Verger and his cronies.
8:41am
comment on caption:
You'd look like that too if you had a Bounty on your head for a long time. [Generic RedHead]
It was cosponsored by a tattoo removal service, but their ad was removed without a trace.
12:14am
comment on caption:
McDonald's Inc [Generic RedHead]
It's a Tinder surprise. You pop it in your mouth and steel bolts spring out of both cheeks.
8:35am
comment on caption:
I'm never trusting Tinder again. [Generic RedHead]
I remember.
3:06pm
comment on caption:
*This one is for Deadmau5, RIP buddy" [Generic RedHead]
The eyes have it!
6:33pm
comment on caption:
Unfortunately Churchill was dropped by Pepsi after testing positive for Coke. [Generic RedHead]
This theme was used at 12:02:55 and 12:03:01, the latter of which especially deserves a nod.
5:55pm
comment on caption:
Inspirational post. [Generic RedHead]