super vote: ( left this week)
Captcha: tick all boxes with a dog in it.
24/01/20 20:05:33
"Oops , me wife's gone overboard . Never mind , plenty more fish in the sea!"
14/09/19 21:34:32
Don't forget to gargoyle!
31/01/22 21:56:59
FFS Fiona! I thought I told you to get those flippin' Furbys spayed and neutered!
22/08/22 19:05:40
Bath vroom
29/06/19 20:57:34
"Your kid dressed like that for a reason?""Yes, it will be their first stay at the Savoy."
11/05/24 14:36:13
Willy recover, do you think?
28/12/21 15:56:15
"You'll neeeeeeever squawk alone..."
13/02/22 20:25:17
Snow Patrol
05/01/20 20:00:50
The sneers of a clown
17/09/19 20:48:16
The Fun Guy Convention 1,000,000 BC
12/05/19 15:32:09
"This beef tastes a bit rubbery..."
09/04/24 8:29:41
The obesity crisis has reached its climax .
10/08/19 13:37:51
Dodgy Merc(h)
30/07/22 19:02:08
I wonder what cup size they needed to measure the ingredients?
18/08/19 11:14:22
Cateoke
25/09/24 19:00:59
American Graffiti
25/03/23 19:27:15
So , what happens if Jan gets lost...?
11/03/23 9:35:23
Thomas decided against flying with Catty Pacific after all...
08/08/22 19:04:26
Root 66
07/04/22 15:50:41
"Easiest money I've ever made. Sold this 10 bedroom mansion to the gullible Emperor..."
19/03/22 19:28:07
The best ride bar nun!
10/11/19 20:01:37
The latest series of Where's Woolly books are the best baa none .
20/09/19 19:22:23
Pawplay.
19/08/19 8:36:22
Jingle Belles, Jingle Belles...
25/06/19 19:36:47
Just hangin' at the beach .
18/06/19 20:54:29
Love is all a round .
01/06/19 10:20:39
I've got a ladder in my nights !
23/05/19 20:56:42
Karma , Michael Fish , karma.
17/04/19 7:39:59
"Chalet butter these for you?"
01/09/24 7:19:25
The Wicker Man. Uncut edition.
17/08/24 13:49:03
"No sir, sorry, but proving that you can do Irish dancing doesn't entitle you to get into business class with Michael Flateley..."
26/05/24 12:29:02
"But Grommit, they're the wrong trousers!"
08/02/23 21:40:43
Floody Hell.
11/11/22 5:52:52
"There was this one time at band camp..."
18/10/22 19:05:04, edited: 18/10/22 19:22:15
Eunice in a unitard, unusually euphoric as her unicorn unites the universe in a unity of unilateral colour!
08/10/22 20:18:15
Here come the scammers again. This time though, they're not hawkers.
07/10/22 11:40:05
Scaregrows
01/10/22 18:38:38
"Okay, Tibbs, What show should we see next? We can cross Cats and Chess off the list.I know ...The Mousetrap!"
18/09/22 11:56:18, edited: 18/09/22 11:59:38
The Magic Circle are so exclusive, you need a manual just to get in the front door!
12/08/22 19:11:36
Labradrooldle
11/08/22 19:26:53, edited: 11/08/22 19:28:11
Washing liner
08/08/22 8:18:30
"You think this is torture? You should see the guy in the Polo!"
05/07/22 20:57:40
James was a man of many layers and some of them weren't that pretty!
18/06/22 8:35:43
No wonder Mowgli thought Balloo could talk!
06/06/22 15:41:23
Harry stopped his girlfriend in her tracks when he proposed.
01/05/22 4:21:39
"That'll teach you for choosing dare instead of telling the truth!"
08/04/22 8:40:29
King Midas was beginning to see the effects of what happened when everything he touched turned to gold. How on earth was he supposed to pick his nose now?
06/04/22 19:13:58
"Yes!! Guiness World Records, here we come! Smashed it... Reverse up to the top in 2 seconds. I taught you well!"
26/03/22 13:32:53
Lemon aid
20/02/22 8:28:10
No pussy to see here...
01/02/22 21:45:10
Noise cancelling headphones. Ideal for situations where your mother rings fifty times to add something to the shopping list!
29/01/22 21:25:09
James is way ahead of his time in preparation. In twenty years time, he plans to conquer Everest, but for now, acclimatising to the cold and steep climb will just have to do in the fridge.
30/10/21 20:49:13
Frozeback mountain
29/09/24 20:38:15
"Come to the make your own Brighton rock experience , they said and bring a partner. So, how do I get out of this sticky situation then?"
24/09/24 21:58:13
Knitters anonymous.
31/08/24 8:29:35
"So, how many pigeons are there Sid?""Er... I dunno!""Oh, you always said you were a great adder!"
20/08/24 19:52:09
"I'd do anything to attract Sal Monella!"
22/07/24 15:13:50
I now can't get that tune out of my head, so I have to give it a vote!
comment on caption: Jingle Belles, Jingle Belles... [Madeline Charlton]
Oh crap. When will I learn to read from the bottom up? Too late to retract my vote for the later similar caption, but a vote for yours too.
comment on caption: Captcha: tick all boxes with a dog in it. [Madeline Charlton]
Damn me too!!
...okay, tried it: ...didn't work.
What if she's ringing to add noise cancelling headphones to the list?
comment on caption: Noise cancelling headphones. Ideal for situations where your mother rings fifty times to add something to the shopping list! [Madeline Charlton]
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I now can't get that tune out of my head, so I have to give it a vote!
8:22pm
comment on caption:
Jingle Belles, Jingle Belles... [Madeline Charlton]
Oh crap. When will I learn to read from the bottom up? Too late to retract my vote for the later similar caption, but a vote for yours too.
9:09pm
comment on caption:
Captcha: tick all boxes with a dog in it. [Madeline Charlton]
Damn me too!!
9:16pm
comment on caption:
Captcha: tick all boxes with a dog in it. [Madeline Charlton]
...okay, tried it: ...didn't work.
11:36pm
comment on caption:
Captcha: tick all boxes with a dog in it. [Madeline Charlton]
What if she's ringing to add noise cancelling headphones to the list?
7:58am
comment on caption:
Noise cancelling headphones. Ideal for situations where your mother rings fifty times to add something to the shopping list! [Madeline Charlton]
🤣🤣🤣
8:59am
comment on caption:
Noise cancelling headphones. Ideal for situations where your mother rings fifty times to add something to the shopping list! [Madeline Charlton]