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25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned.
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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14 |
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Typo "meant", but nice caption :)
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There you go love now let mommy have a piss in peace 02/07/19 7:40:47 |
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22/01/19 8:00:08 |
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29/01/20 20:18:23 |
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A sting operation resulted in a successful police raid.
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19/12/19 12:15:54 |
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A Big nod to 12.00.14 I did not see it when I posted
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It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship 16/12/18 8:21:28 |
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Assault and Battery not included 14/11/21 20:18:37 |
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13/07/20 11:00:11 |
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The worst case of writers block I have ever seen. 06/07/19 11:22:11 |
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07/04/19 7:00:08 |
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10/03/19 20:02:20 |
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Bet he thought he would make a clean getaway 29/06/19 19:00:14 |
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Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?" 08/05/19 7:09:53 |
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11/01/21 8:28:02 |
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After a typing error Hundreds of key workers have gone into lookdown. 17/05/20 11:07:02 |
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"Look down." "Oh no, not again. I have my rights you know." (*trips over something in the road *)
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23/06/19 11:01:48 |
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Must be getting old, fifth time I've looked at this, just got it.
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13/05/19 19:19:22 |
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04/03/19 20:13:10 |
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The Garage did say it needed new pads 02/12/18 20:00:24 |
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08/03/21 20:00:08 |
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When you try recreating Lady and the Tramp using a spaghetti hoop. 10/09/20 11:44:08 |
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04/06/20 11:00:07 |
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25/08/19 7:00:06 |
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09/07/19 19:00:06 |
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For once Vlad is not the impaler 22/06/19 11:00:06 |
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16/01/19 20:00:18 |
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I know you are busy but it's just a quick survey. 11/01/19 8:24:28 |
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'are' busy
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28/12/18 12:00:14 |
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So basically its a mobile bike stand and I am asking £200,000 for 30% of the company. 19/12/21 20:17:33 |
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Cracking idea. I'm in.
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You will definitely have to go to A & E with a gash that big on your head madam. 18/12/21 9:24:07 |
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04/05/21 11:06:07 |
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30/04/20 11:28:09 |
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Whether you call it take away or takeout. Here's at least two restaurants that are open for business.
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28/12/19 9:07:41 |
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03/11/19 20:36:40 |
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That will have to go when he gets to big school 30/08/19 11:00:36 |
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08/08/19 19:00:06 |
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He just saw his wife with his bestfriend in cider 24/01/19 20:01:38 |
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10/02/21 12:00:07 |
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If eyes could eat, that would be gone by now.
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03/02/21 20:02:17 |
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12/01/21 20:24:08 |
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Your Ferrero Rocher Mr Gulliver 06/01/21 20:07:12 |
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The only mother in the UK who was hoping 20/12/20 12:09:43 |
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"strictier"? You mean I've been spelling it wrong all these years?
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03/08/20 11:13:54 |
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Donald Trump speaks to another sold out arena 13/07/20 19:00:06 |
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10/05/20 7:23:42 |
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Ethel's carer put a Tena on her.
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A you sure there is no toilet roll left. 28/03/20 8:25:16 |
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I've heard in Europe they use birdies instead.
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With weather like this it's just nice to be out. 07/02/20 20:19:21 |
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01/02/20 12:36:09 |
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16/10/19 19:00:06 |
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Dave was always first to spot the ice cream van 30/08/19 19:01:49 |
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Larry the cat after a month living with Boris. 22/08/19 7:36:12 |
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27/07/19 8:03:34 |
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The world guy diving championship 14/07/19 19:00:07 |
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Singer states he is more popular than the Beatles 07/07/19 11:00:07 |
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You could have at least trimmed your holly bush 26/04/19 19:06:49 |
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It's only Whack a Mole but I like it 17/04/19 19:16:43 |
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04/04/19 7:02:50 |
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23/01/19 12:00:06 |
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09/12/18 12:00:11 |
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Looks like he defeated the penguin. Also clubs viscounts wagon wheels and hobnobs. 21/10/18 9:19:59 |
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12/07/22 7:01:25 |
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So we worked out what road we will take so let's see who gets to Scotland first 18/04/21 11:18:06 |
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23/02/21 20:01:30 |
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Birds urged not to feed the passengers on budget cruises 31/12/20 22:04:02 |
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Around the world in eighty lays 19/11/20 8:07:10 |
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Jack really enjoyed his day out up the Beanstalk 13/08/20 19:04:40 |
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05/08/20 11:00:08 |
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19/07/20 19:02:23 |
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soldiers called in to break up protesters 30/06/20 19:00:07 |
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The stalk must have brought him. 22/04/20 11:55:51 |
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The gaffer always rides in the back 08/04/20 19:00:06 |
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Even drug addicts are panic buying 30/03/20 20:14:05 |
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He was placed last in this year's Gorbachev lookalike competition. 18/02/20 20:07:51 |
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The chandelier scene on Saudi Arabia fools and horses remake just wasn't the same. 16/02/20 20:09:13 |
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I think my food has been spiked 09/12/19 20:00:33 |
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01/04/19 7:23:13 |
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05/03/19 20:00:44 |
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01/02/19 20:04:09 |
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09/01/19 8:00:30 |
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20/12/18 8:00:08 |
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Somebody tell her the traffic lights are broken. 11/10/18 19:01:16 |
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When you said you could provide a bouncer for the evening 27/12/21 12:00:09 |
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It's fine, he's got a great rep as a dealer. Plenty of Hoppers and Downers for the punters.
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14/04/21 11:05:32 |
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Model caught sleeping with her biggest fan 31/01/21 12:00:08 |
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01/11/20 12:04:30 |
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That could get messy if he forgets to take the mask off first.
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20/09/20 11:00:07 |
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04/09/20 11:58:15 |
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Doctor Whof
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People in Scotland told to cut down to one Scotch egg a day 29/07/20 11:02:22 |
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21/06/20 19:00:46 |
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I refuse to be taken seriously. 02/04/20 7:08:51 |
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24/03/20 20:00:08 |
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Two exact captions posted one second apart, yet six captioneers only vote for this one. Seems very unfair to me.
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20/03/20 20:00:07 |
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Homeless man adamant lottery win won't change him. 02/03/20 20:05:15 |
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It must take ages to fill the bath 10/02/20 12:28:58 |
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Was caught with no trousers on in public 29/11/19 12:05:27 |
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Bugger North Korea did have nuclear weapons after all 26/07/19 19:01:12 |
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Good thing they were so small.
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09/07/19 11:08:32 |
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01/06/19 19:02:18 |
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If anyone can get through that window, Shere khan 18/05/19 7:04:35 |
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The flab and ravenous
4:06am
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The fat and the furious [Stu Dent]
Care to share other delights that are on the menu?
2:29pm
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And that's just for starters love [Stu Dent]
Spotted Dick for dessert
3:14pm
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And that's just for starters love [Stu Dent]
Oh, come on there's plenty more fish in the sea until a super trawler comes along
7:14am
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They come over here and steal our fish. [Stu Dent]
Oh really? I must have slept through it.
12:10am
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The narcolepsy society's Christmas party was a great success this year [Stu Dent]
Cracking idea. I'm in.
8:24pm
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So basically its a mobile bike stand and I am asking £200,000 for 30% of the company. [Stu Dent]
"How long before his ass gets tired?...I'm out."
3:04am
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So basically its a mobile bike stand and I am asking £200,000 for 30% of the company. [Stu Dent]
It's fine, he's got a great rep as a dealer. Plenty of Hoppers and Downers for the punters.
12:15pm
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When you said you could provide a bouncer for the evening [Stu Dent]
Santa only comes once a year & you were the lucky girl.
3:48pm
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I had it last year, off the office secret santa and I am just trying to pass it on. [Stu Dent]
She's a cracker.
4:28pm
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Have you met Michelle [Stu Dent]