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27/01/23 12:10:28 |
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Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. 25/08/24 19:04:54 |
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Put the Stella's away glyn --NotAsFunnyAsYourMum
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09/04/19 3:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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18/06/23 12:08:46 |
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Please, no matches in the forest. 17/10/24 19:11:47 |
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17/07/24 19:05:51 |
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18/03/24 20:02:12 |
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Anyone can parallel park, but only a master can isosceles park. 30/08/24 19:01:09, edited: 30/08/24 19:01:53 |
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27/09/23 19:04:37 |
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All she wanted was to have a nice picnic, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! 01/11/22 12:03:59 |
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Still laughing about this several months later. :) --Al Overy
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'One turkey and cheese, and step on it." 13/06/24 11:40:01 |
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Give us this day our doily bread. 04/02/24 20:04:02 |
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02/05/22 19:06:01 |
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Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending. --Al Overy
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Trump was right. They're eating cats. 12/09/24 11:02:18 |
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Star Trek: The Text Generation 30/07/24 19:02:46, edited: 30/07/24 19:03:23 |
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15/07/23 19:00:52, edited: 15/07/23 19:01:18 |
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05/07/22 11:05:38 |
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 19:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 11:14:48 |
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"Sorry Gilligan, but a red shirt is a red shirt." 21/11/24 20:00:40, edited: 21/11/24 20:00:55 |
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05/08/24 19:02:59 |
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29/05/24 19:00:44 |
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Police are searching for a blindfolded 5-year-old. 05/05/24 19:02:27, edited: 05/05/24 19:09:36 |
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23/04/24 19:00:31 |
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08/04/24 19:01:09 |
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28/03/24 20:09:45 |
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28/10/23 19:04:05 |
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27/05/23 21:03:20 |
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21/11/22 16:17:45 |
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19/08/21 12:41:14 |
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07/02/21 20:02:39 |
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19/08/24 7:05:39 |
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09/08/24 19:00:49 |
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14/07/24 19:01:50 |
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Many men died because they couldn't find it. 12/07/24 19:00:59 |
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23/03/24 20:29:03 |
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25/01/24 20:07:33, edited: 25/01/24 20:08:00 |
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Seems great at first, then gets used as coat rack. 30/12/23 20:02:45 |
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Just bung it over next to the exercise bike. If you can find it underneath all the clothes. --Karen Oakenfull
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02/10/23 19:00:41 |
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22/09/23 19:03:24 |
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Make me one with everything. --Brian Butterfield
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"They laugh now, but when someone needs a color pencil..." 25/07/23 19:05:40 |
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27/03/23 12:13:47 |
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12/03/23 20:08:19, edited: 12/03/23 20:16:12 |
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08/03/23 20:02:54 |
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"I wished for my bollocks back." 27/12/22 13:32:49, edited: 27/12/22 13:34:16 |
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Who says euthanasia can't be fun? 17/11/22 8:03:23 |
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19/10/22 19:07:37 |
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♫ ♬ ♩ There is... a mouse...in New Orleans...♫ ♬ ♩ 25/06/22 14:34:29 |
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31/07/20 13:48:12 |
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"Oh good. My eye drops have arrived." 18/11/24 12:02:20 |
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They just have to work out a few bugs. 22/09/24 19:04:37 |
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"All we need is a preacher from the Black Lagoon." 03/06/24 11:02:20 |
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21/03/24 20:02:06 |
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09/12/23 20:06:33 |
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"This bench in loving memory of all those suffering from OCD." 28/08/23 19:06:47 |
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10/07/23 19:03:07 |
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How old they will be when they pay off their student loans. 16/06/23 19:53:23 |
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Never bring a laser pointer to an axe fight. 15/04/23 19:13:15 |
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18/01/23 20:11:37, edited: 18/01/23 20:12:15 |
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02/11/22 20:06:09 |
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"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30 |
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05/01/22 20:01:08 |
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Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 7:38:21 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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Ben and Jerry don't talk about their sister. 01/01/24 20:14:54 |
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"Very funny, guys. Now put the ladder back." 19/09/23 19:17:48 |
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09/04/22 5:46:13 |
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But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21 |
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To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 20:05:24 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 19:18:35 |
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06/09/19 21:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 4:12:19 |
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30/10/24 20:01:50 |
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"I'll give you something to cry about!" 25/10/24 19:01:26 |
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I love a girl in a filmsy outfit. 19/09/24 19:00:40 |
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Take all your feelings and dreams and lock them in these airtight containers. 22/02/24 20:01:40 |
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"Just my luck, it's flush hour." 13/03/23 20:12:56 |
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"I found your contact, Mr. Gulliver." 21/02/23 20:05:05 |
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He wanted to be buried in his tank. 25/12/22 20:13:55 |
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10/11/22 12:04:37 |
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"But heads up... the women boxers in this country,
wear a top and a little bit of lipstick."
7:58pm
comment on caption:
Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. [Scrijjy Doo]
Why shouldn't men and women fight? Or even women be cleared for men's boxing?
There's this defeatist attitude that women will automatically lose if they'll fight a man or even someone who used to be.
Are the men scared that the women will mop the floor with them? 🤔
9:19pm
comment on caption:
Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. [Scrijjy Doo]
Put the Stella's away glyn
9:25pm
comment on caption:
Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. [Scrijjy Doo]
World Triathalon have nailed this. A Women's division for biological women only, and an Open division for anybody. Simple.
Anyhoo, this is slipping into politics: https://forum.caption.me/c/politics/17
9:33pm
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Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. [Scrijjy Doo]
James I appreciate you've tried to answer that and also provided something interesting.
I was only curious because these people are contenders, they're not in a relationship or married and knocking seven shades of shit out of one another. 😂
7:10am
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Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. [Scrijjy Doo]
The Open division is going to be brilliant- just imagine the size of some of these contenders! it will end up with just a gigantic pair of swinging arms and gloves on a big organic spring with two lazer beams for eyes. Or someone shaped like a roundabout with like seven big tits with fists on the ends, *ucking A#! I hope I live long enough to see that, I really do.
7:57am
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Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. [Scrijjy Doo]
At least there's the choice and contenders know what they're getting themselves into if they do opt for the open option.
I'm sure that these trained fighters will also fall into lightweight, middleweight and heavyweight categories.
I don't think they'd let a boxing match go ahead if it was the Rock vs Shirley
Temple (although neither of these people are boxers) 😂
11:14am
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Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. [Scrijjy Doo]
"well, there's this picture of 5 felines dressed in Scottish attire, and I'm kicking myself for not adding '5 out of 10 cats prefer whiskeys'"
11:37am
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"Tell me about this strange obsession with captions." [Scrijjy Doo]
That's Scary.
4:53pm
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Trump was right. They're eating cats. [Scrijjy Doo]
Out of this World, flavor.
7:28pm
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Ben & Jedi's [Scrijjy Doo]