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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan --Glyn Evans
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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Please go ahead. --Paul Gledhill
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"Bank job." --Al Overy
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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--Chris Beach
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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''there are some really awful people I'm afraid, who completely lack empathy and are narcissistic and focus only on their own needs without a care for others.''
OK, you've made your point. I'll increase my voting output.
9:26am
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Nothing is more fun than tormenting people with OCD. [James Lennox]
I hate to point this out but from that situation, the tormentors do care for others - the others in their self-assigned group.
It's a shame that things have culminated to that effect and that lady's business has gone to pot at the hands it would seem by people who feel threatened by her. I guess that they have decidedly lashed out at her to stamp out any progress she appears to have made. It appears they don't like the prospect of competition, so I would guess need to bring this lady to a comfortable level that they have chosen as her placing so they can feel more secure in themselves. Whether these tormentors are the primary factor in this lady's business venture failing is something I can't speculate on as I don't know the full situation.
One thing I do find with identity politics a lot of the time is that people seem to be pigeonholed as their condition, sexuality, identity etc first without considering the wider contexts of that person as a human being. There's detail but in one way depersonalisation as well. Btw, I understand in the context of revealing this information you were providing detail without obviously pinpointing who said individuals are in real life to respect privacy.
Yes, with identity politics etc these things are maybe a part of a person whether that person considers said identity to be a part of themselves and they have the right to chose whether they are identified as such or not.
It's funny how no identity politics were applied to the tormentors although I guess that they could be categorised similarly. I'm not being funny but I do find that when people refer to tormentors as such they usually gloss over detail - it's probably from one show of lack of empathy on their part another happens and the cycle continues. People usually shy away from negativity as survival instinct but it's still part of human nature.
I do find that folk can get defensive on both sides of the equation when it comes to identity politics, divisions rear their ugly head once more.
Making fun of who someone is can be a sign of respect. You're acknowledging some of their character traits and adding detail to their personality.
However if all you can do is stagnantly point out one thing again and again, that's when it becomes a dead label rather than someone who is complex, organic and most of all, alive!
6:02pm
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Nothing is more fun than tormenting people with OCD. [James Lennox]
Hey! Btw, increased voting output is nothing to do with altruism.
Knowing that I give out so many votes appeals to my narcissism. I also lack empathy which is why I don't expect anything in return, in the sense of me giving votes purely to get votes otherwise I'd empathise that as other people are getting a ton of votes then that means I deserve a load too.
3:23pm
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Nothing is more fun than tormenting people with OCD. [James Lennox]
"Life is sacred"
"...but don't some states have the death penalty?"
"Yes, but death row inmates made a choice"
"What you're saying is that women should give birth so their kids can then have the opportunity to grow up so they can then have the freedom to become child murderers in later life?"
"No, don't be silly. More children about doesn't mean there's more of a probability that there'd be more child murders"
4:03pm
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"Damn you, United States Supreme Court." [James Lennox]
The third triplet is taking the picture.
4:15pm
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"Where's dad?"
"On adventure with mum." [James Lennox]
Very creative!
7:26am
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Eventually, Death took on an apprentice, and traded in his scythe for a 10 HP rotary mower. [James Lennox]
Disney are really cutting corners with their live action remakes.
11:14am
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"Nah, that's rubbish," said Walt Disney. "Let's try dogs and spaghetti." [James Lennox]
Edited as phrasing was very similar to 12:00:10. Theme hasn't changed, but can revert to original version if you liked it better Paul W.
6:27pm
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"Wow, you really do have a big pinus." [James Lennox]
Love the name of the Tribe.
4:20pm
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This was the problem with the Mahunti-gathi tribe of deepest Peru. Half of them were hunters. Half of them were gatherers. None of them were mechanics. [James Lennox]
Ha ha, thanks Anon. Was tempted to go with "Cahunti-gathi" but thought there was already enough going on in the caption.
8:30pm
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This was the problem with the Mahunti-gathi tribe of deepest Peru. Half of them were hunters. Half of them were gatherers. None of them were mechanics. [James Lennox]