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17/07/22 20:21:09
Little urchin
29/09/20 7:05:19
The glass is always greener on the other side.
16/07/22 19:38:39
My dog's OK with that. He just needs a pee.
02/10/20 12:09:34
He reserved this table with a small deposit.
01/09/20 14:55:45
After years as a magician's assistant she found it hard to settle down.
26/08/20 20:11:58
Beelzebubba
27/09/20 19:40:09
Nelson's solemn.
15/09/20 11:07:16
Departure lounge
25/09/22 9:20:11
Soggy froggy
04/10/20 11:08:08
For someone who hates cats, this is wrong on so many levels.
03/10/20 7:09:18
Scorch on the rocks
27/09/20 12:07:05
They were drawn together.
22/09/20 20:04:59
Close friends get to call him TC
19/07/22 19:03:55
He's got his daddy's eyes.
30/09/20 19:28:56
At the end of his Riverdance career, Michael Flatley is released into the wild.
11/09/20 7:50:32
Poohibition.
02/09/20 19:30:06
Double-ducker
26/07/22 19:09:21
Legs a-leaven
24/07/22 9:33:12
"And don't forget to wash behind your ears."
11/10/20 8:33:20
That's very reasonable Mr Lecter. What's for breakfast?
05/10/20 7:40:21
Fifty smackers on the nose. Maybe a bet too.
30/09/20 8:04:17
A plush restaurant.
19/09/20 13:52:23
Friends in high places.
18/09/20 6:50:20
Dentistry is more interesting on a unicycle.
27/08/20 21:17:08
All these rules are such a drag.
31/07/22 19:11:22
Why the long face?I've got a horse dribbling on my head.
31/07/22 13:50:25
She works for peanuts.
30/07/22 11:11:39
A well balanced child.
04/10/20 19:04:02
You don't fool me with your kisses Mr Vet, I know what you do with those rubber gloves.
30/09/20 7:07:57
Sorry guys, the last bus for Oz left 10 minutes ago.
20/09/20 11:44:31
Great A-PPE
16/09/20 11:26:28
Acrobrat
04/10/20 19:51:26
The height of fashion.
22/09/20 7:19:18
The sunflower plantation suffered an invasion of old man's beard.
15/09/20 16:12:20
Racquel Squelch
13/09/20 19:47:52
BREAKING NEWS: Lilliput juice mine faces liquidation.
04/09/20 6:50:25
My spittle pony
31/07/22 14:37:33
One lump or two?
17/07/22 7:15:15
Man's best fiend
25/10/20 9:31:04
"I don't want to worry you Fred, but we're on the wrong side of this wall and the tide's coming in!"
12/10/20 9:26:04
Next time I'll get Mrs Giraffe to take the photo.
10/10/20 9:25:59
This game of rock paper scissors is never going to work.
09/10/20 17:06:04
Thumbelina
08/10/20 7:24:54
Driving Miss Dozy
07/10/20 20:28:45
High achiever
04/10/20 19:30:27
If Blue Peter did Glastonbury..
29/09/20 10:07:14
Moon with a view
24/09/20 9:35:35
Although they are triplets, one bears no resemblance.
19/09/20 12:48:42
True Grot
16/09/20 19:55:37
Pop tart
15/09/20 6:48:33
A game of bat and mouse.
12/09/20 11:03:23
This time next year Rodney we could be melonaires!
11/09/20 7:17:44
Their first date was a big hit. He fell for her at once.
06/09/20 13:28:17
Dogs, clean up after your humans.
02/09/20 19:06:33
Doggy in the window half price today.
25/08/20 9:39:02
The brains behind the mini budget find they haven't got a leg to stand on.
28/09/22 20:17:31
My pottery exam required a decorated jug. I failed my eye test too.
27/09/22 9:14:00
Pot belly
02/08/22 11:07:14
"Dear Satan, Oops! Dear Santa..."
22/07/22 7:48:20
The fog was a right pea-souper.
16/07/22 20:15:41
Just seen this. Pmsl 😂 Funny.
comment on caption: At the end of his Riverdance career, Michael Flatley is released into the wild. [Sheila Graham]
Fair enough, his daddy took his nose.
comment on caption: He's got his daddy's eyes. [Sheila Graham]
Providing it's with dignity...
comment on caption: Close friends get to call him TC [Sheila Graham]
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Just seen this. Pmsl 😂 Funny.
11:55pm
comment on caption:
At the end of his Riverdance career, Michael Flatley is released into the wild. [Sheila Graham]
Fair enough, his daddy took his nose.
9:01pm
comment on caption:
He's got his daddy's eyes. [Sheila Graham]
Providing it's with dignity...
9:35am
comment on caption:
Close friends get to call him TC [Sheila Graham]