clever x3

Unfortunately white doves are out of stock. Your order has been substituted.

17/07/22 20:21:09

Little urchin

29/09/20 7:05:19

The glass is always greener on the other side.

16/07/22 19:38:39

My dog's OK with that. He just needs a pee.

02/10/20 12:09:34

He reserved this table with a small deposit.

01/09/20 14:55:45

After years as a magician's assistant she found it hard to settle down.

26/08/20 20:11:58

Beelzebubba

27/09/20 19:40:09

Nelson's solemn.

15/09/20 11:07:16

clever

Departure lounge

25/09/22 9:20:11

Soggy froggy

04/10/20 11:08:08

For someone who hates cats, this is wrong on so many levels.

03/10/20 7:09:18

Scorch on the rocks

27/09/20 12:07:05

They were drawn together.

22/09/20 20:04:59

Close friends get to call him TC

19/07/22 19:03:55

He's got his daddy's eyes.

30/09/20 19:28:56

At the end of his Riverdance career, Michael Flatley is released into the wild.

11/09/20 7:50:32

Poohibition.

02/09/20 19:30:06

Double-ducker

26/07/22 19:09:21

Legs a-leaven

24/07/22 9:33:12

"And don't forget to wash behind your ears."

11/10/20 8:33:20

That's very reasonable Mr Lecter. What's for breakfast?

05/10/20 7:40:21

Fifty smackers on the nose. Maybe a bet too.

30/09/20 8:04:17

A plush restaurant.

19/09/20 13:52:23

Friends in high places.

18/09/20 6:50:20

Dentistry is more interesting on a unicycle.

27/08/20 21:17:08

All these rules are such a drag.

31/07/22 19:11:22

Why the long face?

I've got a horse dribbling on my head.

31/07/22 13:50:25

She works for peanuts.

30/07/22 11:11:39

A well balanced child.

04/10/20 19:04:02

clever

You don't fool me with your kisses Mr Vet, I know what you do with those rubber gloves.

30/09/20 7:07:57

Sorry guys, the last bus for Oz left 10 minutes ago.

20/09/20 11:44:31

Great A-PPE

16/09/20 11:26:28

Acrobrat

04/10/20 19:51:26

The height of fashion.

22/09/20 7:19:18

The sunflower plantation suffered an invasion of old man's beard.

15/09/20 16:12:20

Racquel Squelch

13/09/20 19:47:52

BREAKING NEWS: Lilliput juice mine faces liquidation.

04/09/20 6:50:25

My spittle pony

31/07/22 14:37:33

One lump or two?

17/07/22 7:15:15

Man's best fiend

25/10/20 9:31:04

"I don't want to worry you Fred, but we're on the wrong side of this wall and the tide's coming in!"

12/10/20 9:26:04

Next time I'll get Mrs Giraffe to take the photo.

10/10/20 9:25:59

This game of rock paper scissors is never going to work.

09/10/20 17:06:04

Thumbelina

08/10/20 7:24:54

Driving Miss Dozy

07/10/20 20:28:45

High achiever

04/10/20 19:30:27

If Blue Peter did Glastonbury..

29/09/20 10:07:14

Moon with a view

24/09/20 9:35:35

Although they are triplets, one bears no resemblance.

19/09/20 12:48:42

True Grot

16/09/20 19:55:37

Pop tart

15/09/20 6:48:33

A game of bat and mouse.

12/09/20 11:03:23

This time next year Rodney we could be melonaires!

11/09/20 7:17:44

Their first date was a big hit. He fell for her at once.

06/09/20 13:28:17

Dogs, clean up after your humans.

02/09/20 19:06:33

Doggy in the window half price today.

25/08/20 9:39:02

The brains behind the mini budget find they haven't got a leg to stand on.

28/09/22 20:17:31

My pottery exam required a decorated jug. I failed my eye test too.

27/09/22 9:14:00

Pot belly

02/08/22 11:07:14

"Dear Satan, Oops! Dear Santa..."

22/07/22 7:48:20

The fog was a right pea-souper.

16/07/22 20:15:41