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	Environmentalists examine car bun emissions. 29/06/21 11:01:09	1 15
Might have to get the muff-ler fixed. --Willie Johnson
	"Pretend you have a limp, Gemma Collins has just booked a riding lesson pass it on." 13/05/21 7:09:46	1 15
I'd pay to see her fall off a horse. --Ryan French
	Thank god we are out of lockdown and we can meet up and talk properly lol 10/05/21 7:02:08	15

	Thank you for pointing out the mistake on the ticket sir as a sign of our appreciation we would like to offer you a chance to purchase 2 bottles for just Â£1.90 06/03/21 8:03:41	1 15
100 ml is only 9.5p, but you can't purchase it. --Willie Johnson
	" ................... . ." It's a silent caption 03/02/21 20:13:30	5 15
Your best one yet! --Mauris Iocus
	lol Newcastle under 8s Swim team return after lockdown 19/01/21 8:01:39	1 15
You should see the under 8 boys' swim team --Mr Dome
	So how long will it be before her meal arrives. 17/11/24 20:11:04	14

	Put it down as a John Dough. 13/10/24 7:12:09	14

	We are out of stock. 15/09/24 11:14:10	14

	Playing games keeps their brains active yet no one noticed the tv was turned round. 10/08/24 11:10:48	14

	lol Do you remember when you got your 1st mobile phone ? 06/08/24 11:06:57	14

	My robot boyfriend doesn't get excited by sex anymore. Turn it off then see if you can turn it on again. 05/07/24 19:31:58, suggested edits	1 14
A rebooty call 😂 --Glyn Evans
	The wedding was amazing 12/11/23 12:02:15	1 14
Was the bride named Grace? --John Glover
	Can't beat November the 5th a bonfire with a hotdog. 05/11/23 20:12:54	14

	"Hurry up it's your move." ""I can't go." 03/11/23 20:04:21	14

	Match of the grey. 21/05/23 7:16:26	14

	Both have an annoying Harry on the flip side. 08/03/23 12:02:08	14

	Leap of Faith, Grace, Julie, Susan and Claire. 29/01/23 8:23:21	14

	lol Every time we have an argument she just needs time to simmer down. 05/01/23 8:23:40	14

	"Do you have my PIN? My nappy keeps falling down." 19/08/22 7:20:35, edited: 19/08/22 8:28:57	14

	I told you not to puts the whites in with the navy. 08/08/22 7:23:10, edited: 08/08/22 7:35:30	14

	When it's about 80 degrees you always end up in the pool. 26/07/22 11:03:42	14

	lol Dave wins least offensive MP of the week award. 03/07/22 11:08:56	14

	clever Constipation can cause a change to your ring tone. 24/05/22 11:07:20	14

	The way the owner described it I thought it would be a lot bigger 22/02/22 8:17:30	2 14
Maybe it's because of the cold water. --Willie Johnson
	"That's 3 days you have been there now lads , I really don't think those girls are coming back from the toilet." 09/02/22 8:16:09	14

	You spoil that maggot. 23/06/21 11:08:56	14

	"Don't be stupid of course I'm not blind I'm just looking after it for the ref." 25/05/21 7:11:35	14

	"I'll be back in a minute I'm just taking the bat for a walk." 11/05/21 19:05:19	14

	Hello Mr Wolf can you tell the 3rd little pig we are going to be late with his delivery 09/04/21 7:10:58	14

	creative clever That's my last drop off Noah you will have to send someone else back to pick up the Dodos 10/02/21 20:22:57	14

	It's always awkward when you meet the mother in law for the 1st time. 09/11/24 12:00:54	13

	And they said having a drive through coffee shop on the 5th floor wouldn't work. 19/09/24 11:01:31	13

	creative "I'll make a deal with you . You can have your veil back when you return my football." 17/06/24 7:39:03	1 13

	We have a gift from the Trojan LGBTQ community. 05/05/24 7:10:01, edited: 05/05/24 7:12:43	1 13

	I could do that but I don't wish to blow my own trumpet. 21/04/24 11:10:20	13

	Can everyone please evacuate the pool while someone clears the floater. 24/02/24 8:06:24	13

	"I would like to change my statement and say Prince Andrew did nothing inappropriate with my granddaughter." 09/11/23 12:41:52	13

	I can't wear my oak boots I got acorn. 24/08/23 11:10:45	13

	There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do . So she sold up and bought herself 2 mobile homes. 05/08/23 11:31:31	13

	I got it at a flea market. 12/06/23 12:29:42	13

	Supermarket sweep. 10/06/23 7:17:59	13

	"Have you painted daffodils on the headlights?" "No they require bulbs." 22/02/23 12:15:13	13

	Looks like he's had an art attack. 04/01/23 8:12:20	13

	I took up writing captions 10 years ago to fund building my new house . 07/12/22 20:18:08, edited: 07/12/22 20:25:43	13

	Farmula 1 racing 14/09/22 7:15:57	13

	lol "Look on the bright side, you're not pregnant." 30/08/22 11:05:20	13

	Stealing these badges is a sign of a misspelt youth. 30/07/22 19:55:14	13

	Man City have fallen on hard times. 18/06/22 11:04:21	13

	I thought nothing could be worse than going shopping with mum and then I went with Gran. 29/04/22 11:01:35	13

	It's a tangled mess but the Chinese refuse to have a fork in the road. 28/04/22 11:02:36	13

	lol If you think those dogs are weird you should see the rabbit my wife got from Ann Summers. 02/04/22 7:19:13	13

	clever "Mist me." 06/03/22 12:07:48	13

	Pickit line. 28/02/22 20:03:32	13

	lol Even his blow up doll mocks him about how big her last owner was. 29/07/21 11:14:14	13

	"Who is that leaving with the village bike?" 15/06/21 19:04:34	13

	Further evidence of global warming as more Polar Bears suffering from sun burn. 20/05/21 7:08:41	13

	clever The last time he pretended to be injured they brought on the stretcher , he's not done it since. 15/05/21 7:01:35	13

	We came straight from the bridal shower. 26/04/21 19:20:20	1 13
Remarkable that their hair is dry already. --Willie Johnson
	I think those matching gold chain necklaces we got for each other are a bit heavy. 09/04/21 11:14:04	13

	Always check the dimensions when buying a model Taj Mahal on Ebay. 03/04/21 19:39:25	13

	I told you a swim would help his constipation. 05/03/21 20:26:33	13

	So what do you think my A level results will be now Sir? 26/02/21 8:00:54	13

	I know the kitten thinks I'm it's adopted mum but I had to stop the breast feeding somehow. 30/09/24 11:03:36	12

	Bloody hell did no one think to bring a bottle opener. 20/09/24 7:04:27	12

	lol The relationship was fine until I suggested adding a sidecar to make it interesting . 18/09/24 7:19:27	12

	Even spaghetti gets up and runs away to the sound of a child playing 3 blind mice on the recorder. 16/09/24 19:04:38	12

	The reason Nellie ran off to the circus was because she had a chequered past. 18/07/24 11:07:18	12

	Dave was seconds away from blowing the world's largest bubble gum bubble then ...pop. 28/04/24 19:11:30	12

	"Bloody hell Moses I said lead the Jews to the promised land." 13/04/24 11:07:46	12

	"How long have I got Dr ?" "According to the box 2 to 4 years." 31/03/24 19:25:24	12

	"If I eat this every day will it help me live longer? " "No but it will feel like it." 07/03/24 12:06:46	12

	Teletubbies cast told to put costumes back on as they are scaring the kids. 06/10/23 13:00:31	12

	Dave would bend over backwards to keep everyone in the office happy but was too spineless to make those tough decisions. 02/08/23 7:07:12	12

	"I think you've been in Pantomime too long Jack." 11/06/23 11:07:54	12

	"You know by the year 2023 you won't be able to have this many in a car and even passengers will have to wear a seat belt." "Shut up Rishi." 20/01/23 12:11:58	12

	We wrapped him up warm as we thought it was just a mild cold but he went down hill fast. 27/07/22 11:02:25	12

	Looking at the xray the doctor says it's gang-green. 16/07/22 19:29:58	12

	Keep your eyes off my butt. 09/07/22 7:15:14	1 12
I'm confused. Should it be "your", "you're", or "ypur"?EDIT: Now the caption has been edited my comment makes no sense, but it probably made no sense anyway ;) --James Lennox
	For failing to stop properly at the junction I was pulled over by the grammar police. 08/07/22 7:17:05	12

	WC Field mouse. 02/07/22 19:05:17	12

	"I'm sorry Dave but I've been having an affair with James he's got a giant peach." 07/05/22 11:14:59	12

	Has this been digitally enhanced? 13/03/22 8:03:51	12

	When he went bankrupt he stood on the edge of the cliff and tossed himself off. 17/02/22 12:13:09	12

	clever "He says the chair is uncomfortable and can he have the toad stool?" 04/02/22 8:40:46	12

	"How the hell did you manage to lose your pencil case?" 20/01/22 8:07:48	12

	"How do I stop my photos looking grey and dull?" "Move away from Manchester. " 12/09/21 11:09:14	1 12
Or don't press the button. --Willie Johnson
	"It's so good to be able to stand at the bar without a muzzle on our face." 30/06/21 7:14:26	12

	"Hey Laura you've done your hair differently, and you say I'm not observant. " 12/06/21 19:09:46	12

	My wife owns this restaurant it's only open on my birthday. 15/05/21 11:20:23	12

	He wasn't wrong when he said the weather forecast was changeable today. 24/04/21 11:01:36	12

	Horticulture Club. 12/04/21 11:10:26	12

	I prefer the ones enriched with vitamin D as the sun shines out of my arse. 20/03/21 8:18:56	12

	clever Kindergarten cop off. 03/03/21 20:16:27	12

	clever The book was so good she couldnt put it down, unlike her dog who is off to the vets in the morning. 17/02/21 20:13:50	12

	Are you sure you don't want a happy meal ? 17/11/24 20:06:47	11

	clever I wouldn't swim in there you will get covered in ticks. 07/11/24 20:13:05	11

	Drag artist 22/10/24 11:01:45	11

	clever "You do realise I don't have a toilet in this bag ?" "No shit Sherlock." 13/09/24 7:18:02	11

	See look I'm getting better at it 15 seconds. 15/08/24 19:13:04	11