Okay Pete, follow these instruction closely. Take an object roughly the same size as the head in her mouth. It doesn't have to be an effigy of yourself, something like a large orange should do the trick. Now shove it in your gob. Next find some kind of recording device like a Panasonic RQ-2104 and hit "play" and "record" together then phone Pizza Hut and try and order a 12" deep pan super supreme. Play back the tape and it should sound roughly like "Mmmffnnmffmmnnff."
Sorry Pete, my captions have been doing rubbish so had to have some fun to cheer myself up. Here's 3 kisses, XXX, do you forgive me? (From your picture you certainly fit the hirsute description).
Hi John, not me this time. If I'd spent some time thinking about the picture I might have come up with something similar but my head was spinning round in circles until about 8.15 due to the dozen or so changes to the upcoming photos between 7.55 and 8.
Hee hee good one, cheers Pete. I must admit though that one of the three characteristics wasn't true. Here's a little known fact for you, did you know that 8 out of 10 twats prefer whiskers?
Sorry again for not being able to just explain it like a normal person would.
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That's a tough one for the Dupe Detector.
7:10pm
Can someone explain it, please? I hate missing out.
8:37pm
Don't be shy. Take the anon off and I'll tell you.
8:54pm
I don't take anything off until I know you ;)
9:01pm
Off, off, off!
9:06pm
I'm 42, libra and like hirsute women.
9:10pm
Hi Fraser, it's Pete. Give us a kiss and explain the fcukin' caption.
9:18pm
Okay Pete, follow these instruction closely. Take an object roughly the same size as the head in her mouth. It doesn't have to be an effigy of yourself, something like a large orange should do the trick. Now shove it in your gob. Next find some kind of recording device like a Panasonic RQ-2104 and hit "play" and "record" together then phone Pizza Hut and try and order a 12" deep pan super supreme. Play back the tape and it should sound roughly like "Mmmffnnmffmmnnff."
Sorry Pete, my captions have been doing rubbish so had to have some fun to cheer myself up. Here's 3 kisses, XXX, do you forgive me? (From your picture you certainly fit the hirsute description).
9:41pm
Fraser - last time you were in this mood it involved a Dog and an Orangutan and you got me then aswell
9:50pm
Hi John, not me this time. If I'd spent some time thinking about the picture I might have come up with something similar but my head was spinning round in circles until about 8.15 due to the dozen or so changes to the upcoming photos between 7.55 and 8.
9:58pm
It's so obvious now you've explained it, Fraser...ahem. Hirsute women rule, too; apart from the Brazilian beach volleyball team.
8:03am
Hee hee good one, cheers Pete. I must admit though that one of the three characteristics wasn't true. Here's a little known fact for you, did you know that 8 out of 10 twats prefer whiskers?
Sorry again for not being able to just explain it like a normal person would.
8:41am