John reminisced over the last 40 years of his life. He had come to the Amazon as a young man and found a lost tribe of Beautiful Women. But he found they were Cannibals and they had eaten all the Men. He convinced the younger ones that Men were good for things other than eating, and had worked hard to re-populate the tribe. It had been a good life but he hated having to sit on a chair with his legs crossed to stop the Aunts biting his feet.