"27 Big Mac meals, 13 McChicken sandwiches, 14 double cheeseburgers, 82 single cheeseburgers, 3 burgers, 1 without a gherkin, a grilled chicken and bacon salad, 50 Filet-o-fish for the penguins, 72 cokes, 12 diet cokes, 86 McFlurrys and an apple pie. The zookeepers always send me, ever since the time they sent a goldfish and he f*cked it right up."