Straight from the furry mixing-bowl.
Your wife will want you to lick it several times a month, but will only let you poke it twice.
We do a limited-edition version with strawberry jam in it every 4 weeks.
Although your wife wants you to only fancy this cake for the rest of your life, she'll still dream about letting your neighbour have a nibble of it while you're at work.

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