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Randy floss
...and for that reason alone, I'll never visit this fairground again.
When fannys grow teeth
Tooth Pricks are also available.
I was far too vigorous with the first few and completely rect'um
With practice, you can position it and whistle the theme to Eastenders.
"I'm OK thanks. Got an electric toothbrush."
Wire in the hole!
Flossed your virginity?
As used in Star Trek to get rid of Klingons from Uranus
🎶 Don't it make your brown eye blue.🎶
I find it a really useful product on the hole
Warning: these captions contain pro-fanny tease.
I bought 10 packs and gave my sister back her violin bow.
My wife went to buy some but she cunt find any
Cheese and crackers anyone?
"I'd probably listen to that one dentist who didn't recommend it."
Recommended for Cum Disease
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