I'd been driving home. The Kids were having a sleep over. It would just be Me and the Wife alone in the house. I pulled in to a Tesco 24 hour store. A bottle of wine and some candles, I'd show her romance wasn't dead. Leaving the store the phone rang, it was the Wife. Could I pick up 2 pints of green top and a tube of Canesten.

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I can hear Bogart snarling this. Beautifully noir, and funny too.
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