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My very first memory....

Mr Dome 03/09/19 07:04:53

The only way to truly appreciate the size of a woman's handbag is to get inside.

Stephen Bean 03/09/19 11:50:23

- Darling quick, stop a minute, what the fucks that outside the window? - Shit! shit! shit!, quickly cover yourself up, it's that little bastard from next door with his drone.

Tiny Alien 03/09/19 10:27:56

I've had a really bad day, so I voted for this photo just to piss everyone else off.

James Lennox 03/09/19 07:01:09

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I've had a good day, so I voted for this caption. So you didn't piss me off.--Willie Johnson

This is caption me, so it's either a bicycle head light or a one eyed cat.

Neil Mackenzie 03/09/19 21:29:42

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Or a mannequin holding a flashlight.--James Lennox

Looking back, Pong had to be one of the worst video games ever.

stone face 03/09/19 07:05:04

"And now back to live coverage of the pitch black tightrope walking championship."

stone face 03/09/19 07:26:03

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Brilliant!--Anna Caddy

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am Sirius, and don't call me Shirley."

James Lennox 03/09/19 07:05:23

Van Gogh's first attempt at "Starry Night" was kind of crap.

James Lennox 03/09/19 07:02:45

Dave???

Chris Keegan 03/09/19 08:09:02

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"He's either dead or the heart monitor is broke again."

stone face 03/09/19 07:40:27

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*Caller, can you check to see if your friend is actually dead?*<br />*BANG*<br />"Ok, what now?"<br />*Now check the heart monitor by turning it off and on again.*--Michael Winner

I'm sorry, but if any of us stand any chance that bloody Wolf has to be tracked down...

Chris Keegan 03/09/19 07:00:40

I've never understood space porn

The Wolf 03/09/19 07:00:33

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