"I know how to escape! Use metal bar to pry open electrical wiring hatch. Put on rubber gloves. Insert bar between the two live terminals. Tie blue cloth to straw, and place straw between teeth. Lubricate anus with lump of butter. Insert coke can. Gently lower buttocks on to live metal bar. Wait until coke can explodes (bite down on straw for pain if necessary) and propels you over wall. Remove straw from teeth and wave flag to summon medical assistance."

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Or get the bus..

16/04/19
7:14am

"Tie cloth to straw. Flag down bus. No money, so offer to lubricate bus driver's anus with butter and insert coke can. If he refuses hit him with metal bar. Either way, make sure you are wearing gloves."

(caption author)

16/04/19
7:24am

ðŸ˜‚

Karen Oakenfull

16/04/19
7:25am

Lol to author ðŸ˜‚

Karen Oakenfull

16/04/19
7:30am

Cheers Karen :)

(caption author)

16/04/19
7:36am

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