It took 1 hour, 37 minutes and 13 seconds for Larry the undercover Policeman to deploy his bionic extendable arm. Thankfully, the shoplifter was in the middle of performing the "˜Slow motion orgasm dance' which took just as long.

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Funniest thing, I missed captioning this photo due to living in an opposite timezone, but when I saw it the first thing I thought was "That kid looks like he's doing a slow motion orgasm dance" and then lo and behold, I read your caption. A supervote vote for sharing my brainwave patterns.
10:09pm
Cheers James. Appreciated mate. To be honest when I posted the caption I expected it to receive 0 votes as it's so random (but that wouldn't stop me posting it!) Glad I stuck with it!
10:43pm
I love random, although this week my own abstract efforts have been largely overlooked. I even resorted to puns just to try and get some votes. It worked, but now I feel dirty.
11:31pm