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The long arm of the law student
Nick was delighted with his superpower until he discovered he could never wank with his right hand again.
Army surplus
It took 1 hour, 37 minutes and 13 seconds for Larry the undercover Policeman to deploy his bionic extendable arm. Thankfully, the shoplifter was in the middle of performing the "˜Slow motion orgasm dance' which took just as long.
Inspector Gadget never got bullied at school
Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard.
"Wow, look at that ... bright yellow chairs."
armed and dangerous
"He was invading my personal space."
He'll end up back in Borstal doing another long stretch.
Is that why they call him Jack Reacher?
Right turn Clyde
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