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"Look at that old lady swallowing a fly. Should we avoid her?" "Nah, looks like she's chasing a spider now. We should be fine."
"Alright Dave? Remember me? From the park last Thursday? We got drunk and spent the night dancing...fine, how rude"
"But I AM an owl." "You are not, and you are not coming to sea. Good day."
"Ok..Ok ..I lied a bit and you lied a bit. But come on..everyone lies on their Tinder profile."
''You may not love me now but I'll crow on you.''
"Did I tell you about the time I ate half a mouse fresh off the motorway?" "No, do carrion."
"So I said to him - no, no, listen, this is really funny! - I said - this was in reply to that thing he said - so I took a deep breath and I said..." "P*ss off."
Crow: "Then the woman at the airport said to me 'any carry on?', then i said no thank you I've just eaten. Get it? Carry on sounds like carrion" Cat: "This is why i cant take you to parties"
"I'll be tagging along for a while kitty. We're in a no-fly zone."
Why kill the other 23 and spare me?
Tom ... you kill, I'll clean up afterwards, Deal or No Deal? Don't bring Brexit into this Jack
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